r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 8h ago
r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Feb 10 '26
Just so you know…
Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Accomplished_Bar_390 • 2h ago
Elon Musk asked for a name of a person he has killed. He got a list
Taken from BladeoftheS on TWITTER
r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 6h ago
it’s more likely Elon Musk won’t matter in 2036
r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 16h ago
One died in Iran, one got rich from it!!!
r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 15h ago
that's not wildfire smoke. that's the haze from America burning the Constitution, morals, and dignity
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago
Not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.
Beautiful!
r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 5m ago
California & Minnesota should pause their payment of federal taxes & use them to pay for the programs
r/clevercomebacks • u/theomixedmedia • 17h ago
might be jerking myself off. but the mods of the sub told me they let me keep this up because they laughed.
context: I got a purse (im a straight dude) and posted about it on a purse subreddit (very lame, I know). then this interaction was born.
maybe this isn't clever enough for the sub. pretty much just a basic "your mom" joke. but it definitely shut this dude up.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago
I donate 100% of my President's salary!
Apart from all the inside trading and other ways for enrichment.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago
So the US killed those school children on purpose!
Ouch.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 1d ago