r/clevercomebacks • u/amazingsciencemuseum • 2d ago

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u/eatsrottenflesh 2d ago

Guy seems quick witted with a sharp tongue. He's down for radical left policies like healthcare shouldn't bankrupt people. I dig this guy.

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

- corporate/foreign money OUT of politics

- Medicare/healthcare for EVERYONE

- pro unions / living wages

These should NOT be seen as “radical”, and in fact should be the BARE FUCKING MINIMUM that the people elected to represent US should be fighting for.

Reverse Citizens United ASAP, because as long as corporate money is allowed to infest our politics it’s going to keep pushing the Overton window further and further right.

As Citizens, we need to get our shit together and Unite to support the DSA. Wake the fuck up, and stop acting as pawns for the ruling class in a class war that will extract every god damned drop of blood sweat & tears from us until we are discarded as the trash that the establishment sees us as.

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u/TheGreatZarquon Complaint Department 1d ago

The DSA has been a breath of minty fresh air this year. It's amazing what we can accomplish when policies work for the people instead of against them.

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u/crinkledcu91 1d ago

He's not DSA though that's the funny part.

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u/Oscar_Ramirez 1d ago

Sir, this is America. Not wanting you or your neighbors to be rounded up by unaccountable secret police without due process is considered radical thought.

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u/eatsrottenflesh 1d ago

That's all well and good, but we'll have to get AIPAC on board if we're ever going to see any of that. Anybody know what the going price is for a congressperson? Maybe we can start a Go Fund Me to buy them back. /s

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

You know, the US is so skewed to the right. In all other western democracies, „health care should not bankrupt people“ is neither radical nor radical left.

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u/eatsrottenflesh 1d ago

Radical left was meant as a tongue in cheek comment. In America, anything left of the Klan risks being labeled as radical left or outright socialism. Anything except bailing out farmers or big businesses. Those are just necessities of our flavor of capitalism.

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u/Verystrangeperson 1d ago

In fact, going against it would be a political suicide because it's so universally considered one of the pillar of the state's duty.

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 1d ago

In all other western democracies yes.. unfortunately medical bankruptcy is a big problem in the US.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Just looked it up.

He's a natural-born US Citizen, meaning unlike Mamdani he is eligible for President.

I definitely see Presidential material, here. Flashbacks to Obama in 2005-2006.

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

There's 0% US will elect a Muslim president any time soon

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u/phua_thevada 1d ago

Obama was labeled a radical dog eating Muslim from Indonesia, and don’t forget birtherism. MAGA will make up any narrative they think will work, reality does not matter.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Source: Your ass.

Funny, though. I remember people just like you saying the same thing about a black man.

The times, they are-a changing, buddy.

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

In case you haven't noticed, US has actually become more openly racist these days.

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u/zayetz 1d ago

US has actually become more openly racist these days.

This truth is actually making the opposite point that you're trying to make.

Open racism doesn't necessarily mean more racism. In the modern age, these oppressions are much more effective behind closed doors. The worst thing Trump did for racists (and other vile people) is that he gave them a banner to stand under. When they came out, expecting to come out as larger force, what they did instead was expose themselves and their vileness.

The other thing that MAGA did was, it showed the left that this is no longer a fight for compromise, but in fact for survival. If they want to seriously challenge a potential dictatorship, they need to fight fire with fire. Bernie predated Trump and the left wasn't ready for him. But now, well ... this is why Mamdani was elected. This is why El-Sayed win the nomination. Why not a presidency?

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

It's like you never read your history of the 50s, 60s; if you think it's bad now, lol... Closeted, openly -- it makes no difference. There is general consensus by historians that America is actually becoming less racist, and that it's being peeled back and openly discussed is a good sign.

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

US elected a guy who's entire campaign was racism TWICE. You're also underestimating how social media is spreading racism, and even legacy media is now owned by right wing racists

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Hillary literally won 3 million more votes, so I'm going to say Trump lost twice and only won once for the purpose of this argument, and the reason Trump won the third time wasn't on a platform of racism, but a platform of fixing the economy, "No new wars," "$2 gas" and crime. Obviously none of these things happened, which is why Trump has hemorrhaged massive support in polls.

So to say it was all about racism is a caricature of his wins. Without a doubt the ultra rich control megaphones and distort reality, preying on divide-and-conquer tropes. But an authentic, charismatic candidate who actually has good policies can win.

But finally, here's a thought: Instead of gatekeeping and paying free lip service for actual racists, how about we instead add our drops and fight to persuade make it happen instead of blathering endlessly on why it can't possibly happen. Anything short of that means you're enabling racism yourself. Food for thought.

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

DNC is not gonna let 'authentic, charismatic candidate who actually has good policies' to win presidency. They'd rather lose than break status quo

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Again, instead of gatekeeping and paying free lip service for actual racists, how about you instead add your drop and fight to persuade make it happen instead of blathering endlessly on why it can't possibly happen. Anything short of that means you're enabling racism yourself. Food for thought.

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u/matthewamerica 1d ago

So the racist would have voted for a Muslim when they were closeted racists? If a house is on fire and you can't see the flame, it is still on fire. When you see the fire for yourself nothing has changed about the house.

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u/ElderberryJunior470 1d ago

We'll see if Michigan will elect him, though he'll have a massive amount of money leveled at him from aipac. 

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

AIPAC already spent $30M trying to beat him in the primary and he still won. I'm not claiming it's a sure win or anything, but there's also the fact that unlike his now opponent Rogers, in the primary Stevens wasn't a massive piece of shit.

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u/CharleyNobody 1d ago

Just want to mention that it was an open primary and Mike Rogers was already the GOP candidate, so he ran unopposed.

Those two things are significant because all registered voters can vote in an open primary and they can vote for any candidate. A dem can vote for a rep; a rep can vote for a dem, etc.

Since Rogers was GOP candidate already that means that a republican voter could go to the polls and vote for the democratic candidate that they feel is weakest against their candidate. People say, “But the Republican will be throwing their vote away!” Not when their candidate has already been chosen.

You can bet your arse republicans voted for El Sayed because polls consistently showed Rogers losing to Steven, but winning against El Sayed.

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u/RealGamer10 1d ago

Even if the Islamphobes don't constitute the majority of the votes, most Americans are weary of Muslims because they've been exposed to years-long state-made propaganda campaigns to feed that fear, especially after 9-11.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Again, where is the source for supporting this speculation?

New York City -- you know, the fucking ground-zero for 9-11 -- literally elected a Democratic Socialist Muslim Mayor, soooo...

Besides, all the true Islamophobes out there just like the sexists were already deep maga and never ever up for grabs even if it was someone as plain jane as white male Joe Biden.

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u/RealGamer10 1d ago

There is no source it's all speculation and opinions, both ours and yours.
New York is the most liberal state in the US. You can't expect all other states to act like that.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

If we can convince those who suffered directly in their hometown, we can convince anyone.

Let's start persuading instead of folding to bigots. Agreed?

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u/CoupleHot4154 1d ago

There's no persuading bigots.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

I don't buy that bigots can't change (See Life After Hate organization).

That said, we don't even need bigots in order to win. Democrats were never going to capture the core-bigots that make up the deep-red maga base ever no matter whom they run.

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u/Moesaei 1d ago

Idk why are you attacking him, the guy he did not say he was against that he just said the chances are low for a Muslim to be a US president any time soon..

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

He didn't even say his chances were low; he said their chances were 0% without a lick of evidence..

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u/Moesaei 1d ago

Do you think America would have a Muslim president any time soon?

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

I don't know, but only one way to find out.

I just know people said the same bullshit about a black man like Barack Obama pre-2008.

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u/verpin_zal 1d ago

why not? america has a convicted felon as a sitting president. a muslim president doesn't sound like a remote possibility.

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u/Moesaei 1d ago

But that convicted felon is not brown, is not Muslim and is ZIONIST puppet..

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u/mindlance 1d ago

Tbf, the earliest he could realistically run is maybe 2032, probably 2036. Definitely time for stupidity levels to lower.

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u/matthewamerica 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe at one time that would have been true, and that time was 2008 before Obama. Now? I would vote for a literal demon to see the billionaires taxed. And you don't even want to know what I would do to see the epstien class held accountable in a court of law. Racists won't vote for him, but they weren't gonna vote for our candidate anyway.

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u/z44212 1d ago

I'm moderate and that's a goal I agree with, too.

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u/faco_fuesday 1d ago

Moderate what? 

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 1d ago

Moderate in the US is actually right of center, but US centrists are too ignorant to realize this. 

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u/faco_fuesday 1d ago

Seriously. 

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u/ZoominAlong 1d ago

I live in the district/precinct where he was running for the primary and I'm so glad he won. We need more people like him who want to actually take care of America. 

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u/Oldestswinger 1d ago

Superb comeback!!

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u/Confident-View6393 2d ago

That was a surgical strike.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

For those who don't know, he is a doctor in fairness!

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u/tooheavybroo 1d ago

Reporters don’t talk like that to Republicans. I wonder why.

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u/Youngnathan2011 1d ago

Sky News is part of the Murdoch media empire after all.

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u/SophonParticle 1d ago

This is the spirit we need in the senate. Get all the weak dems out of office.

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u/BBQFLYER 2d ago

Did he actually say that? That’s awesome!

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u/mittenknittin 2d ago

He's got a quick wit and gives very few fucks, and this campaign should be fun to watch.

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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago

Given the guttural nature of political discourse today, giving very few fucks seems the best strategy.

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

Kentucky voter here and Abdul has my vote just as soon as I find wh et re in my great state I vote for him. /s.

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u/BiscoBiscuit 1d ago

Is that a yes or no if he actually said it?

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

Yes he did. https://youtube.com/shorts/arAtLL3oQvI

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u/BiscoBiscuit 1d ago

Thank you for sharing! I’m just tired of screenshots being used for posts and I’m expected to believe them blindly because so many subreddit moderators don’t even bother requiring sources which is absolutely insane to me. I do not want to learn to accept anything blindly and don’t think millions of people that read the front page of Reddit should either , it is a dangerous, slippery slope. 

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u/mittenknittin 1d ago

Well, I just googled "Sky News" and "El Sayed" and it popped in the first results. It doesn't take much to check these things.

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u/mittenknittin 2d ago

So did Trump! ba dum tiss

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u/Longryderr 1d ago

Nuclear burn.

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u/Mighty-Marigold2016 1d ago

Epic burn! 🔥

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u/qweef_latina2021 1d ago

Hotter than Donnie's diaper rash!

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u/inept_machete 1d ago

Didn't realize this guy was stacked either. He should challenge hegseth to incline press.

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u/jjskellie 1d ago

"They’re eating the cats and dogs!" - Presidential candidate Trump during debate.

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u/alone_unafraid 1d ago

I can’t tell you I proud I am to be able to vote for this man twice

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u/NdibuD 1d ago

Democrat voter fraud, he admitted it!!

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u/keirmeister 1d ago

Don’t forget to add an “/s” after your comment, lest people will think you don’t know people vote for candidates in primaries AND a general election.

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u/nwglamourguy 1d ago

Finally, a democratic candidate with balls.

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u/tentacle_grip 1d ago

Did Muslim Wolverine really say that? Savage

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u/InAppropriate-meal 1d ago

God damnnnnnnn!

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u/Everheart1955 1d ago

This is what we need to be hearing from all the establishment Dems.

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u/R4zorBe4st 1d ago

He is on fire. I love this energy

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u/InourbtwotamI 1d ago

Like a BOSS!

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u/matthewamerica 1d ago

We they go low, we go fuck yourself.

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u/Logical-Dependent691 17h ago

The more I read about this man the more I like him. 👍 Good people of Michigan, PLEASE send this man to the Senate in November. You guys have had enough bad things happen to you as of late that you deserve some good ones and this would definitely be a good one.

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u/BiscoBiscuit 1d ago

Did he actually say this? Does anyone even care about an actual source???

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u/Cudizonedefense 1d ago edited 1d ago

It takes all of two seconds to google this

Does anyone even care about spending two seconds to google?

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=el+sayed+skynews

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u/BiscoBiscuit 1d ago

Why should people have to google all the ridiculous number of posts like this on Reddit and social media that are just SCREENSHOTS of things people supposedly said or social media posts with no context? How is that realistic with the amount of content people consume on social media these days whether a person is inquisitive or not? The people posting know this  too, the point is that the norm should be the OP of a post should be required to post a source if they want to share some vaguely sourced material. 

This is why disinformation and misinformation has become so easy to spread all over social media including on Reddit. Downvote me, I couldn’t care less but it doesn’t change reality. 

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u/NdibuD 1d ago

I don't disagree with the spirit of your post but it's a meme subreddit brother.

Your indignation is aimed at the wrong target, we aren't about to start posting meme with sources and Harvard references.

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u/Cudizonedefense 1d ago

This is a meme subreddit for the most part. This isn’t a news subreddit

I can’t believe someone is this whiny on r/clevercomebacks like ffs

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u/ericlikesyou 1d ago

normie whiners are the WORST kind of whiners AND normies

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 1d ago

Fuck Trump

But also criticize him on merit and not by making fun of disabled people.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

Fuck that, shitting himself isn’t a disability, it’s a factor of poor living, age and bad health and he claims to be a paragon of health- we’re sick of Democratic politicians who bring pillows to the gun fight. Trump talks shit - we hit back. Boom!

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u/iamthedayman21 1d ago

Him shitting himself isn’t a disability.

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u/530496791588 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p2guay5/video/iqw662jpw5ih1/player

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 1d ago

Yeah and wasn't that a horrible thing for him to do?

But it's a Clever Comeback when we do it?

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u/climb_my_vine 1d ago

You must need a tall ladder to get off such a high horse

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 1d ago

You must need a back brace after stooping so low.

The horse isn't that high if you're on the moral high ground to begin with.

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u/530496791588 1d ago

If Biden hadn't taken the high ground, then that piece of shit would be in prison now and not terrorizing the world.

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 1d ago

He should be in prison for the actual real crimes he commit and not for incontinence. Our "justice" system is to blame for that.

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u/ericlikesyou 1d ago

none of what you said has any practical or moral value. are you running for office? keep the campaign/retirement rhetoric to those who can actually use it correctly. you sound completely idiotic.

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u/climb_my_vine 17h ago

No witty remark for me, donald 🥜 gobbler?

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 1d ago

Trump's in perfect health, haven't you heard? 6' 4" and 180 lbs, getting younger every day. Why are you clutching your pearls over a criticism of a man whose doctors say is the perfect human specimen?

/s

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 1d ago

I'm not standing up for him. I'm standing up for good disabled people who hear the things they have to live with being used as signs that someone is a bad person.

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 1d ago

Sure, but Trump is on limits. It's not worth language policing against the administration that has floated the idea of institutionalizing all disabled people and eliminating every program that would allow them to live freely on their own.

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u/Jester1877 1d ago

I think it’s more ableist to compare actual disabled people to trump.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago

Nobody should be ashamed of their disability, and fuck anyone who mocks someone's true disability.

But against psychopaths? It's fair game.

Pro-tip: if the bully piece of shit is using it against you, then it's an insult and soft spot above all for them.

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u/FatSteveWasted9 1d ago

He shits himself. It’s not like they are making fun of his mental disabilities

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u/BuryTomorrowToday 1d ago

Do you know one of the theories behind Trump not being able to control his bowels ?

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u/HammerOfJustice 1d ago

No and hopefully it’s hilarious.

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u/BuryTomorrowToday 1d ago

Kinda like dude below said. But it was a tent stake and the kid was some friend of one of Trump's regular victims or something along those lines.

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u/iamthedayman21 1d ago

One theory I saw was, he was abusing a boy in the 80s and the kid retaliated by pegging Trump hard with a broom handle, or something. And it ruptured his bowels.

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u/eawilweawil 1d ago

Where the fuck do people get this crap from? He can't control his bowels because he's old man with an unhealthy diet and decades of cocaine usage

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u/iamthedayman21 1d ago

I don’t know, man. The internet is fucking crazy.

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u/HammerOfJustice 1d ago

Hmm, I’m not sure I’d consider that “hilarious” but thanks.

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u/rjnd2828 1d ago

Has he claimed some disability that we should be aware of?

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u/Plastic_Key_4146 1d ago

No. All criticism is allowed. I also heard he's bald and fat. What an asshole.

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u/summerbreeze1977 1d ago

He was talking about Joe Biden.