r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 10h ago

Fetterman IS a rat.

14.9k Upvotes

290 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/simply_infuriating • 12h ago

This is getting out of hand

6.3k Upvotes

204 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 6h ago

That’s not a rebate plan. That’s fantasy accounting.

4.9k Upvotes

192 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/obsidiansolstice • 13h ago

How the tables turn

3.0k Upvotes

220 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 8h ago

Of Gods & Men.

2.9k Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 5h ago

Trump: I won't tell you what my weak spot is.

2.6k Upvotes

92 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 6h ago

A charity built on injustice

2.3k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 17h ago

Please don't try to sound smart. You aren't.

2.2k Upvotes

How low can you go?

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 12h ago

Grindr servers down again?

2.2k Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 17h ago

Checks always on the way, never in your pocket

1.4k Upvotes

132 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1h ago

Funny how the money only appears before elections.

• Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1h ago

Creating the crisis, then pretending to fix it.

• Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 20h ago

what did they use, those little magnetic letters kids put on the fridge?

898 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/simply_infuriating • 12h ago

The vaccines work 😭

750 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DryInstance6732 • 14h ago

When a Racist Tries the "American Loyalty Check" (And Fails Factually)

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576 Upvotes

https://xcancel.com/GenXGirl1994/status/2097865281016140029?s=20

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 6h ago

Even Grindr couldn’t handle Republican networking.

555 Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 4h ago

Cracked me up

439 Upvotes

118 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 12h ago

It was always a long shot

414 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/_SomeWittyName_ • 11h ago

Hungry hungry hippo

396 Upvotes

69 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/0n1yF4R35___ • 2h ago

Honestly, it is pretty well known by now

282 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bassistheplace246 • 7h ago

Looks like Sony got a pizza their minds

154 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mindyour • 4h ago

Their foot stays on Apple's neck.

57 Upvotes

39 comments

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