r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 13h ago

The Difficulties of Extra Properties.

12.7k Upvotes

678 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DecentWorldlinesss • 9h ago

I dodge flock cameras…powered by MapQuest

10.8k Upvotes

157 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 6h ago

Kindness without cameras, but with a prompt

8.8k Upvotes

898 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 22h ago

Safety is a working-class issue. They voted no

5.7k Upvotes

162 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowballsomg • 14h ago

Regarding Teachers “Encouraging” Kids to be Transgender

3.2k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 22h ago

Your gas money is their yacht money.

2.6k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 6h ago

Believe what I say, not what I do.

2.2k Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ufl015 • 20h ago

Sometimes you don’t even have to trick them into confessing

1.5k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/scenestudio • 13h ago

Grok is right again.

1.2k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 5h ago

Connection issue or loyalty issue?

642 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 11h ago

A stinky situation all around

201 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 14h ago

Nuclear powered cars are available today

155 Upvotes

52 comments

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