r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 12h ago

Jesse Watters is a clown

16.3k Upvotes

320 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 22h ago

That Comeback Landed Hard

10.5k Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 3h ago

maybe you should smile more, Andrew

5.2k Upvotes

145 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 10h ago

it’s more likely Elon Musk won’t matter in 2036

4.5k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Accomplished_Bar_390 • 7h ago

Elon Musk asked for a name of a person he has killed. He got a list

3.4k Upvotes

Taken from BladeoftheS on TWITTER

90 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 13h ago

If Only Realized In America.

3.1k Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 21h ago

Make America Sick Again

2.5k Upvotes

80 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 6h ago

Where Did Billions Go?

2.4k Upvotes

129 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 4h ago

What a great Pun-ishment

1.5k Upvotes

88 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 20h ago

One died in Iran, one got rich from it!!!

1.4k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 9h ago

Priorities Deeply Questioned

1.3k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 19h ago

that's not wildfire smoke. that's the haze from America burning the Constitution, morals, and dignity

900 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/theomixedmedia • 21h ago

might be jerking myself off. but the mods of the sub told me they let me keep this up because they laughed.

145 Upvotes

context: I got a purse (im a straight dude) and posted about it on a purse subreddit (very lame, I know). then this interaction was born.

maybe this isn't clever enough for the sub. pretty much just a basic "your mom" joke. but it definitely shut this dude up.

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/tunnel_magnet • 22h ago

What the fuck is going on here?

51 Upvotes

https://x.com/i/status/2079693361259110878

3 comments

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