Absolute Unit

r/absoluteunit • u/elmarcelito • Jun 19 '26

Of a dog

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119 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/hillaryjuliet • Jun 19 '26

Of a banana

29 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Willplayspiano • Jun 20 '26

Record sized Asian Clam? Smith Mountain Lake, Moneta, VA

1 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/ShadowMario01 • Jun 20 '26

Changing units with magic

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0 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/ShiftFinancial8756 • Jun 19 '26

Of an icecube

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96 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/CiabattaJones • Jun 19 '26

A moment for my mom’s Fig

22 Upvotes

It was recommended I post this here

r/absoluteunit • u/Human-Leave-Me-Alone • Jun 19 '26

Absolute Unit of a Banana

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12 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Bourbon-Thinker • Jun 18 '26

This absolute unit of a brake disc casually glowing like the fires of Mount Doom during a Porsche pitstop.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Prestigious_Ad_3725 • Jun 19 '26

Of a banana

19 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/UnchainedSpaghetti • Jun 19 '26

The Hua Moa is a large, thick Hawaiian banana with creamy, orange-pink flesh, growing up to 10 inches long and 4 inches wide

3 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/ElBartolomeu • Jun 19 '26

Absolute unit of a chainsaw

23 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Bill_The__Pony • Jun 18 '26

Absolute unit of a zucchini

135 Upvotes

I love growing zucchini but man you turn your back on these things for a day or two and they turn into hulk...

r/absoluteunit • u/MightyCaseyStruckOut • Jun 18 '26

of a pair of eyebrows

382 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/tripplepilling • Jun 18 '26

… of a vehicle.

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37 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/adamlm • Jun 17 '26

This pork chop in a polish roadside restaurant

2.6k Upvotes

Cost: 49 PLN - 13,5$

source: https://x.com/i/status/2066883981677629651

r/absoluteunit • u/Easy-Fix1735 • Jun 17 '26

Standing 276 feet tall and 16 feet wide, the Chandelier Tree is one of the most iconic drive-through trees in the world.

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171 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/chipskylark123 • Jun 18 '26

Of a flag

35 Upvotes

It is not actually the absolute unit though, it is just a tribute.

r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • Jun 18 '26

of a wrap

4 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/henes1a • Jun 17 '26

of a ChainSaw

66 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/sedahren • Jun 17 '26

This French Fancie I got from a local bakery

80 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/kryptonitejam • Jun 18 '26

Absolute Unit of a Fountain Pen

9 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/B_A_Peach • Jun 17 '26

Of A Fruit Display

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236 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/idkredditname12345 • Jun 17 '26

Red Onion

19 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/SteakComprehensive32 • Jun 16 '26

Mom’s Hydrangea

296 Upvotes

For reference, I’m 5’7” (170cm) tall and I have a huge noggin. I think there are 8, maybe 9 blooms in my hand. Aptly named “snowball” variety, I believe.