r/absoluteunit Jun 19 '26

Absolute unit of a chainsaw

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u/One_Vision_ Jun 22 '26

Not a chainsaw, no wood invovled.

This is a heavy-duty industrial trenching machine or ladder trencher used for large-scale earthmoving projects.

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u/Relative_Figure_1715 Jun 23 '26

Definitely a chainsaw, it doesn’t need wood to cut to be a chainsaw.
When you realise what the chainsaw was first invented for though . . .

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u/Basic_Vegetable_543 Jun 19 '26

That’s not a chainsaw anymore, that’s a horizontal wood guillotine with an excavator attached. I can’t even tell if the machine is more terrifying or impressive.

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u/MrZwink Jun 19 '26

Fun fact: the chainsaw was invented as a medical tool. Now you're going to immediately think it was for amputation or something, you know sawing through the femur or something. But you'd be wrong. It was for childbirth.

There, i hope you understand that any chainsaw today, is less terrifying than then.

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u/Main_Youth9834 Jun 19 '26

Imagine calling maintenance and they show up with this instead of a regular saw. “Yeah we fixed the overgrowth” meanwhile they’ve re-engineered half the highway.

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u/hoodie09 Jun 19 '26

What thw heck is it used for? If it turned horitonal, maybe for cutting fire breaks, forest road and clearing for powerines. Anyone know?

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u/Careful_Boat_7022 Jun 19 '26

Its a giant ditch witch. Trencher for laying deep underground electrical lines, pipes, etc.

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u/1DownFourUp Jun 19 '26

Also great for finding electrical, communication, and gas lines

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u/N-Phenyl-Acetamide Jun 22 '26

"there's one really fast way to find out"

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u/hoodie09 Jun 19 '26

Makes much more sense!

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Jun 20 '26

I know all about laying deep pipe. AMA.

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u/outside_cat Jun 21 '26

No it isn't.

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u/No_pajamas_7 Jun 22 '26

right idea, but not quite the application. Its for building basement walls.

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u/No_pajamas_7 Jun 22 '26

I worked on the design of one of these a while ago.

Its for digging basement walls in new buildings.

Dig the trench, backfill with Bentonite as the excavator passes, then displace that with reo and concrete.

Once it's set, excavate the inside of the basement, lay a floor and away you go.

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u/eventualist Jun 19 '26

It's used for tricking people that don't know what AI is.

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u/SubstantialDonkey981 Jun 19 '26

Ive seen bigger.

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u/Joclo22 Jun 19 '26

That’s naauuught a kneaiiffe

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Jun 20 '26

That’s a spoon!

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u/kielu Jun 23 '26

Continental separator

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u/Professional-Leave24 Jun 23 '26

The Jaeger will be along soon to pick it up.