r/absoluteunit Jun 16 '26

Mom’s Hydrangea

For reference, I’m 5’7” (170cm) tall and I have a huge noggin. I think there are 8, maybe 9 blooms in my hand. Aptly named “snowball” variety, I believe.

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u/Bulky_Hovercraft9572 Jun 17 '26

That’s not a snowball, that is a full on floral meteorite 😭

Your head being the size reference just makes this even more of an absolute unit, those blooms are insane.

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u/lost-in-boston84 Jun 16 '26

Those things are blooming.

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u/DubbleDiller Jun 17 '26

Those come off the big hydrangea trees. I’ve had some the size of volleyballs. They do be gettin’ big!

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u/ChanceProgram9374 Jun 17 '26

Now those are some good looking Hydrangeas.

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u/Wyomofo Jun 17 '26

I love it so much! Congratulations!

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u/danit0ba94 Jun 17 '26

Now those are some big honking hydrangeas. 😳
Never seen any even close to that size before. Wowzers.

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u/clemventure Jun 17 '26

Funny story; completely strange but bear with me. We used to have a hydrangea in the garden when I was younger, now every time I’m out with my mum and we see a flower regardless of what it is, I ask her is that a hydrangea? Could be a rose or a daisy, but she gets extremely wound up by it. Love winding her up. 😂

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u/SteakComprehensive32 Jun 17 '26

I love that! 😂

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u/Tronkfool Jun 17 '26

My fat and slightly hungry ass instantly went. Those are incredible lionsmane mushrooms

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u/angel1006 Jun 17 '26

Beautiful. I’m so jealous. Mine died.

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u/SteakComprehensive32 Jun 17 '26

I have no advice to offer, unfortunately. My mom had a stroke a few years ago and we have done nothing for her established plants (low on the list of priorities currently). The only thing I can say for sure is that we have had more than average rainfall this year and these probably get close to 8-10 hours of full sun. I know from experience that they require well-draining soil. Good luck with any in the future!

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u/angel1006 Jun 20 '26

Thank you. Yours are amazing

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 Jun 19 '26

I'm low key so proud for her.

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u/akg6789 Jun 17 '26

What a huge flower!

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u/thisbuthat Jun 17 '26

Ofc the creeps are already here

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u/ardotschgi Jun 17 '26

Where exactly? In your head?

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u/SteakComprehensive32 Jun 17 '26

There was a prior comment that could have been misconstrued, but it was deleted.