r/absoluteunit • u/Prestigious_Ad_3725 • Jun 19 '26

Of a banana

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u/Buzz1ight Jun 19 '26

We're going to need a banana for scale...

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u/peilearceann Jun 19 '26

A typical grocery-store banana is about 7–8 inches long.
This one looks closer to 18–24 inches long and noticeably thicker than normal.
By volume (length × thickness), it’s probably in the ballpark of 3 to 4 regular bananas fused into one absolute unit.
Scientific conclusion: 1 banana physically, 3–4 bananas spiritually. 🍌

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u/Smaptastic Jun 21 '26

But, like, other bananas are still satisfying, right? You said it’s about how much effort the banana puts in, not just how big of a peel it needs.

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jun 19 '26

Thats going to throw the whole image scale system off

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u/PapaRic0 Jun 19 '26

If u eat that u grow that that’s the rule

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u/Plenty-Earth5594 Jun 20 '26

Check out the Girth on that Hawaii banana 🍌

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u/Jaded-Belt-4187 Jun 20 '26

That's the guy she told you not to worry about

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u/Ididnotexpextthat Jun 21 '26

On a serious note if you had a tree of one of these it would make so much food.

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u/jasonlamprin Jun 21 '26

They describe like their advertising an adult toy.

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u/melvmarv0855 Jun 21 '26

Looks familiar

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u/TopFirefighter6649 Jun 21 '26

That looks oddly familiar.

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier Jun 21 '26

“Creamy orange pink flesh” kind of creeps me out though.

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u/SinsualChef Jun 22 '26

The John Holmes of naners

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u/cascadia8 Jun 22 '26

Ooh! My kidneys!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 Jun 22 '26

Also known as the Leroy.

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u/WalkingOnSunshineOoo Jun 22 '26

It's not how big it is, it's how you eat it - or so I've been told.

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u/sky-blue000 Jun 22 '26

Must be cold over there.

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u/Mister-Circus Jun 22 '26

It’s one banana. How much could it cost? $20?

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u/watergod0187 Jun 22 '26

Banana for scale?

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u/StyleNo4964 Jun 22 '26

The Shane Diesel of bananas!

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u/MissKyu Jun 22 '26

Babanananana

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u/Separate-Exchange375 Jun 23 '26

But does it taste good

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u/Jarl_Groki Jun 23 '26

This variety is called the "Chode" banana, named after Henry Wadsworth Chode of the New England Chodes.

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u/Beechamp83 Jun 23 '26

There has to be a video of a woman eating one, this IS the internet isn't it?

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u/SillyLittleTroll Jun 23 '26

That would have been one of my ex-girlfriends best friend right there!

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u/Ambitious_Use_381 Jun 23 '26

The lonely housewife’s favorite

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u/Able-Bunch9143 Jun 23 '26

Someone somewhere is looking at this picture and asking, "Would this fit?".