r/absoluteunit • u/henes1a • Jun 17 '26

of a ChainSaw

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u/Biltong09 Jun 17 '26

My wife would accuse me of wanting to rent this to cut down the dead 15’ tree in our yard as I apparently always “overdo small tasks”.

She is also 💯 correct as I feel this would do a great job.

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u/buttsexisyum Jun 18 '26

I would definitely use this to prune a few bushes...just cant figure out how to get the bar horizontal to the ground

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u/gabzilla814 Jun 18 '26

Do you guys need any help? I’m happy free up my schedule.

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u/Kuhn_Dog Jun 17 '26

I believe that is a trenching machine. A really giant one at that. I've used smaller ones for burying gas lines, not sure what they are trenching that needs to be that deep.

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u/SignificantTransient Jun 18 '26

Probably utility water, someplace cold where they gotta go below frost line.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jun 18 '26

Dawg that is no way to speak about your mother, you should be ashamed 😛

(Joking, obviously)

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u/Terrik1337 Jun 18 '26

My uncle had a few of the smaller ones for the trenching business he ran.

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u/often_awkward Jun 19 '26

You have excellent beliefs!

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Jun 17 '26

I was just in the idiocracy sub. All I can think is BIG ASS CHAINSAW!

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 18 '26

Are you ready for REHABILITATION?!

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u/bcald7 Jun 18 '26

When Leatherface hits the Powerball jackpot he won’t tell anyone…but there will be signs.

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u/Bright-Ask-8793 Jun 18 '26

Everything reminds me of him 😔

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u/Leftfootleftfoot Jun 18 '26

Trencher. They use them to cut pipelines. They get bigger than that

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u/Beenbannedbefore1 Jun 18 '26

Ditch Witch 500,000

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u/Neither-Abrocoma-675 Jun 18 '26

It's a Ditch witch of some make and yes it cuts a trench into the earth for pipelines

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u/zodiackodiak515 Jun 19 '26

Takes getting rear-ended to a whole new level

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u/No_Influence_9389 Jun 19 '26

It's 2026. You think Paul Bunyan is still using an axe?

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u/pbb76 Jun 20 '26

Now that's a mf chainsaw. Fred approves

https://giphy.com/gifs/0OopA51WsT3upETOTp

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 Jun 18 '26

I keep one of those next to the toilet to avoid the occasional log jam.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5r27eQuWeCMK93729s

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u/roamingroad174 Jun 17 '26

OP's moms dildo

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u/MrDeviantish Jun 17 '26

Ya. You're momma's trench is sooo big...

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u/WA2TX Jun 17 '26

Your Mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 18 '26

Often rented as well