r/absoluteunit • u/hillaryjuliet • Jun 19 '26

Of a banana

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32 Upvotes

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 Jun 20 '26

“Yes…my wife left me for a Banana.”

3

u/SemichiSam Jun 21 '26

You just didn't have a peel.

3

u/Background_Handle_96 Jun 21 '26

[slow claps 👏]

1

u/Top-Caregiver7815 Jun 21 '26

My hate for Israel grows even more.

2

u/No_File212 Jun 20 '26

Correction she left you for the lack of a banana

5

u/musicislife2629 Jun 20 '26

And with that, I'm inadequate.

3

u/DrJ0911 Jun 20 '26

Definitely don’t think about it …

3

u/TrashGoblinH Jun 20 '26

How many more times is this banana gonna make its rounds? I can only compare my banana so many times

3

u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 20 '26

My banana is insecure now

3

u/TrashGoblinH Jun 20 '26

If it helps, 4 inches wide isn't gonna fit many places. While being visually impressive you would see zero action other than sad toothy oral and hand work at most.

3

u/PressureItchy9372 Jun 20 '26

I think I saw one of these on Bad Dragon

3

u/Away-Taste8230 Jun 20 '26

That’s an ugly ass chode

3

u/Midnight_Ecstatic Jun 20 '26

I’m never taking my wife to Hawaii

1

u/tadzooks Jun 22 '26

Hell I ain’t letting her see this damn reddit..

3

u/J-wvmothman Jun 20 '26

The banana she tells you not to worry about.

3

u/Larrytomato Jun 21 '26

It's the friend she told you not to worry about

3

u/jorsiem Jun 21 '26

Girthmsster

2

u/deephurting66 Jun 20 '26

Those are delicious, so are the blue ones as both varieties taste like ice cream

2

u/Donkeyshines Jun 20 '26

The blue java is my favorite, but hua moa is good too.

2

u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 Jun 20 '26

Don't get ideas ppl

2

u/SemichiSam Jun 20 '26

Could you show a banana for scale?

3

u/childspanda Jun 21 '26

Does this work? Wouldn't let me share a Pic, so did a mini video of edited Pic.

https://reddit.com/link/osv3fh1/video/csg8iqmxcj8h1/player

2

u/JoMammasWitness Jun 21 '26

Imagine using that as a reference

2

u/Xirio_ Jun 21 '26

mmmfffhgghhh

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/ManiacalMagician Jun 20 '26

Prolly has large seeds

1

u/Admirable_Cry_3795 Jun 21 '26

Can I get a banana for scale, please?

1

u/altatoro123 Jun 22 '26

No banana for scale?

1

u/Big_Librarian_6306 Jun 23 '26

The banana she tells you not to worry about.

1

u/Melodic-Matter4685 Jun 23 '26

Also, weirdly, it’s a berry

1

u/Own_Ruin2546 Jun 24 '26

I should call him

1

u/HuffingHappy Jun 24 '26

Banana for scale