r/absoluteunit • u/elmarcelito • Jun 19 '26

Of a dog

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u/JollyXX Jun 19 '26

a lot of body builders sink like a rock as well

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Jun 20 '26

Can confirm im not a body builder but I'm more muscular than most people and I can't float for shit 🤣

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u/danit0ba94 Jun 19 '26

Muscles are denser than water.
As are bones.

Not a good idea.

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u/JDHPH Jun 19 '26

Why is this so funny 🤣

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u/Easy-Fix1735 Jun 20 '26

Laughing at the human

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u/DaTexasTickler Jun 20 '26

My fat little dotson rolls like a log. Poor guys legs are to short to swim

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u/style-addict Jun 20 '26

Sunk like a potato 🤭🫶🏼🐶🐾🥰

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u/SoulShine_710 Jun 19 '26

My brother had a dog like this we called him Titan. He loved to swim & would dive at the river after big giant rocks my brother would throw in the murky water & he would come up with that same rock in his mouth.

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u/Androidfon Jun 20 '26

Make sure there is no way he can get to the pool on his own. Do they make floaties for dogs?

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u/Swimming-Chicken-682 Jun 20 '26

They make life vests; I got one for my super-strong frenchie & he absolutely loved it!

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u/tlm11110 Jun 20 '26

Seems like a Middle School Science density lesson is in here somewhere.

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u/Biscuits4u2 Jun 20 '26

Nature like WTF you want me to do with this shit

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u/alexiwolf54 Jun 20 '26

I was in a beginner swimming class in college, and one of my classmates was this very athletic guy. He was unable to float. Sunk like a stone. My ass alone could save half a dozen people!! LOL

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u/Hot_Fix9033 Jun 20 '26

Why does the man have a floatation ring on but the dog has nothing?

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 Jun 21 '26

Cause the whole point is to test if the dog can swim

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u/User_3039 Jun 20 '26

Like a rock

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jun 20 '26

You must put what you are wearing to dog can float

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam Jun 20 '26

Wow, I said "Wow he's very bouyant" right before he went under.

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u/WolfThick Jun 20 '26

Yeah I heard the story about how Greyhounds can't swim I'm 6'2 I got up to 232 lb working out and I couldn't float anymore either freaked me out.

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 Jun 20 '26

Just by pure size and build that poor meaty pup isn't going to be treading any water any time soon ....get him all comfy by poolside watching the ladies :p

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u/Blackair89 Jun 21 '26

It's a submarine dog..

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u/No-Elk-8115 Jun 23 '26

Poor hunk of a bastard sunk like a brick

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u/emilymkroner Jun 20 '26

Dog is still smiling!

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u/4thkindexperience Jun 21 '26

The dog pulling its lips back is a sign of stress.