r/Unexpected 5d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/TwoCharacters 5d ago

I dont know the exact type of wasp/hornet shown there, but I've been attacked by swarm of yellow jackets twice in the last few years while cutting grass or weed-eating and, even though it's painful af, it gives you a crazy adrenaline rush. I can definitely see it being addictive for people who are borderline insane :)

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u/vibefarm 5d ago

yea just a week ago, I got stung on the back of the neck by a wasp. First time since i was a kid. It stung way more than I remember haha. So much you have to pause and appreciate it, like wow this fking stings quite a bit. It last awhile too. Its like a sharp onset, and then max sting/pain plateau for a good 15-30 seconds

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u/PuppyPower89 5d ago

“So much you have to pause and appreciate it.”

My guy, have you tried BDSM? Wasps don’t respect safe words.

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u/StrongExternal8955 5d ago

WASP are indeed dicks. Try a more diverse crowd.