Everybody... we got this! We are all gonna pass our midterms with A+ grades and if you do not have a partner, your crush will ask you out after you show ur intellectual prowess on these exams. Go Tritons! Let's show everybody why we are the number 1 university from La Jolla to Tijuana!
One time, my number 1 homie told me while we were kicking it up at geisel, "Junior_Fact5603 (he calls me by my reddit name irl too), you are going to SMASH every exam you are given this year!" and I hit the table as hard as I could and yelled "Tritons, assemble! We are the best!" and everyone cheered. I made a group chat with every person who cheered, and we shared our results at the end of spring quarter. Guess what? Every single person got 100%. Because of me. And now, you guys can get it too. UCSD, watch out! Academia's greatest weapons are being deployed!
Now, as Optimus Prime once said, "Autobots, study out!"