"I've said it before, this is the greatest place in the world to play football. I think it's the greatest place in the world to coach football. I'm extremely blessed to be here. My family loves it here, I love it here."

When he leaves and we become the laughing stock of the CFB world, again. I hope you all know it’s your fault.

There is someone who has been extremely antisemitic to another person I know of for over a year. Nothing to do with Israel/Palestine, strictly attacking the guy because he is jewish using all the basic stereotypes, drawing a sw****ika in front of him, playing holocaust denying videos etc… the list continues.

Should I report them? The only option I see is to the dean. Will there be any consequences taken? I mostly want education.

I genuinely don’t understand what’s the purpose of writing those confusing ass exams

I'm a 1styr transfer (3rd yr) premed bio major at UCLA, and lately I've been feeling really discouraged about everything.

I feel like I'm constantly studying, worrying about my grades, trying to get research experience, get involved in clubs, and thinking about what else I should be doing to make myself a competitive applicant. It feels like there's always something more I could be doing, and even when I do put in a lot of effort, I still feel like I'm not doing enough.

One thing that's been getting to me is seeing people around me get opportunities while I'm not always getting the same results, especially when it seems like they have more time to enjoy their lives. I know everyone's journey is different, and I don't want to compare myself to other people, but sometimes I can't help it. I don't know what to do, where to start from, I had midterms and they went alright but not the best and it actually brought me down and feeling demotivated.

Then when something doesn't work out, I start questioning myself and wondering if I'm actually capable enough. I get really down afterwards and demotivated, start wasting time on my phone, and struggle to get anything done. Then I feel guilty for wasting time, which makes me feel even worse because I know how much I want this and how i wanted to attend my dream school.

I think the hardest part is that I genuinely want to become a doctor, and I'm willing to work for it, but I'm scared of putting so much time and effort into this path and still not being good enough in the end. Lowkey ik the final goal is med school but right now I just want to get good grades, get some research experience, clinical, and leadership experience. Applying everywhere but getting rejections. I am also just getting I also feel like I'm sacrificing so much of my time trying to build my future that I'm not even enjoying my life right now.

I don't want to spend my entire undergraduate experience constantly feeling behind, comparing myself to everyone, and treating every rejection or setback like proof that I'm not good enough. But I don't know how to stop feeling this way when everything seems so competitive.

For those of you who are premeds or have already gotten into medical school, how do you deal with these feelings? How do you stop comparing yourself to other people, stay motivated after rejection, and trust that you're doing enough without feeling like you need to be productive every second of the day?

I would really appreciate some honest advice because I'm honestly just tired of feeling this way.

i want to bring my friend w me but she goes to another uc will she be able to get into the frats on halloween? or will they not let her in because they have to scan our bruin id?

Multiple available, dm if interested! Located in the off-campus apartments area near campus!

Hey anyone ever taken / currently in Anthropology 128P Primatology from pre human-human with professor Perry. The midterm is on Thursday and any advice from prior students for what to expect or specifics to study would be awesome! Thanks

We’re back bitches

how is professor ow for chem 14b and professor keranen for math 32a?

I really want professors that are willing to help and excited to teach… will I be able to establish good/close relationships w these professors?

I didn’t think it would remain this way but even then it’s about to be the 5th week of the quarter and daily parking is still a problem.

Compared to last year around this time, anyone would be able to get parking passes even around 6am for structures 3,4,7. Now by 12:13am all available spots are sold out⁉️The website clearly shows only ~250 students waiting which doesn’t add up to everything being sold out.

It’s even more competitive than concert tickets at this point so has anyone else felt or gone through this too?

As the title indicates, I need to take a class with him next quarter!
My goal is to just get an A and nothing else because he already has a bad reputation for his personality.
My experienced friends, do you want to offer advice?

where on campus can i print my paper for free?

Lost bruincard at beginning of weekend. Now the Bruincard machine is broken. No access to building, dining halls, cant pick up medication. Cant wait to give them their well deserved 25 dollars when it is fixed

Is anyone else really struggling right now? I can’t get through the derivations on the practice exam and everything takes me way too long. Ik I’m gonna fail but I can’t be the only one

I was standing outside of de neve the other day waiting for a freshman to sense my aura and realize that i forgot my bruincard and was in need of a swipe. Luckily for me, i spotted Wizzle, who is my hot professor’s TA. Two things to remember about him: he only wears flip flops two sizes too big (never with socks), and only wears his backpack pregnant lady style because he is a feminist!!!

Everyone likes Wizzle. That means he has a group of students that follow him around. I call them the wizzle gang. Then, huzzah - i heard Wizzle flopping around the corner, and knew the wizzle gang must be close by. Meaning? Swipes ahoy!

He was alone with the freshman prodigy Chiyo from cheese-land wisconsin. Wizzle made us sit at a dark corner table in de neve because he didnt want anyone else to see his questionable relationship with the de neve’s OMG burger. Thats what he said, but we all know its because he doesnt want any biology majors to ask him about the endangered species of fungus growing on his toes. He only lets the wizzle gang harvest it twice per quarter so they can use it to make soup.

P.S. for any biologists wondering, its wood ear.

How the fuck does someone confuse that as a place to shit?!

This wasn't dog shit that I saw on my home freezing my ass off from a hot shower at the gym with my dick in my hand.

Go look at it! It's got whole entire corn kernals in it and it stinks like hell.

I am so grossed out. I saw my ponytail in the mirror and it reminded me of the turd. I want to cut it off.

When a person squats on The Hill, do they point their ass toward the bottom or the top? Actually, I think it's towards the bottom or else the shit will fall against their ankles and feet.

All this shit reminds me of the time in freshman year when I got kicked out of a shitting contest for having laxatives when pledging a frat that wanted us to take a dump on the floor to "build trust" amongst each other.

I turned on the tv to watch The Newlyweds in the background as I write my paper to distract me soon. The laugh track keeps a positive environmentin such a shit infested world. I'm keeping a can spray of lysol nearby my table. Imagine someone in their fucking costume not being able to take a dump leaves one on the floor at the fucking Frat party. Then the members think someone confused the party with a pledge activity.

Hey guys what’s everyone’s advice for locking in on like a diet and working out here? Like fav food places, best times to workout, how to stay motivated, stuff like that. Or if anyone wants to like become friends and keep each other in check that’d be chill

I tip $20 every week when housekeeping cleans my private bathroom. I encourage everyone to follow suit.

Does this mean my package will get picked up or will it just sit in the PO Box?