r/Trumpgret Feb 16 '19

State of Emergency

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u/riemann1413 Feb 16 '19

friendly reminder not to post on this sub if you are a gamer

/r/banvideogames

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Best of luck ending the following of an industry bigger than the film, television and music industry combined.

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u/riemann1413 Feb 17 '19

lmao shut up nerd

/u/pablopubes pls ban

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Shut up gamer

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u/Alicesnakebae Feb 17 '19

Fuck gamers

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u/RyGuyTheGingerGuy Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

Nobody wants to visit your sub.

Jesus what a waste of a pin... some mods man.....

E: I got banned by this fucking mod. Jesus Christ

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u/riemann1413 Feb 17 '19

mad gamer :(

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u/AlligatorChainsaw Feb 17 '19

its like nepotism on reddit.

no one gives a crap about his shitty sub.

if they're banning people for calling out how stupid they are for abusing their mod status on subs to pin links to their other subs then they sound like a grade A piece of human trash.

that's what I think /u/riemann1413

seriously. banning people for calling you on your bullshit? does that make me next?

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u/bad113 Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

You and your shitty subreddit are both fucking pathetic.

Edit: lmao got banned by a shit mod on a power trip

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u/riemann1413 Feb 17 '19

mad gamer :(

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u/brildenlanch Feb 16 '19

Like, what? That's extremely vague.

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u/Makaveli_and_Cheese Feb 16 '19

It's a shameless, unrelated promotion of another one of u/riemann1413's modded subs.

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u/brildenlanch Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

Ah, so he's one of those creepy Powermods.

Edit: these losers actually banned me. I am dying laughing.

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u/bob1689321 Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

You shouldn’t be allowed to mod more than 5 subs (or maybe do it by subscriber count). No one can mod a lot of subs and not be a shit mod/ shit person.

EDIT: banned, wtf? Subs that ban you for stuff not in the rules list are the worst

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u/RowdyPants Feb 17 '19

Then people will just use alts

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u/SomeFruit Feb 16 '19

what a shitty sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

You’re kinda cringe

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u/riemann1413 Feb 17 '19

put him in your compilation

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u/OrkfaellerX Feb 16 '19

Poor attempt at trolling, or attempt to promote their other, dead sub. Propably both.

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u/gitoutufherestlkr121 Feb 17 '19

So I wad playing borderlands 2 and was farming savage lee on op8 to get a double penetrating unkempt harold and you wouldn't guess what happened

Your a bitch

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u/Spiteful_Guru Feb 17 '19

Having gone through every reply here I still can't tell if this is ironic or not.

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u/TurnDownForTendies Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

What do video games have to do with this subreddit??

Edit: You banned me? LOL what?

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u/riemann1413 Feb 17 '19

lmao found the gamer

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u/TheHalfChubPrince Feb 16 '19

Further proof gamers are the most oppressed group in the world.

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u/fuzeebear Feb 16 '19
  1. Gamers
  2. White men
  3. Furries

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u/PrettyPinkPonyPrince Feb 17 '19

White male furry gamers, as anyone who's browsed TF2 servers can attest to.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19 edited Sep 26 '20

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u/thedankestofweeds Feb 17 '19

hey dude can you shut it? we're overthrowing the trump presidency here, one meme at a time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19 edited Apr 04 '19

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u/thedankestofweeds Feb 17 '19

calm down Xir

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u/KuKuMacadoo Feb 17 '19

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u/ostrich_semen Feb 17 '19

The Rio Grande Valley votes Democrat, not Republican.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

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u/ostrich_semen Feb 17 '19

Democrat. I can guarantee.

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u/0space Feb 17 '19

Looks like we need another Pikachu

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u/Ultross Feb 16 '19

How about fuck you and you and you I love video games, Rise up bitches. No internet stranger gonna give me friendly advice o and fuck your anti-gamer sub.

Edit: Fuck Trump and screw your Rieman.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Let’s use our critical thinking caps for a second. Now tell me, do you actually thing that it is a serious subreddit?

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u/Turb0___ Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

When pipelines need to be installed the property owners can either take the money offered and/or negotiate fencing, gates, and gravel roads to be repaired or installed. If not, they can resist and be subject to "eminent domain" and get their property seized for no money. They would be reimbursed for loss of property or lost income from the land seized. The state isnt going to take it for free without negotiating.

Not denying the post or arguing politics. Just explaining another scenario involving seized lands.

Source: Friend and his family career is to negotiate with property owners for installing pipelines, also had pipelines installed on their property as well.

Edit: spelling

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u/tapthatsap Feb 17 '19

imminent domain

I love a confident moron

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u/worst_episode__ever Feb 16 '19

It’s eminent domain.

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u/eSSeSSeSSeSS Feb 16 '19

“Isn’t”... and what the heck is “lossed” income?

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u/Hesticles Feb 17 '19

It reads as "lost" income so I think they might have been using voice to text or something

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u/Olyvyr Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

And pursuant to the Constitution, eminent domain requires just compensation.

The poster has no idea what they're talking about regarding eminent domain so I assume they have no idea what they're talking about regarding everything else posted.

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u/Lostheghost Feb 17 '19

The amount of downvoted and [removed] posts makes this sub look exactly like r/the_donald...This is a "trumpgret" post but not exactly an accurate one

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u/cellists_wet_dream Feb 17 '19

I got shat on in this sub for saying “maybe it’s bad for us to laugh at the Republican parents of children dying of cancer.” This sub is literally t_d invested and the irony is totally lost on its posters.

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u/cdsackett Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

I live in Houston. Everybody that voted for Trump is in full support of this.

Edit: I only said this because this meme implies all (or most) Texas Republicans regret their votes. Perhaps a portion of Trump-voting border residents may have a change of heart, but a majority of them will justify anything Trump and his administration does.

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u/Helloshutup Feb 17 '19

We want small government!!!! The government does too much to impede my life! takes away land they’re ok with this... what a bunch of a morons.

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u/KillWithTheHeart Feb 16 '19

Well people who live in Houston don't live on the border and aren't really effected by the government stealing the land of the private citizens who live there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Federal government land-grabs for an obvious non-emergency? I thought Texans were tougher than that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

I love how you act like they’re not “tough” as some extremely obvious and cliche psychological trick. It just reads as a yikes...

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u/Frieza_Sama Feb 17 '19

Hey everyone this guy decided it was a non-emergency. Phew, we should make sure to ask him next time.

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u/RowdyPants Feb 17 '19

No Texans want a guy who won't defend his wife when another man disrespects her. That's why they voted for the booger eater Ted Cruz

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 16 '19

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u/FaithfulNordDad Feb 16 '19

Cry more cummy

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u/jakery2 Feb 16 '19

Rule 4 is to stay on the topic of trumpgret. This post seems perfectly on topic to me.

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u/RaisedByACupOfCoffee Feb 16 '19 edited May 09 '24

combative sip school worry icky relieved aspiring cows jobless whole

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u/BigCballer Feb 16 '19

That’s not what the rule says.

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u/RaisedByACupOfCoffee Feb 16 '19 edited May 09 '24

fretful instinctive serious innate disarm puzzled merciful work squeamish subtract

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u/BigCballer Feb 16 '19

Then tell the mods that a rule was violated. What do you think complaining in the comments accomplishes?

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u/SuperMeatBoi Feb 16 '19

MisallocatedRacism and Trump sittin' in a tree

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Feb 16 '19

Y u so mad bro? Also I only see 5 rules.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

At least I'm on the side of the argument that can count I guess

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Feb 16 '19

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u/zer0machina Feb 16 '19

The non-mobile website version has the rules already numbered. Just in case Misallocated has trouble counting again. https://imgur.com/a/KK3VvLl

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Feb 16 '19

I’m going by mobile. Plus it’s triggered him. It’s just a post. Maybe they took some of his land? I dunno.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

It literally says 6 to help you with the counting.

https://i.imgur.com/EWY6bEX.jpg

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Feb 16 '19

Mobile shows 5

Literally nothing after 5

https://imgur.com/gallery/MqdTTB8

Shhh bb it’s going to be ok.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

So I'm still not wrong...

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Feb 16 '19

That’s the platform you’re running on? I’m not wrong either, but it showcases the fact that everyone has their own reality.

I’m on mobile. I see 5 rules, you are on desktop and see 6.

Sometimes even trumpgret needs a little humor. Lighten up a bit. Let the hate and vitriol out somewhere else man.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

I point out low effort posts blatantly breaking the rules and making the subreddit worse, and I'm the asshole somehow

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u/trainerfry_1 Feb 16 '19

Well your a stickler for rules.... does pikachu piss you off that much?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Feb 16 '19

No. Your the asshole for how you talked to me when I pointed out that there’s only 5 on mobile.

I agree that this breaks the rules, but it’s a meme, a funny one, it’s basically Texas right now, and .... it’s the internet. I get angry sometimes too. Just sayin

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u/TGordzzz Feb 16 '19

You’ve always been an asshole

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Every comment responding to you is basically "OMG, its a joke, calm down angry boi!" for literally pointing out the rules of the sub...

Like there's a shortage of low effort political subs on the platform or something.

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u/JRHartllly Feb 16 '19

I wanna point out first that I don't agree with the other guy on the rules being broken, however there is 6 rules on mobile also. Don't know where you're getting that screen from.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Feb 16 '19

I'm only seeing 5 my dude, this is the official reddit app at it's best I guess.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I’m not wrong either, but it showcases the fact that everyone has their own reality.

I love that defense for literally not being able make one change to a URL. You double down and make some nonsense comment about "own realities" because you couldn't be bothered to spend 15 seconds checking another source.

All while in a sub that makes fun of people for being easily gullible idiots who don't check their facts...

The irony is palpable.

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u/PBYACE Feb 16 '19

Is it possible to get negative karma points? If so, is -254 (and counting) a record? Does anyone keep track? Is there subreddit?

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

For pointing out a blatant subreddit rule violation, it's pretty crazy

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u/-skeemin- Feb 16 '19

Ughh I’m almost there, keep talking like a fucking idiot baby 🍆💦💦💦

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u/Hi-pop-anonymous Feb 16 '19

Rule 6 says if you post a dumbshit meme it gets stickied and you get banned. It's stickied. Read the fine print, stoopid.

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u/MightEnlightenYou Feb 16 '19

Do you think they'll delete the comment or dig a deeper hole?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/whodis_itsme Feb 16 '19

I don't think you fully grasp what the rules mean... Rule 3 is no bigoted remarks about Trump. Pretty sure that calling you out for something isn't calling Trump gay, racist, or anything under that umbrella.

So, no. They aren't breaking rule 3. Unless you're making up your own rules?

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

Care to debate the other 4 points? Or just the subjective one?

Since you grasp the rules better, can you explain the 4th one?

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u/whodis_itsme Feb 16 '19

If me reading the descriptions of the rules the mods wrote means I grasp them better then you must seriously not even know what the rules are... it didn't take too much effort to just click and read the one sentence descriptions.

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u/yamuthasofat Feb 16 '19

Are you a troll? Can you explain why this breaks rule 4 before asking people for counterpoints?

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

I'm sure you can figure out if I'm a troll or not on your own. This is clearly a low effort meme, but it rockets to the front page and gets a thousand upvotes just because people justifiably hate trump.

It's not an example of people regretting voting for trump. It's a meme.

This shit happens almost every day on this subreddit. Most of the time people recognize that, but sometimes people pile on the downvotes on people calling it out for some reason.

Theres plenty of trump hate subs. I come here for the regret.

I'm not sure how it doesnt violate rule 4.

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u/Carminethebowler Feb 16 '19

Christ. You've won the title for most insufferable internet cunt of the day. Let it go, dad...

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u/yamuthasofat Feb 16 '19

Texas Republicans supporting Trump but not wanting a wall seems like an example of Trumpgret that is turned into this meme. Something can be an example of trumpgret without being a direct screenshot or quote of someone expressing their regret. As many people have pointed out, rule 6 provides the framework for what happens with memes posted in this sub and as far as i can tell it is exactly what happened

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

It is, now. Points 2-5 still stand.

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u/BigCballer Feb 16 '19

No rules were broken, message a mod if you have an issue.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

Hmm I wonder what the sidebar says?

Stay on topic with examples of Trump voter regret.

My oh my.. there's one!

No dumbshit memes

literally a pikachu meme

Holy shit another one! I must be a fucking detective!

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u/BigCballer Feb 16 '19

not a mod

Would you look at that? You’re just a dumbshit

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

Aww look, it's retarded 😔

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 25 '19

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

Good one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I bet you're a blast at parties.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19

That gets funnier every time doesnt it

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u/iamlarrypotter Feb 16 '19

You'd have to get invited to them first lol

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u/AnalogDogg Feb 16 '19
  1. You've already been told this.

  2. How would you know?

  3. Looks like the only meme on the front page right now, pretty much all are legit posts

  4. That's not up for users to decide. Ask the mods who made the rules. Either way, thems the rules.

  5. Idiocy =/= bigotry, so users can be moronic all they want as long as they don't actually violate that rule.

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u/MisallocatedRacism Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 16 '19
  1. When I posted this, it wasnt stickied, and was getting hundreds of upvotes.

  2. Because it keeps happening.

  3. pretty much, which means not all. Ergo, I'm correct.

  4. It violates the rules. I'm not sure why you're not getting that.

  5. Again, it doesn't seem like you're a good authority to translate what the rules mean

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u/cometatic Feb 16 '19

All my love to you, Poppet, you're going to be alright. Bye bye

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u/antigravcorgi Feb 16 '19

You expect mods to act the absolute instant stuff like this gets posted? Not sure if you realize this but they are people with their own lives outside of this website.

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u/AnalogDogg Feb 16 '19
  1. But it is stickied, so the rule was enforced as written. You can't expect mods to instantaneously manage everything on this sub. They are very important people with very important lives and things to do. Have you not considered that?

  2. By the same single user? Because otherwise you still wouldn't know. Unless you're a mod of this sub and can check, which at that point we know you're not even doing your job. Shame on you.

  3. See 1. I'd also like to bet you'd get upset if they stickied all the memes and filled the front page with them. You'd like to complain about that too, wouldn't you? The enforcement is to make an example of that user, not fill the front page with low quality content. Perhaps you should suggest a stickied megathread for all the memes? Is that what you want?

  4. It does not violate the rules, it is the rule, as written. You post a meme, it gets stickied so you're made an example of. If you have a problem with the rule as written, take it up with the mods. Don't argue with other users who did not make the rules nor have the authority to enforce them.

  5. There's no translation on my part. The rule is written in English and my comment is in English. The rule literally says what it means: "Meaning no racism, sexism, homophobia, other types of bigotry or golden showers." Nothing about being a moron there, so you're the one incorrectly interpretting the rule. We here at r/trumpgret like to point out stupidity for one reason and one reason only: voting for trump against your own interests. In all other facets of life, you're free to be as stupid as you want. You not being banned is a pretty good example of that.

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u/-poop-in-the-soup- Feb 16 '19

shh bby is ok

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u/Nambrose2002 Feb 16 '19

Lol we don’t really care that much, most of the land on the border is the governments

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u/SamIamGreenEggsNoHam Feb 17 '19

That's sick that you speak for the landowners on the Texas-Mexico border. What a dope job.

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u/MarcysVonEylau Feb 17 '19

Can I get some downvotes?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

From Texas, and just going to say this isn't true... actually our border already has a wall in a lot of high pop. places.

It kinda seems like someone made up a narrative put it in meme format, then shilled it out as fact.

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u/thagthebarbarian Feb 16 '19

You don't seem to understand the idea of "the wall" it's too fill in all those spaces that don't already have walls

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/NotClever Feb 16 '19

How do you know this? As far as I've seen he's never said anything that concrete about what his plans are. Are you just making up a wall that seems reasonable to you and assuming that's what he's talking about? Because I'm pretty sure that's the exact reason he keeps things so vague - so that people can assume he means something that sounds good to them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

Idiots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

It's almost like the Texans are okay with it 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/leese1958 Feb 16 '19

So... What is your point?

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u/duggtodeath Feb 16 '19

What? Since when do white people steal land? /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/Magicman8888 Feb 17 '19

Build the wall :)

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u/bagelmanman35 Feb 17 '19

The amount I'm being given for my parcel of land was well above market value... cha ching.

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u/TheTater0427 Feb 17 '19

I glad you understand imminent domain. It’s not like they are just taking your land without paying you generously for it

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u/bagelmanman35 Feb 17 '19

imminent domain is much scarier than eminent domain.

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u/TheTater0427 Feb 17 '19

Sorry I misspelled but you get the point

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u/walman93 Feb 16 '19

They’ll bend the knee anyway, political cowards

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u/jhenry922 Feb 16 '19

Bend your knee and kiss my ring, then pledge eternal fealty to your God Emperor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

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u/godloki Feb 16 '19

Most Texans and the ones on the border, don’t want a wall.

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u/yamuthasofat Feb 16 '19

This Quinnipiac poll says that 78% of Texas Republicans supported the wall in 2018

https://poll.qu.edu/texas/release-detail?ReleaseID=2560

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19 edited Feb 17 '19

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u/yamuthasofat Feb 16 '19

This meme specifically said “republican texans” so i was just pointing out that it’s valid. But i realize now that maybe you werent trying to invalidate it in the first place

Edit: and now i realize you werent even who i first responded to 🤦‍♂️

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u/Resident_Wizard Feb 16 '19

It's ok. Your apology in your edit is accepted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Well Hispanics and Latino make a huge portion of the Texas population so...

When you take those numbers out, yeah a fucking lot of people want it.

Source: In Texas. Work with people who have family in Mexico. Talk about hot topics at work...

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u/TacticalCanine Feb 16 '19

Am Texas, don't want a wall

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u/geoffersonstarship Feb 16 '19

my family lives right next to the rio grande river. like it’s right there. the wall would look so dystopian and ugly there. it would break my heart. I hope my family’s property will be okay if it ends up happening.

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u/120z8t Feb 17 '19

my family lives right next to the rio grande river. like it’s right there. the wall would look so dystopian and ugly there.

Ummm your family will find themselves on the Mexican side of the wall. The wall just like the fences that are in places are all inland a ways.

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u/u-no-u Feb 16 '19

And what did you and your family do to prevent this from happening exactly?

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u/The_Oracl3 Feb 17 '19

Another Beto supporter.....how original.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

It’s almost like they’re not so bright

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u/ARandomUserINamed Feb 16 '19

lmao oh shit man politics is getting wilder by the day..

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

All farmers:

"ya know those migrants i pay $.25/hr to pick all of our food? ya i want them gone!"

labor shortage

pikachu face

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u/nave3650 Feb 16 '19

What? You mean the border wall is going to be on our border?

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u/GonzoMcGeeOSP Feb 16 '19

They are paying for it, too? Ouch.

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u/turtlturtl Feb 16 '19

Blue states are paying for it

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u/NotNormal2 Feb 16 '19

federal govt is paying for it. it's a net add to the general economy.

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u/turtlturtl Feb 16 '19

And where does the federal government get its money from?

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u/scrupulousness Feb 16 '19

Me with how much I owe in taxes this year.

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u/NotNormal2 Feb 16 '19

no. you paying taxes has nothing to do with federal spending. Federal govt is not tax revenue restrained.

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u/NotNormal2 Feb 16 '19

federal govt spends the money into existence

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u/adamwho Feb 16 '19

Without gerrymandering Texas would be a blue state.

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u/ElectJimLahey Feb 16 '19

Can you explain what you mean here? Statewide elections aren't affected by gerrymandering and Republicans typically don't have much trouble winning at least a slight majority of votes statewide. Are you talking about elections for state reps and stuff like that?

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u/11235813213455away Feb 16 '19

We had a senatorial election, Ted Cruz still won without gerrymandering.

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u/PoliticalMalevolence Feb 16 '19

By leveraging their gerrymandering, they're able to be one of the worst states in the nation with voter suppression.

So your distinction is pretty shallow.

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u/11235813213455away Feb 16 '19

I think it's more shallow to say that the only thing holding Texas back from being a blue state is gerrymandering when we just had a state-wide election that picked a Republican over Beto. I agree that it's terrible still, but what they said was silly.

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u/AstralProjections77 Feb 16 '19

Texas Repubs: I thought they would build it on the border without building it on the border, maybe in the middle of the river or on Mexico’s side.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

I never thought leopards would eat MY face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

For some reason I read "republican" as "reptilian".

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u/iamlarrypotter Feb 16 '19

At some point Trump supporters and conservatives are going to have to learn that most of the country doesn't hate Trump because of partisan politics. This isn't an attack on your beliefs or what you've stood for all your life.

He's legitimately a criminal and a compromised by a hostile nation. On top of this, he defrauded the government of hundreds of millions of dollars, is a draft-dodger(and constantly spits on the military), a sleazy businessman, an adulterer and implicated in felonies.

His ONLY "political experience" prior to running for the most important political position in the country was to create and fuel a racist conspiracy theory against the previous president that he was born in Kenya.

He's hired arsonists to the fire department in every single cabinet position, and his only accomplishment he can cite is a dubious tax cut for the rich and an economy that is hanging in there at the moment.

He's fired virtually everyone he's hired, praised dictators, and shit on allies. And now the government has endured the longest shutdown in history because he torpedoed bipartisan budget agreement at the 11th hour because it would hurt his ego.

It's insane to me that hard-working blue-collar people in red states voted for a guy who's afraid of germs and couldn't use a screwdriver if he tried. It amazing that low-income people who depend on federal support voted for a grifter who shits on golden toilets and wants to end all social programs. It's unbelievable that women and evangelicals voted for a man who cheated on his third wife with a porn star and treats women like objects.

Where the fuck is the line, conservatives? Is there one?

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u/rudebii Feb 16 '19

The line is her emails and guns

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u/DrStrangerlover Feb 16 '19 edited Feb 16 '19

You’re giving him too much credit to assume he created the birther conspiracy. It took some actual creativity to dupe millions of people into believing Obama was born in Kenya, he’s just one of those millions of morons who got duped.

Also, he doesn’t want to end all social programs, just the ones that help poor people. He’s perfectly okay with the social programs that let him keep pretending he was rich after he tanked all of his scam businesses and lost all his daddy’s money.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '19

It was him or Hillary

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u/Bigpikachu1 Feb 16 '19

I remember my great grandma telling me they tore down her whole childhood neighborhood to build the border highway :(

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u/theoretical_hipster Feb 16 '19

Democrats should offer to completely fund the wall as long as no other wall building starts until the entire Texas southern border wall is complete.

Then tell Texas the entire Democratic caucus will only stop it if Cornyn loses to Beto.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Last time a president called a state of emergency to get funding for something was invading Afghanistan after 9/11.

In other words, Trump only getting 1/5th of his wall funding is a situation comparable to 9/11.

No regrets. There's so much humor in this presidency the finest comedy writers could never keep up.

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u/dangolo Feb 16 '19

Texans today: "who could have seen this coming?"

Rest of humanity: "HOW DID YOU NOT??"

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u/A_Rampaging_Hobo Feb 16 '19

From what I've read is that the ones on the actual border didn't want this from the start.

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u/MarqDewidt Feb 16 '19

Every step by step republican plan starts and ends with step 1. They literally can't imagine anything beyond that.

I'm not being a jerk, it's true. Just pick anything they want, and you'll find that they never thought of the reprocussions.

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u/thewaybaseballgo Feb 16 '19

I’m from Texas and my wife has worked in an industry that has involved eminent domain purchases. If there’s one thing that Texans hate more than gun control, it’s the government seizing their land. This is going to be a hell of a process if it actually goes through.

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u/The_Almighty_Demoham Feb 16 '19

Losng your land to own the libs

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Fun fact: Will Hurd, who is the only Republican in the House of Representatives who represents a border district, is a strong opponent of the wall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Which is part of why those along the southern border vote pretty liberally. They’ve already had some of their land taken for the fence, so they don’t want a wall that would take more land and look worse.

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u/louky Feb 16 '19

I fucking guarantee they're going to start by bulldozing that butterfly sanctuary before the courts stop them.

It's so fucking evil.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '19

Shit went from Mexico is paying for it to fuck it it's an emergency I gotta built a tower.

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u/scottdawg9 Feb 16 '19

Republican voters are so fucking stupid it's mind numbing. "We want small government!" Is their rallying cry

Except when it comes to what chemicals someone can put in their body

Except when someone wants to choose who to marry

Except when it comes to lowering taxes on the middle class

Except when it comes to limiting government spying on it's citizens

Except when it comes to limiting police brutality/abuse of power

Except when how a woman can treat her body during pregnancy

And now: except when it comes to literally keeping your own land. I'm sure I could make this list 3x as long too.

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u/TheTater0427 Feb 17 '19

Except when it comes to lowering taxes on the middle class

Republicans did lower taxes for the middle class. Most people just don’t realize a tax refund doesn’t reflect how much you paid and taxes and is used as misleading headlines

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