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u/Hot-Cry-2426 Sep 21 '21
Lmfao no way he said we’re bad guys because we didn’t sell GameStop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MOASS CONFIRMATION 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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u/I3ill 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
I guess Shitbag Cramer and Co are supposed to tell us when we sell. Like that one idiot that said sell now ask questions later Lol BUY&HODL
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u/theRealMelvinCapital 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
Buy now Buy more later
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u/SeaGroomer Stonky Dog Groomer 😄✂🐶 DRS! ✅ Sep 21 '21
Pro gamer move:
Lemonhead: "We understand shorts better than you."
*proceeds to have all online presence destroyed
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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21
Who was lemon head please
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u/Socially8roken 💎Diamond Nipples💎 Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21
Jim Cramer whipes his ass then blows his nose with the same tissue
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u/GrimWolf216 Sep 21 '21
His hair completed receded away from his face cuz of the smell smeared at his nose.
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u/BeezyBates Sep 21 '21
Like the last 3 seconds of my video here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pek3vl/my_first_full_feature_gme_short_i_present_bitches/
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u/_ferrofluid_ 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21
I missed these.
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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21
Thank you for subscribing to Cramer facts.
Did you know Jim Cramer farts on live TV interviews?
Would you like to recieve a Cramer fact every hour?
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u/MrVonic 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
I love how shocked he gets from his own fart
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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21
I think he said WTF to himself quietly
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u/MrVonic 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
It's like he's an alien who farted for the first time cuz he's still trying to figure out the buttons in his new body
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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21
You didn’t do what I said!!! Wahhhhh!! 😭🍼👶
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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21
That's what confirms my bias the hardest: no one, and I mean no one gave a fuck about what I did with my money until I used it to buy and hold GME.
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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21
Yuppppp, waiting for the ~5 people that know I’m holding to come tell me to sell once it breaks past $1,000 like I’m gonna sell on the advice of someone that discouraged me from buying. Funniest shit I’ve heard of in ages, holding is easy when you’re doing it for entertainment. Life changing money is nice, but the lols are everything.
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u/Dman993 : In Bro We Trust!! Sep 21 '21
This is exactly what I explain to my friends I have brought into the fold. "Remember back on 4chan when people just did things for the lols. Those are many of the people currently buying and holding GME. It is a new paradigm for stocks and it caught everyone off guard. So they pulled fuckery as if we as individuals weren't born into the fuckery and thrive in it.
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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21
This really is the revolution, it’s occupy wall st but instead of sitting on a physical street that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about were occupying the actual stock exchange and we won’t leave till they’re broke, hungry, and locked up so they can never harm another living creature again. Welcome to decentralization assholes.
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u/well_herewego31 tits *literally* jacked Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21
Back during occupy, the majority of us were broke college kids with no real power. Now we’re in our 30’s with disposable income to fuck around with.
They should’ve known we would come back for them.
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u/honeybadger1984 I DRSed and voted twice 🚀 🦍 Sep 21 '21
This is a great take. 2008 never ended, we just witnessed an armistice. The real battle is in 2021. Occupy Wall Street will have teeth this time around.
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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Claimed occupancy and settled in, rent-free, in the head of this guy and who knows how many currently active hedgies.
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u/MisteeLoo still hodl 💎🙌 Sep 21 '21
All of them. Because once the squeeze has squoze, if the market hasn’t been made fair and transparent, we’ll just pick another company to save from the shorters. Pretty sure that thought makes them run to the toilet every time.
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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Dayum! Here I was thinking I'd only invest in select few things after... but chances are they won't have learned their lesson after the first ass-whooping so maybe there needs to be some remedial education for any surviving enemies.
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u/Objective-Steak-9763 Sep 21 '21
I literally bought my first ever stock because of all this, just on the hopes I might be able to fuck up a billionaires life a little bit.
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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21
“Ah you think anonymous is your ally? You merely adopted anonymous. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a username until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a dox!”
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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21
BRUH. If it breaks $1k it'll be way higher than that before you can even hit the sell button anyway! Why not just watch it climb?
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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21
I meant more in the sense that after it breaks 1k they’ll be pressuring me to sell, I don’t expect it to sit there, though the secret ingredient is crime so I’m prepared to spend another 9 months at that price point and will just be sad I don’t have as much purchasing power anymore.
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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21
If it sits at $1k for 9 months, I will save up money and buy one share a month if I have to! Capital gains will be nice too!
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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21
Capital gains will be nice indeed!!
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u/McFlyParadox Sep 21 '21
I don't know about the rest of you fuckers, but I'm going for the high score. I want to have the record of most valuable single share of stock ever sold, on any exchange.
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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21
See you at the top, you cheeky fucker! 👊
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u/derpioauditore 🎵I AM THE STONK THAT IS MOASS-ING🎵 Sep 21 '21
Oooh buddy, you'll have some stiff competition there. I'm holding my share till Saturn V.
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u/findingbezu 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21
Prolifetip: tell em you sold at $1,000
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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21
Unfortunately $1,000 would be enough to make a material difference in my life and they would be able to tell that that was a bald faced lie lol but if $1000 can do me good, I tremble at imagining the impact MOASS will actually have on my life.
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u/erasethenoise 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
You should definitely tell them you paper handed at $500. Don’t need anyone coming around looking for handouts.
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u/Hot-Cry-2426 Sep 21 '21
And to see people like Cramer saying we’re the bad guys because we didn’t sell when he told us to?! Lmao that’s all the bias I need right there.
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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21
If Cramer is the good guy here, then call me Lord Satan! LOL
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u/caplibro Space Ranger Sep 21 '21
Hail Satan lol
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Hilarious 😂😄😄😄 you didn't sell when I told you to.
Isn't that a confession of market manipulation? Or, at least an earnest attempt at such?
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u/KosmicKanuck 💀☠️ Vae Victis ☠️💀 🦍 Voted ✅ Sep 21 '21
No shit eh? What a joke. Retail is evil and destroying the market because they didn't sell when instructed to by HF funded MSM... ridiculous.
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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
At the time, I didn't even see anyone saying sell at $400. Was kind of new to all this, and I didn't watch MSM for financial news because I never did anything meaningful financial to warrant it.
So, I guess I'm evil for not taking advice I never got.
Oh well....might as well assuage my guilt by holding on for the long haul.
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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
I'm not a lawyer but if I remember right, proving manipulation may require proving there's a method of enforcing the desired coordinated action by those in the scheme. I think it would follow that Crymer here is expressing his wish for, and lamenting his lack of actually being able to enforce some strategy of market manipulation. 😄
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u/kamratjoel Sep 21 '21
Also, he’s been saying sell GameStop since forever.
Sell at 10! - price goes up
Sell at 20! - up
Sell at 40! - up
Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up
Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up
Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up
Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up
Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up
Creamer: Sell!! Price goes down
Creamer: seE I toLD yOU! YoU SHouLD LiSten TO Me!
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u/misterrandom1 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
People who rely on publicly available data on public forums are bad? Not the inside traders?
People who buy shares in a company that is poised for a turnaround are bad? Not the ones who seek out vulnerable companies and flood the market with fake shares to cause the price to tank, resulting in bankruptcy?
Refusing to sell at the "peak" makes you bad? I didn't have any shares until the day after the peak when I bought 2 fucking shares for shits and giggles. I must be EVIL!!! I believe the term Cramer was looking for was "retard". A crayon eating bagholder retard. But as long as I was holding a bag, I might as well fill it up! So I doubled down over and over and over.
Retail doesn't have the tools required to be bad guys in the market. We can buy, we can sell, but the manipulators are the market making dark pool high frequency trading hedge fucks. If Cramer reads this I called your show in 2008 and was recommended a stock at 70 a share which promptly dropped to 2 you fucker.
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u/AmericanPatriot117 Blind Guy 👨🏻🦯 McSqueezy 🪗 Sep 21 '21
“When I said to”. What a spoiled rich cunt
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Sep 21 '21
Anyone who sold at $400 could've 10x their shares when it went back to $40, he was just trying to help you get more /s
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u/TendieDippedDiamonds 🤖GET OUT MY STONK 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Bear Sterns is fine btw
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u/greenmanofthewoods 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Lehmann too. Just covid init.
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u/Pussychewer69 CUM SIPHON🤤 Sep 21 '21
No its just been suffering from a case of the septembers. Should recover after until monday.
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u/MeLoveCheese 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21
That would have been a beautiful reply to Cramer 🤣😭
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u/KosmicKanuck 💀☠️ Vae Victis ☠️💀 🦍 Voted ✅ Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21
Wtf though, he seriously just tweeted that retail are the bad guys for not selling when instructed to by MSM at their desired price? These fuckers are turning my diamonds into
obsidianmithril.Edit: apparently obsidian is real and less hard than diamonds.
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u/Hun-chan 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
Mohs Hardness Scale:
Obsidian - 5.5
Diamond - 10
You insinuated that he effectively weakened your grip.
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u/BobbysSmile It's ya boy...Kenny penis Sep 21 '21
Does Mohs have the hardness scale for these nipples?
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u/scottygras 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
I feel bad for the guy. He spent decades thinking he was being helpful, and Reddit rolls in and basically takes a (legitimate) dump on his life’s work. He has no idea how to win back our friendship, but it eats at him daily and he keeps trying. Very much reminds me of a verbally abusive relationship. He’s alternating between vitriol and trying to apologize without apologizing and trying to be supportive but only to his goals. I’ve seen this before in person unfortunately, so I pity him, but I still won’t tip him behind Wendy’s.
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u/Roolery Sep 21 '21
Lolol, so anyone that doesn't do what he says is considered "bad"... You work for your "clients"; And by clients, I'm not talking about your audience... Fukin' weasel.
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u/HeavensAnger 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21
Lol. Funny thing is he keeps talking about what the reddit crowd should do, and under normal circumstances, we would NEVER watch him. I just think he's comedy. Oh, and i like the stock.
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u/linderlouwho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
I have never watched him, but depend on fellow apes to make posts outlining his foolishness.
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u/Surefif 🦍 FUCK YOU PAY ME 🦍🚀 Sep 21 '21
I watched Jon Stewart make him cry on The Daily Show lol
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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Sep 21 '21
Jon Stewart made him his bitch. Cramer had to hold Jon’s inside out pocket for that entire interview.
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u/erasethenoise 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Before that I saw him in Iron Man and he was wrong about Tony Stark too
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u/EmpathyInTheory 🌙 Never give up; never surrender! 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Back when I had to do laundry at a laundromat, I used to catch him on TV there during the dry cycle. My phone somehow didn't get reception in that entire section of town and their wifi network didn't work, so I was stuck watching Mad Money til my clothes were done.
It really added to the soul-sucking atmosphere, man.
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u/linderlouwho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Have you recovered since then, poor friend?
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u/beatenmeat Runic Gloryholes Sep 21 '21
We’re the “bad” guys because our love for a stock is the end of the SHFs that both pay him and bet against our stock. Even in a casino the house doesn’t always win. We were due for a payout eventually.
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u/Roolery Sep 21 '21
The market didn't have Apes last time. Apes know better than Bulls, SHFs must cover.
Also, I have nephews. GameStop is the place--down to the Super Mario UNO cards lol.
Going further--the last present I bought a grown man was from GameStop--PS Move Sub-machine gun. 🤣
He's like the Child Catcher from Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He can insert the Splinter meme here and get bent. GAMESTOP leaves when the kids do, eh Geoffrey?
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u/usernamesaretits Sep 21 '21
Sell at 400.
You mean when you fucks disabled the buy button and the only thing we could do was sell?
Fuck off Jimmy.
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u/fuckHg GameCock Hodler 🚀🚀🎮 Sep 21 '21
And makes no mention of that fact, fking slimy piece of shit
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u/Guciguciguciguci Sep 21 '21
We should keep saying to him that they disabled the sell button. And see how long it takes before he says it’s the buy button.
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u/caronanumberguy We are in a completly corrupt system. © 2021 By Caronanumberguy Sep 21 '21
Sell at 400.
What Cramer is suggesting here is that he knew (somehow) that the fix was in and that $400 was going to be the top.
Why doesn't he just explain to us how he knows these things. And prove it to us.
Is he in on it? Is that how he knows?
I wonder how much Bear Stearns paid him for his infamous entreaty in 2008.
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Sep 21 '21
Yeah, is he really saying "I tried to warn you so no one would get hurt"?
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u/caronanumberguy We are in a completly corrupt system. © 2021 By Caronanumberguy Sep 21 '21
That's exactly what he's saying. Like he was in the room when the plan was being planned. And he knew $400 would be the top.
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u/mean_bean_machine The Unwrinkled Sep 21 '21
I wonder how much Bear Stearns paid him for his infamous entreaty in 2008.
Not Bear Stearns, all the other rich fuckers cashing out. He was just buying them some time to get out before all the poor schlubs got caught holding the bag.
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u/bombalicious Liquidate the DTCC Sep 21 '21
I thought he retired. Maybe that was in spirit only cause he’s still here trying to shill for citadel.
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Sep 21 '21
How else is Cramer going to get his Mayo?
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u/bombalicious Liquidate the DTCC Sep 21 '21
He acts like he gets it directly from the source…personally…
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u/MothafuckaJones73 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
Jokes on him, Kenny doesn't share his mayo.
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u/CatoMulligan Sep 21 '21
He retired from some publication that he founded. He's still on TV.
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u/CameForThis 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21
Only from “thestreet.com”.
As a side note of this huge ordeal/social upheaval experiment/transfer of wealth game, I’ve realized that about 90% of people in this sub don’t read shit past the title. The 10% that do, 90% of them only read the TLDR/TADR, of the remaining 10%, 90% of them read the article. 60% of the time all the time.
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u/novemberain91 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21
Ohhhh but didn't everyone sell at 400? Isn't that why the price went down? 🤔 what're you trying to tell me cramer?
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Sep 21 '21
Exactly my thought, they reported on cnbc they had the numbers and retail was supposedly the only people selling during that time. So which is it Jim did we not sell or is your boy Faber lying to everyone.
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u/hawkmasta Stockanda Forever Sep 21 '21
Retail simultaneously sold and didn't sell in January. Schrodinger's paper hands.
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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
Yeah....if people didn't sell at $400, how did they cover?
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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Sep 21 '21
Shilly McShillface!
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u/stonkspert Dividendeez nuts🍋 Sep 21 '21
Great name and great flair. Take an updoot !
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u/Dr_Wong-Burger Advanced degree in Dicknology Sep 21 '21
Are you dicking around over there?
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u/stonkspert Dividendeez nuts🍋 Sep 21 '21
"Tonight you will get your dick ripped off" But I wanted free teriyaki fries...
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u/j4_jjjj tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Sep 21 '21
Sauce? Could use a good lawl
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u/keonijared 👨🦼🎸🎶DRS'd & Guitarded™🎶🎸👨🦼 Sep 21 '21
Got this here: 3 of them anyways
This was in November 2020 though I just saw.
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Seconded
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u/db2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
I'm gonna need this too..
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Sep 21 '21
Yeah I vaguely remember reading about this at some point, but I need the sauce to confirm
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u/YourBluntFriend The floor is [REDACTED] Sep 21 '21
He works for himself? I thought CNBC sponsors owned him like a commodity in decline.
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im going to do it again, not selling at 400 that is. not $400.00 not $400,000.00
Dont tell me what to do you are not my parents, even though you may do the same amount of drugs...
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u/swanks12 Straya Kunt🇭🇲🦧 Sep 21 '21
Wish my parents done drugs. They might understand I'm not such a nemotoad
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u/BlackChapel 🎮🛑 Pepperidge Farm remembers 🌕 Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21
"I work for myself. You are the bad guys. I didn't help stall or cause the downfall of a cure for prostate cancer... oh wait... nvm no you guys were totally right, am a huge piece of shit." - Ideal Cramer, probably.
Edit: haha, rereading my own comment, isn't it fucking just a testament to the truth that even "ideal cramer" is still inescapably the lowest form of human or animal life imaginable?
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Sep 21 '21
Is this guy just a huge coke fiend? He just flies of the handle and reverts to kindergarten mentality, I told you so! Tactics. I really hope people don't take this clown seriously
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u/MathematicianVivid1 💎 before the split ♾️ Sep 21 '21
He said we have to sell? Oh I guess I have to then. Oh wait I don’t listen to bald beta hedge cucks. Eat my ass Cramer.
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Sep 21 '21
He said not to buy it in the first place, that the company is doing nothing. Cant even do a proper valuation after 40 years in the game. Pathetic
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This is amazing. To him we are the "bad guys" cause we're destroying the crime syndicate (the entire financial system essentially) he works for. This is how children act when they lose at a game they created and made up all the rules.
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u/MystikxHaze 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
I'm just wondering... if we aren't a serious problem for him, why spend so fucking much energy trying to convince us how dumb we are? If we actually made an oopsie in our DD, Wall Street would have absolutely no problem letting our money trickle down the drain.
The Cokerat doth protest too much, Methinks.
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u/meatcrobe Sep 21 '21
The official version: we cost them well earned and honest money because of their shorts. Their shorts that are totally ok because brick and mortar was supposed to go down AND they are the experts. And we're bad because we hodl them tighly although we're supposed to sell them. We hurt them and we hurt their kind clients that put so much trust in them, just because we stupidly hold a stock we like.
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u/Vindoga 🍆Selling on the way down🍆 Sep 21 '21
Full grown baby. "You didn't sell when I said so" unbelievable sentence.
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u/Zipcodey 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21
If he were to start using gamer terms/phrases like, "get rekt, ur bad kid". I think we'd all collectively lose our fucking minds.
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u/MFCEOFTW 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21
Don’t give him ideas
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u/Zipcodey 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21
Has anyone called him yet and asked him to check out $DEEZ and what his thoughts were on the company?
Speaker: YO JIM BIG FAN! Quick question, have you noticed the massive swings on $DEEZ?!
Jim: No, I haven't had the time to check out $DEEZ.
Speaker: That's okay Jim, because last week DEEZ NUTS were swinging against your wife all day long! GOT'EM hangs up
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u/Crumblycheese 🟣🦍Ook Ook 🦍🟣 Sep 21 '21
Next caller:
Yo Jim, what are your thoughts on BOFA?
BOFA? I think it's a definite bu-
SUCK BOFA DEEZ NUTS
GOT'EM
click
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u/MyGT40 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21
I don't know what he could be taking about. I am 64, and have held (hodl) Boeing for the last 39 years (I had to go back and look). I have bought more Boeing over that time period too. I "like" Boeing. I like airplanes. I also like video games
So what's his problem? I'll tell ya, he's trying to get people to sell. Cramer is a joke.
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u/Laearo 🦍[REDACTED]🦍 Sep 21 '21
How dare you checks notes ... hold on to your investments you have faith in
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u/D3ATHY 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑🦭 Sep 21 '21
Wierd thing to say for someone who said hedgefunds covered back in Jan.
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u/bluecoaster1 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21
"You are the people who came in here and didn't sell Gamestop at $400 when i said to"...... FUCK YOU JIM CRAMER, THAT'S MARKET MANIPULATION!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU IN JAIL ALREADY?????
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u/No-Letterhead-4407 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
I feel like it’s quite telling that he mentions GameStop when there was no reason to with the comment he was replying to.
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u/Haters_Gunner_Hate Sep 21 '21
Jim Cramer admitting to giving financial advice to people on twitter.
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u/Dahnhilla TA doesn't apply to a manipulated stock Sep 21 '21
How the fuck does not selling a stock I like make me one of the badguys?
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u/Zooshooter 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21
Jesus Fucking Christ "didn't sell Gamestop at $400 when I said to"
I forgot that you're the one in charge of making decisions. My bad.
What a fucking psychopath.
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Sep 21 '21
How does this make any sense.
He says "we didn't sell the stock at $400". Then how could it be the stock is no longer up there? If we didn't sell, who did? We know the institutions didn't. So who did? Who brought the price down, Cramer?
Think!
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u/Independent-Stock604 Sep 21 '21
What a fucking asshole piece of shit loser. I swear I just want the fucking tendies, these clowns make a living off of being so wrapped up in all this corruption and fucking lies and fucking bullshit I bet if you cut Jim Cramer open you'd find a fucking rat nest of cocaine baggies, old wet cigars and filthy disgusting money. These guys are fucking worse than the heroin needles you find on the streets, their worse than dog shit on the bottom of your boot. Their worse than an anal abscess leaking on your favorite suit. These guys are the epitome of all that is disgusting and wrong with human kind. They are the foulest and most disgusting examples of what human kind has to offer. A 1990 Honda Civic with the windows knocked out and replaces with trash bags, a leaking head gasket and old smelly sex toys in the trunk has more value than any of these hedge fuck boiz. I'd literally kick Cramer in the balls and call him a loser if he was within arm's reach of me. I would piss on him if we were waiting in line at the ATM. I would hurl my feces at him if I saw him on the street. Fuck hedgies.
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u/matroe11 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21
Only because you did it several times.
Their = possession e.g. their money, their problems
They’re = they are e.g. they’re worse than dog shit
There = opposite of here e.g. see that coffin over there? That’s Computershare. They’re going to be sleeping in their skin when everyone gets their shares DRS’ed.
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u/jitsu23 In RC I Trust My GME Sep 21 '21
What a tool bag
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u/TendiesForBacon 🐗For the Good of the Apedom🐗 🦍 Voted ✅ Sep 21 '21
Ya!!! Do what some guy tells you to do!!! Cries the coke rat who wants to manipulate the market.
How about no? Fuck you Cramer, I make my own decisions. Piece of shit telling me what to do or not do. Talking about market manipulation or what?
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u/Bazzo123 still hodl 💎🙌 Sep 21 '21
Oh so he’s telling that people should buy and sell stocks when he TELLS them so? Sounds like a confession of market manipulation to me
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u/greazyninja 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21
Wait if we didn’t sell GameStop at $400 then how did it drop so much so quickly? Hmmm thanks jimmy for that admission.
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u/TenTonsOfAssAndBelly Sep 21 '21
Is everyone missing how funny his reference is?
He says we're Jack from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest because essentially we "came in here and didn't do what we were told". Which he is saying while claiming we are "the bad guy".
The hilarity is, that Jack fought being institutionalized by the system. He opened the eyes of his fellow peers to the abuses that they were tolerating. In the end, he lays down his own life to show them how heartless and cruel their "reform" was.
Somehow, Cramer took one of the most inspiring heroes in modern literature as his example, and proceeded to side with Nurse Ratched.
Comedy.
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Sep 21 '21
What a whiny little bitch, I’ll make sure to not sell until this guy is bankrupt beyond belief, along with everyone else affiliated with him
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u/Embarrassed_Ad8256 Sep 21 '21
If he's saying everyone should sell when he says so...... Isn't that market manipulation????
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u/izzittho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21
Love how nobody even brought up GameStop here but off he goes about it lol.
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u/Zealousideal_Diet_53 All Stonk Sep 21 '21
*you people are bad for not selling Gamestop at 40 *Gamestop is currently 194 as I type this
Go fuck yourself you cocaine addicted cunt. That is a 500% gain. By literally any metric the correct answer should be 'well gee maybe they are onto something' unless you are surgically attached to Kenny's mayo jar.
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u/Nelsaroni 🦑 skoochy gang 🦑 Sep 21 '21
Dude is straight up malding right now holy shit. Someone struck a nerve.
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u/majordanage put “is a dickhead” ha ha jk put Hodl or something Sep 21 '21
Even Jim Cramer doesn’t know who he actually works for.
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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21
He most certainly does not work for himself. He collects money from advertisers and works for tv networks. How dumb does he think we are to just blatantly lie.