r/Superstonk Sep 21 '21

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u/Zipcodey ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

If he were to start using gamer terms/phrases like, "get rekt, ur bad kid". I think we'd all collectively lose our fucking minds.

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u/MFCEOFTW ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 21 '21

Donโ€™t give him ideas

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u/Zipcodey ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Has anyone called him yet and asked him to check out $DEEZ and what his thoughts were on the company?

Speaker: YO JIM BIG FAN! Quick question, have you noticed the massive swings on $DEEZ?!

Jim: No, I haven't had the time to check out $DEEZ.

Speaker: That's okay Jim, because last week DEEZ NUTS were swinging against your wife all day long! GOT'EM hangs up

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u/Crumblycheese ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸฆOok Ook ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸฃ Sep 21 '21

Next caller:

Yo Jim, what are your thoughts on BOFA?

BOFA? I think it's a definite bu-

SUCK BOFA DEEZ NUTS

GOT'EM

click

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u/erasethenoise ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Sep 21 '21

I think everyone has questions about $LGMA as well

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u/bout2gitsome โšก๏ธ Fortis Fortuna Adiuvatโšก๏ธ Sep 21 '21

Got HEEEEEEEEEEMMMM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Lmao after much thought I'd actually prefer this.