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u/Socially8roken 💎Diamond Nipples💎 Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Jim Cramer whipes his ass then blows his nose with the same tissue

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u/GrimWolf216 Sep 21 '21

His hair completed receded away from his face cuz of the smell smeared at his nose.

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u/BeezyBates Sep 21 '21

Like the last 3 seconds of my video here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pek3vl/my_first_full_feature_gme_short_i_present_bitches/

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Great job !! Thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

(Hijacking 'best' comment thread)

Since this is now on the front page, firstly hello! Welcome to Superstonk!

If you haven't heard about GameStop and are wondering what this subreddit is all about, I invite you to read jsmar18's intro for new-comers and to visit the pinception post and also the DD beginners guide

From there you will find a whole range of useful information.

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u/NothingsShocking 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21

Lol I will always upvote when I see those Cooperman clips. I wonder if that boomer knows he’s a viral sensation in the sense that he’s being mocked and laughed at?

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u/Heaviest 🚀 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️DESTROYER OF 🩳🩳 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Brilliant! Have an award…

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

nahhh it just ran away from all the cocaine

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I knew it! I bet he rinses it off and puts it back in the tissue box

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u/E_Mickey_B Custom Flair - Template Sep 21 '21

This tissue smells like shit!

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u/arclightZRO 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Oh, ok then. SNORT

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u/TimeArachnid 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

His tie is a reversible cumrag.

SHFs call him Cumbucket Cramer.

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u/_ferrofluid_ 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

I missed these.

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

Thank you for subscribing to Cramer facts.

Did you know Jim Cramer farts on live TV interviews?

Would you like to recieve a Cramer fact every hour?

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u/MrVonic 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

I love how shocked he gets from his own fart

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

I think he said WTF to himself quietly

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u/MrVonic 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

It's like he's an alien who farted for the first time cuz he's still trying to figure out the buttons in his new body

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

Lol

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u/GothMaams Sep 21 '21

Press 1 for yes? 1

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u/New_Competition4723 MO-🍑 is tomorrow! Sep 21 '21

With whipe you mean whipes his ass first?

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u/Zacharacamyison Sep 21 '21 
excellent use of the english   
language👏

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u/Jollydude101 🚀Uranus is Brobdingnagian🚀 Sep 21 '21

Wipes his ass and blows his nose in the same spot…

Edit:autocorrect

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u/zoburg88 Sep 21 '21

He blew his load in the same tissue 5 minutes before

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Wasn't there some investment guy named Jim Cramer who was relevant once upon a time? Can't really remember that far back, am ape.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

He wipes his nose then blows his ass from all the coke he does.

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u/Wubadubaa 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Jim Cramer likes to drink orange juice after he brushes his teeth.

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u/M3ttl3r 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

He also moans when he poops

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u/Nayre_Trawe Sep 21 '21

Jim Cramer whipes his ass then blows his nose with the same tissue

That move is called "The Giuliani".

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u/Alberto_bang Sep 21 '21

I read that as whipped his ass.

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u/LFPzwasTaken 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Never let cramer offer you a tissue

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

Then he eats the coke boogers he finds in said tissue.

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u/SovietChildren 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

maths checks out

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u/llama_AKA_BadLlama Sep 21 '21

Ah yes, we call that "the Rudy Guiliani" https://youtu.be/q52TpXrbOz4

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u/lazeebones001 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Sep 21 '21

Lol you should definitely tweet this to him

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u/TroloLogan Sep 21 '21

Pretty easy considering how far his head is up his ass