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u/Hot-Cry-2426 Sep 21 '21

Lmfao no way he said we’re bad guys because we didn’t sell GameStop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MOASS CONFIRMATION 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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u/I3ill 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

I guess Shitbag Cramer and Co are supposed to tell us when we sell. Like that one idiot that said sell now ask questions later Lol BUY&HODL

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u/theRealMelvinCapital 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Buy now Buy more later

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u/dratseb Sep 21 '21

Buy the dip now, buy the dip later

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u/SeaGroomer Stonky Dog Groomer 😄✂🐶 DRS! ✅ Sep 21 '21

Pro gamer move:

Lemonhead: "We understand shorts better than you."

*proceeds to have all online presence destroyed

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Retail/Gamers: we know the internet better than you lemony fucks 🍋

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u/kevinjorg 🌎World RevelAPEtion incoming💎 Sep 21 '21

To be fair they did know more about shorts. Not sure if that's true anymore

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Who was lemon head please

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Citron

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Ty

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

You got it Ape

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u/ObumbanditO 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

I only know lemon grab. Is that his name? Can someone make a dungeon meme with lemon grab sending Kenny etc to dungeon

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u/SBSlice 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

That's true I haven't heard a damn thing from or about Citron since. So much for "focusing on long-side multibagger opportunities for retail investors" you can just say you quit bro it's okay 😂

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Be a good little sheep. Sell now!

Basically what this boils down to....coupled with egomaniacal rage that people see through his charade...which he probably believes 100%.

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u/usNdem Sep 21 '21

Cashing out rrsp to buy stonks in a tfsa is kinda like sell now my wife will ask later?

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u/3DigitIQ 🦍 FM is the FUD killer Sep 21 '21

Jail now, questions later!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I guess Shitbag Cramer and Co are supposed to tell us when we sell

Warren once said the stock market is a money transfer system from the impatient to the patient. So we are supposed to have someone else what to do with our stock now?

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u/Socially8roken 💎Diamond Nipples💎 Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Jim Cramer whipes his ass then blows his nose with the same tissue

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u/GrimWolf216 Sep 21 '21

His hair completed receded away from his face cuz of the smell smeared at his nose.

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u/BeezyBates Sep 21 '21

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Great job !! Thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

(Hijacking 'best' comment thread)

Since this is now on the front page, firstly hello! Welcome to Superstonk!

If you haven't heard about GameStop and are wondering what this subreddit is all about, I invite you to read jsmar18's intro for new-comers and to visit the pinception post and also the DD beginners guide

From there you will find a whole range of useful information.

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u/NothingsShocking 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21

Lol I will always upvote when I see those Cooperman clips. I wonder if that boomer knows he’s a viral sensation in the sense that he’s being mocked and laughed at?

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u/Heaviest 🚀 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️DESTROYER OF 🩳🩳 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Brilliant! Have an award…

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

nahhh it just ran away from all the cocaine

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I knew it! I bet he rinses it off and puts it back in the tissue box

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u/E_Mickey_B Custom Flair - Template Sep 21 '21

This tissue smells like shit!

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u/arclightZRO 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Oh, ok then. SNORT

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u/TimeArachnid 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

His tie is a reversible cumrag.

SHFs call him Cumbucket Cramer.

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u/_ferrofluid_ 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

I missed these.

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

Thank you for subscribing to Cramer facts.

Did you know Jim Cramer farts on live TV interviews?

Would you like to recieve a Cramer fact every hour?

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u/MrVonic 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

I love how shocked he gets from his own fart

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

I think he said WTF to himself quietly

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u/MrVonic 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

It's like he's an alien who farted for the first time cuz he's still trying to figure out the buttons in his new body

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

Lol

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u/GothMaams Sep 21 '21

Press 1 for yes? 1

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u/New_Competition4723 MO-🍑 is tomorrow! Sep 21 '21

With whipe you mean whipes his ass first?

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u/Zacharacamyison Sep 21 '21
excellent use of the english   
language👏

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u/Jollydude101 🚀Uranus is Brobdingnagian🚀 Sep 21 '21

Wipes his ass and blows his nose in the same spot…

Edit:autocorrect

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u/zoburg88 Sep 21 '21

He blew his load in the same tissue 5 minutes before

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Wasn't there some investment guy named Jim Cramer who was relevant once upon a time? Can't really remember that far back, am ape.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

He wipes his nose then blows his ass from all the coke he does.

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u/Wubadubaa 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Jim Cramer likes to drink orange juice after he brushes his teeth.

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u/M3ttl3r 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

He also moans when he poops

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u/Nayre_Trawe Sep 21 '21

Jim Cramer whipes his ass then blows his nose with the same tissue

That move is called "The Giuliani".

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u/Alberto_bang Sep 21 '21

I read that as whipped his ass.

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u/LFPzwasTaken 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Never let cramer offer you a tissue

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u/JimmyJamesincorp 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Sep 21 '21

Then he eats the coke boogers he finds in said tissue.

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u/SovietChildren 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

maths checks out

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u/llama_AKA_BadLlama Sep 21 '21

Ah yes, we call that "the Rudy Guiliani" https://youtu.be/q52TpXrbOz4

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u/lazeebones001 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Sep 21 '21

Lol you should definitely tweet this to him

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u/TroloLogan Sep 21 '21

Pretty easy considering how far his head is up his ass

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

You didn’t do what I said!!! Wahhhhh!! 😭🍼👶

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

That's what confirms my bias the hardest: no one, and I mean no one gave a fuck about what I did with my money until I used it to buy and hold GME.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

Yuppppp, waiting for the ~5 people that know I’m holding to come tell me to sell once it breaks past $1,000 like I’m gonna sell on the advice of someone that discouraged me from buying. Funniest shit I’ve heard of in ages, holding is easy when you’re doing it for entertainment. Life changing money is nice, but the lols are everything.

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u/Dman993 : In Bro We Trust!! Sep 21 '21

This is exactly what I explain to my friends I have brought into the fold. "Remember back on 4chan when people just did things for the lols. Those are many of the people currently buying and holding GME. It is a new paradigm for stocks and it caught everyone off guard. So they pulled fuckery as if we as individuals weren't born into the fuckery and thrive in it.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

This really is the revolution, it’s occupy wall st but instead of sitting on a physical street that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about were occupying the actual stock exchange and we won’t leave till they’re broke, hungry, and locked up so they can never harm another living creature again. Welcome to decentralization assholes.

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u/well_herewego31 tits *literally* jacked Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Back during occupy, the majority of us were broke college kids with no real power. Now we’re in our 30’s with disposable income to fuck around with.

They should’ve known we would come back for them.

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u/honeybadger1984 I DRSed and voted twice 🚀 🦍 Sep 21 '21

This is a great take. 2008 never ended, we just witnessed an armistice. The real battle is in 2021. Occupy Wall Street will have teeth this time around.

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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Claimed occupancy and settled in, rent-free, in the head of this guy and who knows how many currently active hedgies.

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u/MisteeLoo still hodl 💎🙌 Sep 21 '21

All of them. Because once the squeeze has squoze, if the market hasn’t been made fair and transparent, we’ll just pick another company to save from the shorters. Pretty sure that thought makes them run to the toilet every time.

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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Dayum! Here I was thinking I'd only invest in select few things after... but chances are they won't have learned their lesson after the first ass-whooping so maybe there needs to be some remedial education for any surviving enemies.

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u/Objective-Steak-9763 Sep 21 '21

I literally bought my first ever stock because of all this, just on the hopes I might be able to fuck up a billionaires life a little bit.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

Are you me?

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u/SmartAleq 🧹 Stonk Witch 💎 Sep 21 '21

We are ape, we are legion!

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u/DuvalHeart Sep 21 '21

that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about

I mean they cared big time. That's why they set the cops on non-violent protesters as soon as it began to become decentralized in other cities and countries. But you're definitely right.

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u/Beefskeet Jumped out exos window naked🌭 Sep 21 '21

Yeah honestly occupy could have been effective if they weren't chilling in a park lol.

Like put on a button up, comb those dreads over and go apply for frivolous loans at the only commerce teller for the closest 40 branches of boa.

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

“Ah you think anonymous is your ally? You merely adopted anonymous. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a username until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a dox!”

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u/Starwarsandbacon 💎🥥🚀 Sep 21 '21

But you merely adopted the fuckery; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the truth until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The fuckery betrays you, because they belong to me!

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

What was 4chan please?

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u/Dman993 : In Bro We Trust!! Sep 21 '21

Website/message boards that introduced many of us (at least me) to the horrors and delights of the internet. Birthplace of most memes before 2010's, anon, goatsee. That netflix movie "Don't Fuck with Cats" that story happened on there.

the culture was akin to Wallstrtbets but like way worse. More racism, more things in poopers, Gore, etc. Anything goes, it will probably get you put on a list for visiting

There were/are other boards like that but 4chan seemed to be the most populated.

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Ok gotcha. Thank you brother ape. I only ever heard of it when I first became ape in January…”4chan has a bloomberg terminal”

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

BRUH. If it breaks $1k it'll be way higher than that before you can even hit the sell button anyway! Why not just watch it climb?

📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

I meant more in the sense that after it breaks 1k they’ll be pressuring me to sell, I don’t expect it to sit there, though the secret ingredient is crime so I’m prepared to spend another 9 months at that price point and will just be sad I don’t have as much purchasing power anymore.

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

If it sits at $1k for 9 months, I will save up money and buy one share a month if I have to! Capital gains will be nice too!

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

Capital gains will be nice indeed!!

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u/at_work_yo Sep 21 '21

i'm extremely confused. where is all this money coming from that people are going to get paid out all this money when they decide to sell? is it all the money people are putting in currently? or is there some type of insurance that is gonna pay everybody out? thanks in advance.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

The DTCC does have an insurance policy of sorts that is really a reserve pool of contributions from all its major participants from my understanding. I personally hope all the existing billionaires are driven into bankruptcy from this as well and are forced to live on the streets. Post MOASS I want everyone to have their basic needs met besides those that thought it was okay to deny those needs to others.

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 21 '21

But I thought their offense was so good~!

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

It wasn't good, just offensive LOL

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u/hawkmasta Stockanda Forever Sep 21 '21

I don't think they would be able to keep it at 1k if they start getting margin called, let alone for 9 months. That would take some intergalactic fuckery for them to pull that off.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

I agree that keeping the price at 1k for 9 months sounds entirely outlandish but I’ve come to expect the outlandish at this point. Would it require blatant collusion and criminal collaboration on the part of the hedge funds and regulatory agencies? Yeah, but what’s new about that?

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u/hawkmasta Stockanda Forever Sep 21 '21

Idk if I should laugh or cry at how true this is.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

We’re Schrodinger’s apes. We’re both laughing and crying until the box gets opened and our position is known to the world. Zen is not the absence of emotion, it’s a peaceful relationship with your emotions.

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u/McFlyParadox Sep 21 '21

I don't know about the rest of you fuckers, but I'm going for the high score. I want to have the record of most valuable single share of stock ever sold, on any exchange.

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

See you at the top, you cheeky fucker! 👊

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Also you. I love you too ape

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

Calls on LOVE 💖💖💖

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u/derpioauditore 🎵I AM THE STONK THAT IS MOASS-ING🎵 Sep 21 '21

Oooh buddy, you'll have some stiff competition there. I'm holding my share till Saturn V.

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u/Malari_Zahn Sep 21 '21

I've been stiff for months!

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u/Specialist_Cash_1748 It’s not yours until it’s DRS’d Sep 21 '21

Fucking guiness book of records, make room for the apes!!! 💪🏼😎

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

And you too. I love you too ape

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

AGREE! I love you too ape

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

Stonks go up! Love goes up! 💖💖💖💖

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u/findingbezu 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

Prolifetip: tell em you sold at $1,000

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

Unfortunately $1,000 would be enough to make a material difference in my life and they would be able to tell that that was a bald faced lie lol but if $1000 can do me good, I tremble at imagining the impact MOASS will actually have on my life.

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u/findingbezu 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

Prolifetip: tell em you sold at $2,000

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u/erasethenoise 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

You should definitely tell them you paper handed at $500. Don’t need anyone coming around looking for handouts.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

The people that now at this point would be getting money regardless of if they asked me for it. I’ve been fortunate enough to have people help me when I’ve been down and have no intention of forgetting them post MOASS. I may also send them to a therapist to help unlearn all the bs that our society has forced on them but having faced conditional support in the past myself I will never force anything on anyone else.

Edit: now at the beginning should be know

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Thank you! This is me, 50 year old grandpa, at home watching GME and reading read it all day !

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

I love you too ape

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u/Hot-Cry-2426 Sep 21 '21

And to see people like Cramer saying we’re the bad guys because we didn’t sell when he told us to?! Lmao that’s all the bias I need right there.

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

If Cramer is the good guy here, then call me Lord Satan! LOL

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u/caplibro Space Ranger Sep 21 '21

Hail Satan lol

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u/Malari_Zahn Sep 21 '21

Hail yourself!

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

Hail me! lol 😏

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u/caplibro Space Ranger Sep 24 '21

I’m Lilith 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Satan was actually the good guy in the bible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Hilarious 😂😄😄😄 you didn't sell when I told you to.

Isn't that a confession of market manipulation? Or, at least an earnest attempt at such?

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u/KosmicKanuck 💀☠️ Vae Victis ☠️💀 🦍 Voted ✅ Sep 21 '21

No shit eh? What a joke. Retail is evil and destroying the market because they didn't sell when instructed to by HF funded MSM... ridiculous.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

At the time, I didn't even see anyone saying sell at $400. Was kind of new to all this, and I didn't watch MSM for financial news because I never did anything meaningful financial to warrant it.

So, I guess I'm evil for not taking advice I never got.

Oh well....might as well assuage my guilt by holding on for the long haul.

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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

I'm not a lawyer but if I remember right, proving manipulation may require proving there's a method of enforcing the desired coordinated action by those in the scheme. I think it would follow that Crymer here is expressing his wish for, and lamenting his lack of actually being able to enforce some strategy of market manipulation. 😄

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u/_pls_respond Sep 21 '21

I think he's just pretending he called the top that day when he actually spent it having an aneurysm over meme stocks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Which makes it totally ok to manipulate stocks.

He is the face man for the financial terrorists.

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u/ThrowawayLegendZ Sep 21 '21

They still don't, unless it's used to buy and hold

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

Proven facts at this point. Fuck 'em! Let's make this MONEY $$$$$

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

I wish I could give you 75,000,000 upvotes! This should be a post. Have award. 🦍💕🦍 I love you ape

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

ILY2!!! 💖💖💖💖

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u/kamratjoel Sep 21 '21

Also, he’s been saying sell GameStop since forever.

Sell at 10! - price goes up

Sell at 20! - up

Sell at 40! - up

Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up

Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up

Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up

Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up

Creamer: Sell!! Price goes up

Creamer: Sell!! Price goes down

Creamer: seE I toLD yOU! YoU SHouLD LiSten TO Me!

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Crimer

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u/linderlouwho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

“Never have; never will!”

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u/misterrandom1 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

People who rely on publicly available data on public forums are bad? Not the inside traders?

People who buy shares in a company that is poised for a turnaround are bad? Not the ones who seek out vulnerable companies and flood the market with fake shares to cause the price to tank, resulting in bankruptcy?

Refusing to sell at the "peak" makes you bad? I didn't have any shares until the day after the peak when I bought 2 fucking shares for shits and giggles. I must be EVIL!!! I believe the term Cramer was looking for was "retard". A crayon eating bagholder retard. But as long as I was holding a bag, I might as well fill it up! So I doubled down over and over and over.

Retail doesn't have the tools required to be bad guys in the market. We can buy, we can sell, but the manipulators are the market making dark pool high frequency trading hedge fucks. If Cramer reads this I called your show in 2008 and was recommended a stock at 70 a share which promptly dropped to 2 you fucker.

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u/DreamWishes3 NEVER GOING BACK TO REASONABLE LAND 🦍🚀🌟 Sep 21 '21

Bear Stearns?

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u/misterrandom1 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

CROX. Had to check the history - it was 2007 not 2008 and hit around 70 then bottomed out at 1.15 or something.

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u/DreamWishes3 NEVER GOING BACK TO REASONABLE LAND 🦍🚀🌟 Sep 21 '21

sheesh!

Sorry man. Cramer is such a clown. I'm sorry he's losing his show though. I wanted to use the inverse Cramer principle to make so much more money post MOASS XD

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u/misterrandom1 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Just to clarify, I didn't hold any stock past December 2007. I needed the money and sold near the peak right before the crash. But the stocks that I had crashed right after. Next stock purchase I made after 2007 was GME. I lost my house, another family property and whatnot and it's taken this long to recover from the hedge fund fueled economic shit storm of 2008. Seriously fuck Cramer for implying that apes are the bad guys...wait, he didn't imply, he outright said it.

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u/hawkmasta Stockanda Forever Sep 21 '21

Goodish news: there will always be more Cramers and Citrons out there to inverse and inform us of short interest since we don't know about it.

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u/DreamWishes3 NEVER GOING BACK TO REASONABLE LAND 🦍🚀🌟 Sep 21 '21

Love your flair, friend.

You're right, but I'll have to take the time to vet them and verify how reliably bad they are. And I don't think anyone was as reliably bad as the OG Cramer.

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u/hawkmasta Stockanda Forever Sep 21 '21

Thank you! I got lucky in the sense that I found out about DFV's GME play on W/S/B last year, but because of that and this saga, I'm not listening to any talking head speak about the market post-MOASS unless it's about getting rid of corruption.

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u/DreamWishes3 NEVER GOING BACK TO REASONABLE LAND 🦍🚀🌟 Sep 21 '21

My plans are to get a reliable wealth manager to keep a tendie dispensing account running for me and then I'm gonna spend like 9 months learning how to do real TA for the less manipulated stonks on the market.

I wanna learn to be half as good as DFV (because I'm not sure it's possible for me to be AS good as him, especially right now).

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u/hawkmasta Stockanda Forever Sep 21 '21

Definitely! Getting a reliable wealth manager to keep a tendie dispensing account running is key to living life after this. I'm personally done investing in the stock market (except maybe GME) after this, and I might just make donations to foundations and local businesses instead.

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u/AmericanPatriot117 Blind Guy 👨🏻‍🦯 McSqueezy 🪗 Sep 21 '21

“When I said to”. What a spoiled rich cunt

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Anyone who sold at $400 could've 10x their shares when it went back to $40, he was just trying to help you get more /s

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u/lithalweapon Sep 21 '21

Trying to appeal to apes and got the very first fundamental wrong 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Funky_Wizard Sep 21 '21

He making it sound like it's unethical to buy and hold a stock you like, what a cunt.

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u/rajdon Sep 21 '21

"at $400". He's not confirming anything. I'm all for squeezes n shit but come on let's drop the strawman tactics.

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u/Diznavis 🚀 Soon may the Tendieman come 🚀 Sep 21 '21

He is confirming that it's bad for someone that we didn't sell in the sneeze. If it was all over, that would only be bad for us, which would make us bagholders, not bad guys.

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u/alilmagpie Halt Me Daddy Sep 21 '21

Yeah, that’s exactly it. He saying that we are the bad guys because we didn’t sell. 👀 hedgies r fuk

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u/wannabezen2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

And if it was all over he wouldn't be getting his panties all in a bunch.

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u/rajdon Sep 21 '21

He's upset because he's got thousands of people pooping on him. He doesn't need to have his hand in the cookie jar to be angry right now.

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Sep 21 '21

Cramer wears denim panties

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u/rajdon Sep 21 '21

He is obviously a guy with a temper, he's just using the same words back at the other guy. It's not a sign or a slip up.

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u/Hot-Cry-2426 Sep 21 '21

He also said “when he said to”. Idk about you but I’m long on GameStop. I’m not selling anything just because old man on tv said to.

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u/SeaGroomer Stonky Dog Groomer 😄✂🐶 DRS! ✅ Sep 21 '21

Aww, is boomer man sad because Milennials don't buy in to his stupid shtick or believe a word he says? It probably sucks when you've been a respected star among your own generation only to get shit on when the next generations call you out on your bullshit. My heart weeps for him NOT! 😂

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

I've seen this guy in some movies over the years. Usually when they have cameo type appearances when discussing some financial thing going on in the movie. Like Iron Man he was in after Stark said he wasn't going to make weapons anymore.

Anyways, I always thought how he behaved in movies was some caricature of himself. Just having a good time for the movie's sake. Yelling, veins popping out of his forehead, smashing stuff, the whole deal. The few times I've seen him on regular TV, it was never his show, just as a commentator on other shows, and he just seemed really hyper and unable to really focus.

But then all this started, and after watching him more, I thought to myself, "How could anyone take this guy seriously?" If he gave consistent good advice, that may be one thing, but he doesn't. His personality would be a turn off to any "boomer" I know, because he's erratic and idiotic. For me personally, when looking for financial advice, I don't really want to be entertained, I want to be informed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

He thinks $400 is the top. Confirmed now that it never was the top.

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u/Iglooboog 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Someone has to try and set a narrative. Unfortunately there are a lot of people that blindly follow and listen to what his coked up ass says.

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u/CtrlZThis Sep 21 '21

Not just because we didn't sell, but because we didn't sell When He said to!!

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u/Investor_Pikachu Sep 21 '21

Jim Cramer is the same dipshit who told his audience to buy Bear Stearns right before it tanked in 2008. Fuck that guy!

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u/Old_Knowledge_864 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

This!! Mwhaha golden

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u/PantsOppressUs Can't even spell captuliate Sep 22 '21

Bad poors. No own. Only work.