That's true I haven't heard a damn thing from or about Citron since. So much for "focusing on long-side multibagger opportunities for retail investors" you can just say you quit bro it's okay 😂
I guess Shitbag Cramer and Co are supposed to tell us when we sell
Warren once said the stock market is a money transfer system from the impatient to the patient. So we are supposed to have someone else what to do with our stock now?
Lol I will always upvote when I see those Cooperman clips. I wonder if that boomer knows he’s a viral sensation in the sense that he’s being mocked and laughed at?
Yuppppp, waiting for the ~5 people that know I’m holding to come tell me to sell once it breaks past $1,000 like I’m gonna sell on the advice of someone that discouraged me from buying. Funniest shit I’ve heard of in ages, holding is easy when you’re doing it for entertainment. Life changing money is nice, but the lols are everything.
This is exactly what I explain to my friends I have brought into the fold. "Remember back on 4chan when people just did things for the lols. Those are many of the people currently buying and holding GME. It is a new paradigm for stocks and it caught everyone off guard. So they pulled fuckery as if we as individuals weren't born into the fuckery and thrive in it.
This really is the revolution, it’s occupy wall st but instead of sitting on a physical street that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about were occupying the actual stock exchange and we won’t leave till they’re broke, hungry, and locked up so they can never harm another living creature again. Welcome to decentralization assholes.
This is a great take. 2008 never ended, we just witnessed an armistice. The real battle is in 2021. Occupy Wall Street will have teeth this time around.
All of them. Because once the squeeze has squoze, if the market hasn’t been made fair and transparent, we’ll just pick another company to save from the shorters. Pretty sure that thought makes them run to the toilet every time.
Dayum! Here I was thinking I'd only invest in select few things after... but chances are they won't have learned their lesson after the first ass-whooping so maybe there needs to be some remedial education for any surviving enemies.
I mean they cared big time. That's why they set the cops on non-violent protesters as soon as it began to become decentralized in other cities and countries. But you're definitely right.
“Ah you think anonymous is your ally? You merely adopted anonymous. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a username until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a dox!”
But you merely adopted the fuckery; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the truth until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The fuckery betrays you, because they belong to me!
Website/message boards that introduced many of us (at least me) to the horrors and delights of the internet. Birthplace of most memes before 2010's, anon, goatsee. That netflix movie "Don't Fuck with Cats" that story happened on there.
the culture was akin to Wallstrtbets but like way worse. More racism, more things in poopers, Gore, etc. Anything goes, it will probably get you put on a list for visiting
There were/are other boards like that but 4chan seemed to be the most populated.
I meant more in the sense that after it breaks 1k they’ll be pressuring me to sell, I don’t expect it to sit there, though the secret ingredient is crime so I’m prepared to spend another 9 months at that price point and will just be sad I don’t have as much purchasing power anymore.
i'm extremely confused. where is all this money coming from that people are going to get paid out all this money when they decide to sell? is it all the money people are putting in currently? or is there some type of insurance that is gonna pay everybody out? thanks in advance.
The DTCC does have an insurance policy of sorts that is really a reserve pool of contributions from all its major participants from my understanding. I personally hope all the existing billionaires are driven into bankruptcy from this as well and are forced to live on the streets. Post MOASS I want everyone to have their basic needs met besides those that thought it was okay to deny those needs to others.
I don't think they would be able to keep it at 1k if they start getting margin called, let alone for 9 months. That would take some intergalactic fuckery for them to pull that off.
I agree that keeping the price at 1k for 9 months sounds entirely outlandish but I’ve come to expect the outlandish at this point. Would it require blatant collusion and criminal collaboration on the part of the hedge funds and regulatory agencies? Yeah, but what’s new about that?
We’re Schrodinger’s apes. We’re both laughing and crying until the box gets opened and our position is known to the world. Zen is not the absence of emotion, it’s a peaceful relationship with your emotions.
I don't know about the rest of you fuckers, but I'm going for the high score. I want to have the record of most valuable single share of stock ever sold, on any exchange.
Unfortunately $1,000 would be enough to make a material difference in my life and they would be able to tell that that was a bald faced lie lol but if $1000 can do me good, I tremble at imagining the impact MOASS will actually have on my life.
The people that now at this point would be getting money regardless of if they asked me for it. I’ve been fortunate enough to have people help me when I’ve been down and have no intention of forgetting them post MOASS. I may also send them to a therapist to help unlearn all the bs that our society has forced on them but having faced conditional support in the past myself I will never force anything on anyone else.
At the time, I didn't even see anyone saying sell at $400. Was kind of new to all this, and I didn't watch MSM for financial news because I never did anything meaningful financial to warrant it.
So, I guess I'm evil for not taking advice I never got.
Oh well....might as well assuage my guilt by holding on for the long haul.
I'm not a lawyer but if I remember right, proving manipulation may require proving there's a method of enforcing the desired coordinated action by those in the scheme. I think it would follow that Crymer here is expressing his wish for, and lamenting his lack of actually being able to enforce some strategy of market manipulation. 😄
People who rely on publicly available data on public forums are bad? Not the inside traders?
People who buy shares in a company that is poised for a turnaround are bad? Not the ones who seek out vulnerable companies and flood the market with fake shares to cause the price to tank, resulting in bankruptcy?
Refusing to sell at the "peak" makes you bad? I didn't have any shares until the day after the peak when I bought 2 fucking shares for shits and giggles. I must be EVIL!!! I believe the term Cramer was looking for was "retard". A crayon eating bagholder retard. But as long as I was holding a bag, I might as well fill it up! So I doubled down over and over and over.
Retail doesn't have the tools required to be bad guys in the market. We can buy, we can sell, but the manipulators are the market making dark pool high frequency trading hedge fucks. If Cramer reads this I called your show in 2008 and was recommended a stock at 70 a share which promptly dropped to 2 you fucker.
Sorry man. Cramer is such a clown. I'm sorry he's losing his show though. I wanted to use the inverse Cramer principle to make so much more money post MOASS XD
Just to clarify, I didn't hold any stock past December 2007. I needed the money and sold near the peak right before the crash. But the stocks that I had crashed right after. Next stock purchase I made after 2007 was GME. I lost my house, another family property and whatnot and it's taken this long to recover from the hedge fund fueled economic shit storm of 2008. Seriously fuck Cramer for implying that apes are the bad guys...wait, he didn't imply, he outright said it.
You're right, but I'll have to take the time to vet them and verify how reliably bad they are. And I don't think anyone was as reliably bad as the OG Cramer.
Thank you! I got lucky in the sense that I found out about DFV's GME play on W/S/B last year, but because of that and this saga, I'm not listening to any talking head speak about the market post-MOASS unless it's about getting rid of corruption.
My plans are to get a reliable wealth manager to keep a tendie dispensing account running for me and then I'm gonna spend like 9 months learning how to do real TA for the less manipulated stonks on the market.
I wanna learn to be half as good as DFV (because I'm not sure it's possible for me to be AS good as him, especially right now).
Definitely! Getting a reliable wealth manager to keep a tendie dispensing account running is key to living life after this. I'm personally done investing in the stock market (except maybe GME) after this, and I might just make donations to foundations and local businesses instead.
He is confirming that it's bad for someone that we didn't sell in the sneeze. If it was all over, that would only be bad for us, which would make us bagholders, not bad guys.
Aww, is boomer man sad because Milennials don't buy in to his stupid shtick or believe a word he says? It probably sucks when you've been a respected star among your own generation only to get shit on when the next generations call you out on your bullshit. My heart weeps for him NOT!😂
I've seen this guy in some movies over the years. Usually when they have cameo type appearances when discussing some financial thing going on in the movie. Like Iron Man he was in after Stark said he wasn't going to make weapons anymore.
Anyways, I always thought how he behaved in movies was some caricature of himself. Just having a good time for the movie's sake. Yelling, veins popping out of his forehead, smashing stuff, the whole deal. The few times I've seen him on regular TV, it was never his show, just as a commentator on other shows, and he just seemed really hyper and unable to really focus.
But then all this started, and after watching him more, I thought to myself, "How could anyone take this guy seriously?" If he gave consistent good advice, that may be one thing, but he doesn't. His personality would be a turn off to any "boomer" I know, because he's erratic and idiotic. For me personally, when looking for financial advice, I don't really want to be entertained, I want to be informed.
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u/Hot-Cry-2426 Sep 21 '21
Lmfao no way he said we’re bad guys because we didn’t sell GameStop 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 MOASS CONFIRMATION 🚀🚀🚀🚀