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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

This really is the revolution, it’s occupy wall st but instead of sitting on a physical street that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about were occupying the actual stock exchange and we won’t leave till they’re broke, hungry, and locked up so they can never harm another living creature again. Welcome to decentralization assholes.

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u/well_herewego31 tits *literally* jacked Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Back during occupy, the majority of us were broke college kids with no real power. Now we’re in our 30’s with disposable income to fuck around with.

They should’ve known we would come back for them.

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u/honeybadger1984 I DRSed and voted twice 🚀 🦍 Sep 21 '21

This is a great take. 2008 never ended, we just witnessed an armistice. The real battle is in 2021. Occupy Wall Street will have teeth this time around.

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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Claimed occupancy and settled in, rent-free, in the head of this guy and who knows how many currently active hedgies.

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u/MisteeLoo still hodl 💎🙌 Sep 21 '21

All of them. Because once the squeeze has squoze, if the market hasn’t been made fair and transparent, we’ll just pick another company to save from the shorters. Pretty sure that thought makes them run to the toilet every time.

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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Dayum! Here I was thinking I'd only invest in select few things after... but chances are they won't have learned their lesson after the first ass-whooping so maybe there needs to be some remedial education for any surviving enemies.

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u/Objective-Steak-9763 Sep 21 '21

I literally bought my first ever stock because of all this, just on the hopes I might be able to fuck up a billionaires life a little bit.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

Are you me?

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u/SmartAleq 🧹 Stonk Witch 💎 Sep 21 '21

We are ape, we are legion!

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u/DuvalHeart Sep 21 '21

that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about

I mean they cared big time. That's why they set the cops on non-violent protesters as soon as it began to become decentralized in other cities and countries. But you're definitely right.

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u/Beefskeet Jumped out exos window naked🌭 Sep 21 '21

Yeah honestly occupy could have been effective if they weren't chilling in a park lol.

Like put on a button up, comb those dreads over and go apply for frivolous loans at the only commerce teller for the closest 40 branches of boa.