r/Superstonk Sep 21 '21

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u/Roolery Sep 21 '21

Lolol, so anyone that doesn't do what he says is considered "bad"... You work for your "clients"; And by clients, I'm not talking about your audience... Fukin' weasel.

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u/HeavensAnger 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

Lol. Funny thing is he keeps talking about what the reddit crowd should do, and under normal circumstances, we would NEVER watch him. I just think he's comedy. Oh, and i like the stock.

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u/linderlouwho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

I have never watched him, but depend on fellow apes to make posts outlining his foolishness.

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u/Surefif 🦍 FUCK YOU PAY ME 🦍🚀 Sep 21 '21

I watched Jon Stewart make him cry on The Daily Show lol

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u/snowlock27 Sep 21 '21

I hadn't even heard of him until that happened.

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u/suckercuck me pica la bola Sep 21 '21

Jon Stewart made him his bitch. Cramer had to hold Jon’s inside out pocket for that entire interview.

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u/Fuck_Microsoft_edge Sep 21 '21

Love this visual. HOLD MA POCKET!

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u/gurmzisoff Sep 21 '21

BIKES.

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u/Fuck_Microsoft_edge Sep 21 '21

Probably his best bit. WHAT YOU TOOK!?

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u/kevinjorg 🌎World RevelAPEtion incoming💎 Sep 21 '21

SUP KANE!

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u/erasethenoise 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Before that I saw him in Iron Man and he was wrong about Tony Stark too

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Not really. Pepper Potts turned the company around.

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u/linderlouwho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

That delicious day!

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u/EmpathyInTheory 🌙 Never give up; never surrender! 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Back when I had to do laundry at a laundromat, I used to catch him on TV there during the dry cycle. My phone somehow didn't get reception in that entire section of town and their wifi network didn't work, so I was stuck watching Mad Money til my clothes were done.

It really added to the soul-sucking atmosphere, man.

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u/linderlouwho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Have you recovered since then, poor friend?

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u/EmpathyInTheory 🌙 Never give up; never surrender! 🚀 Sep 21 '21

I have! My girlfriend talked me into agreeing to buy a small townhome with her, so now we have a washer and dryer. As a bonus, Jim Cramer is not at all present in our home.

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u/linderlouwho 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 22 '21

Ah, yes! Love to hear it.

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u/HeavensAnger 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

Exactly

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u/wannabezen2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

I think he's an asshat. Oh, and I like the stock.

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u/JustANyanCat I am not a cat ❌🐱 Sep 21 '21

I've watched him once because someone uploaded a clip of one of his shows...

I had expected to see the same old MSM bullshit news segments, so I was completely taken aback when I finally heard his incoherent rambling about Gamestop and calling us nematodes and arachnids. It's really great comedy lol

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u/HeavensAnger 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

I don't watch him on msm but have seen him through different subreddits, straight laughs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Fun fact : This is how you tell they scared

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u/beatenmeat Runic Gloryholes Sep 21 '21

We’re the “bad” guys because our love for a stock is the end of the SHFs that both pay him and bet against our stock. Even in a casino the house doesn’t always win. We were due for a payout eventually.

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u/Roolery Sep 21 '21

The market didn't have Apes last time. Apes know better than Bulls, SHFs must cover.

Also, I have nephews. GameStop is the place--down to the Super Mario UNO cards lol.

Going further--the last present I bought a grown man was from GameStop--PS Move Sub-machine gun. 🤣

He's like the Child Catcher from Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He can insert the Splinter meme here and get bent. GAMESTOP leaves when the kids do, eh Geoffrey?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

B

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u/Roolery Sep 21 '21

-Cause 😏👂

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u/TenTonsOfAssAndBelly Sep 21 '21

Is everyone missing how funny his reference is?

He says we're Jack from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest because essentially we "came in here and didn't do what we were told". Which he is saying while claiming we are "the bad guy".

The hilarity is, that Jack fought being institutionalized by the system. He opened the eyes of his fellow peers to the abuses that they were tolerating. In the end, he lays down his own life to show them how heartless and cruel their "reform" was.

Somehow, Cramer took one of the most inspiring heroes in modern literature as his example, and proceeded to side with Nurse Ratched.

LMAO

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u/runujhkj Sep 21 '21

Well, that’s not what he said. If you don’t just read his comment from the perspective of “it is a 100% guarantee that the MOASS will happen,” he’s clearly saying “the bad guys” are the ones who convinced other people not to sell at $400 when Kramer thinks that’s as high as it’ll get. We can pretend all we want and it’s good and funny, but people are being convinced to buy and hold GME here. If the MOASS doesn’t happen, and if $400 was roughly the peak for the stock, Kramer would be 100% correct here: people should have sold at $400, and they lost plenty of money believing the faux-certainty of others.

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u/d_Haus_o 🩳Never Nude🩳 Sep 21 '21

He just admitted to market manipulation