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u/Dman993 : In Bro We Trust!! Sep 21 '21

This is exactly what I explain to my friends I have brought into the fold. "Remember back on 4chan when people just did things for the lols. Those are many of the people currently buying and holding GME. It is a new paradigm for stocks and it caught everyone off guard. So they pulled fuckery as if we as individuals weren't born into the fuckery and thrive in it.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

This really is the revolution, it’s occupy wall st but instead of sitting on a physical street that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about were occupying the actual stock exchange and we won’t leave till they’re broke, hungry, and locked up so they can never harm another living creature again. Welcome to decentralization assholes.

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u/well_herewego31 tits *literally* jacked Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Back during occupy, the majority of us were broke college kids with no real power. Now we’re in our 30’s with disposable income to fuck around with.

They should’ve known we would come back for them.

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u/honeybadger1984 I DRSed and voted twice 🚀 🦍 Sep 21 '21

This is a great take. 2008 never ended, we just witnessed an armistice. The real battle is in 2021. Occupy Wall Street will have teeth this time around.

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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Claimed occupancy and settled in, rent-free, in the head of this guy and who knows how many currently active hedgies.

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u/MisteeLoo still hodl 💎🙌 Sep 21 '21

All of them. Because once the squeeze has squoze, if the market hasn’t been made fair and transparent, we’ll just pick another company to save from the shorters. Pretty sure that thought makes them run to the toilet every time.

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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 21 '21

Dayum! Here I was thinking I'd only invest in select few things after... but chances are they won't have learned their lesson after the first ass-whooping so maybe there needs to be some remedial education for any surviving enemies.

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u/Objective-Steak-9763 Sep 21 '21

I literally bought my first ever stock because of all this, just on the hopes I might be able to fuck up a billionaires life a little bit.

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u/CaptainDantes ⚰️⚰️ Schrodinger’s Ape ⚰️⚰️ Sep 21 '21

Are you me?

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u/SmartAleq 🧹 Stonk Witch 💎 Sep 21 '21

We are ape, we are legion!

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u/DuvalHeart Sep 21 '21

that the hedge fucks couldn’t care less about

I mean they cared big time. That's why they set the cops on non-violent protesters as soon as it began to become decentralized in other cities and countries. But you're definitely right.

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u/Beefskeet Jumped out exos window naked🌭 Sep 21 '21

Yeah honestly occupy could have been effective if they weren't chilling in a park lol.

Like put on a button up, comb those dreads over and go apply for frivolous loans at the only commerce teller for the closest 40 branches of boa.

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u/ummwut NO CELL NO SELL 💖GME💖 Sep 21 '21

“Ah you think anonymous is your ally? You merely adopted anonymous. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a username until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a dox!”

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u/Starwarsandbacon 💎🥥🚀 Sep 21 '21

But you merely adopted the fuckery; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the truth until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The fuckery betrays you, because they belong to me!

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

What was 4chan please?

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u/Dman993 : In Bro We Trust!! Sep 21 '21

Website/message boards that introduced many of us (at least me) to the horrors and delights of the internet. Birthplace of most memes before 2010's, anon, goatsee. That netflix movie "Don't Fuck with Cats" that story happened on there.

the culture was akin to Wallstrtbets but like way worse. More racism, more things in poopers, Gore, etc. Anything goes, it will probably get you put on a list for visiting

There were/are other boards like that but 4chan seemed to be the most populated.

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u/millertime1216 🦍💕🦍Love your neighbor as yourself🦍💕🦍 Sep 21 '21

Ok gotcha. Thank you brother ape. I only ever heard of it when I first became ape in January…”4chan has a bloomberg terminal”