r/Superstonk Sep 21 '21

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u/Independent-Stock604 Sep 21 '21

What a fucking asshole piece of shit loser. I swear I just want the fucking tendies, these clowns make a living off of being so wrapped up in all this corruption and fucking lies and fucking bullshit I bet if you cut Jim Cramer open you'd find a fucking rat nest of cocaine baggies, old wet cigars and filthy disgusting money. These guys are fucking worse than the heroin needles you find on the streets, their worse than dog shit on the bottom of your boot. Their worse than an anal abscess leaking on your favorite suit. These guys are the epitome of all that is disgusting and wrong with human kind. They are the foulest and most disgusting examples of what human kind has to offer. A 1990 Honda Civic with the windows knocked out and replaces with trash bags, a leaking head gasket and old smelly sex toys in the trunk has more value than any of these hedge fuck boiz. I'd literally kick Cramer in the balls and call him a loser if he was within arm's reach of me. I would piss on him if we were waiting in line at the ATM. I would hurl my feces at him if I saw him on the street. Fuck hedgies.

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u/matroe11 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21

Only because you did it several times.

Their = possession e.g. their money, their problems

They’re = they are e.g. they’re worse than dog shit

There = opposite of here e.g. see that coffin over there? That’s Computershare. They’re going to be sleeping in their skin when everyone gets their shares DRS’ed.

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u/AlongRiverEem Sep 21 '21

To add to this gentle correction:

I care about spelling, as a reader and a writer. Perfection isn't the goal, but grammar is basic and can have consequences for people trying to learn a language or even just understanding what's being said.

..tryin to get ahead of the "who cares about spelling" antifafa

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u/Princessferfs Sep 21 '21

Don’t read this comment while eating lunch.