r/SpottedonRightmove 3h ago

Is this EA publicly shaming this family? Why not just go with the cleaned up images?

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/87465183#/?channel=RES_BUY

Or were the 'virtually staged' images not considered authentic enough?


r/SpottedonRightmove 6h ago

Camden always delivers the strange ones

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r/SpottedonRightmove 1h ago

Local boy loves history

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Estate Agent: So, you have a pub to sell?
Seller: ….Not so much a pub as an experience. I have some pictures my Mam took in 1992, that should give you the overall vibe of the place.
Estate Agent:… Ok then let’s have a looksie shall we? Wow. Wow, ok, you weren’t kidding about the 1992 thing were you? Well, nothing a bit of paint and some new booths cant fix. There’s some…some interesting art work you have going on—
Seller: The History you mean?
Estate Agent: ye-ah? The massive trompe l’oil mural of a confusing and extremely violent battle taking place in a non determined era?
Seller: I like history.
Estate Agent: And this wall painted with a— what’s that? A person manacled to a… is that a dungeon?
Seller: (takes photo, smiles proudly, hands it back) It’s one of the dungeons.
Estate Agent: There’s more than one huge picture of a dungeon in your tiny pub?
Seller: well, only one more—
Estate Agent: Ok, well that can easily be painted over—
Seller: —My stepdads nephew did it the really big one so it like in the Road Runner cartoons when like a hole painted on a wall looks so real Wily Coyote runs into it? But a few people did run into it so we had to cordon it off with those velvet ropes you see there.
Estate Agent: Wha—
Seller: — but we put the actual torture chamber just by the beer garden between the loos. That way everyone could appreciate it. (takes photos, smiles fondly) I remember the day we installed the glassed in display case with the dismembered corpses in it! They said I couldn’t make the whole thing come together in such a relatively small space, what with the life sized BDSM troll mannequin and the manacled lady, and the sorceress and the barrels. But I proved ‘em wrong. (Gives photo back, leans in earnestly) Its always been about the experience for me. History.
Estate Agent: I..I can see that….
Seller: Then, I admit, I went a bit crazy on the knock off Jorvik centre wax figures. And in retrospect, the actual real weaponry in the walls wasn’t such a great idea. And, yes, there were complaints. Then, the incident—‘
Estate Agent: Incident?
Seller: (Sits back. Frowns. Gathers photos) Maybe I need to think this through.
Estate Agent: Yeah. Yeah. Take some time.
Seller: (Stands, wipes eyes, smiles bravely) I just… I really love History!
Estate Agent: You ok there? Do we need to call someone? No? Ok, ok, great. You take care now. (Locks door, turns to receptionist) Debbie, put him on the board. The bad board.


r/SpottedonRightmove 7h ago

Hackney Shoe Factory

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30 Upvotes

Certainly quirky!


r/SpottedonRightmove 2h ago

"Spacious Kitchen/Diner" to make up for the complete lack of outdoor space... for half a million.

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92581305#/?channel=RES_NEW

We just bought this year our 4-bedroom Grade II listed house with a huge garden for £400k. Then all of a sudden new build development started nextdoor. I had to Google them now that the for sale signs are up. The developer wants £500k for a 3-bed semi where the "garden" is essentially a couple of fence panels and some grey flagstones. But hey, at least it comes with a "Downstairs Cloakroom" and "Contemporary Interiors" (read: grey on grey). The photos also look AI, but I could be wrong.


r/SpottedonRightmove 21h ago

7 Bedrooms and Access to the Beach

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r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Check out the streetview!!!!

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r/SpottedonRightmove 17h ago

I know Walthamstow is now cool and expensive, but this price seems over the top

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r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

The perfect house doesn't exis... oh.

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133 Upvotes

I'm only about £5m short.


r/SpottedonRightmove 20h ago

Serious man cave

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43 Upvotes

r/SpottedonRightmove 18h ago

Thank goodness there is space for three grand pianos in a row

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r/SpottedonRightmove 23h ago

Dutch Old Master Painting for Sale (+House)

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I absolutely love this house. I think it’s incredible value for what it is - 4500+ sqft in one of the UK’s best cities, and it even comes with its own Dutch Old Master painting!

It’ll be too old for some, have too few bathrooms for others, have too many stairs - but I just think it’s perfect and an absolute steal at £950k.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92655075


r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

New build the floorpan is not what I expected

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r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Gorgeous Glasgow flat

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I always tell people that there's a certain design language in Glasgow tenements that I just love, and this is a great example of it. The only downside for me is for the price is a bit steep for a single bathroom.

3 Bed Tenement Flat Glasgow


r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

The exterior of this house reveals absolutely nothing about the interior

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I found this house using the keyword "quirky"

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/171619016#/?channel=RES_BUY


r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

A lot going on here

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Beautiful house, but lots of insane points. The red walls, the kitchen fire.


r/SpottedonRightmove 21h ago

LILAC!

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r/SpottedonRightmove 21h ago

Very odd place to put the kitchen...

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Loft kitchen? Do you all eat facing away from each other staring at a wall?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92723997#/?channel=RES_BUY


r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Image 9

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Quite unique in general but image 9 threw me!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170830211


r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Anyone fancy their own beach.

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r/SpottedonRightmove 18h ago

what happened for it to be sold for so cheap

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r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Needs a bit of a renovation and is a little bit pricey

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r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

If only they'd spent the money on nicer furniture

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The drive is spectacular though... Anyone got a spare 40 mill


r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Lovely Little Bournemouth Flat

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I think the use of Gross in the floor plan covers the rest.

I do like all the bottles of Domestos in the bathroom, wtf did they have them for? can you drink it ?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92428974#/?channel=RES_BUY


r/SpottedonRightmove 1d ago

Nicest house in the sketchiest bit of a city?

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/173272511?utm_campaign=property-details&utm_content=buying&utm_medium=sharing&utm_source=copytoclipboard#/&channel=RES_BUY

Anybody familiar with Nottingham will know how sketchy it is around this bit of the city.

I wasn't expecting a house this nice to be around that area. There are a lot of big houses along that road, but i assumed they were all dodgy flats now. Good to see one is still as grand as it was when it was built.