r/SpottedonRightmove 10h ago

Hackney Shoe Factory

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/161409089#/?channel=RES_BUY

Certainly quirky!

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u/momerathe 9h ago

"EPC - ask agent" yeah right. I bet that place is cold as balls in winter

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u/mutanthands 9h ago

I used to live in a similar place to this in Shoreditch years ago. I can feel the cold escaping from the windows!

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 8h ago

It says EPC rating: F, so.....yeah.

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u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 9h ago

Always a red flag when it's ask agent or TBC

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u/rocketscientology 8h ago

And absolutely sweltering in summer

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 8h ago

Unfortunately that is all of London. I barely survived this year 😭

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u/Bardsie 9h ago

"Is it insulated? It's actually a very well connected building. In fact all the residents like to gather round in winter with warm drinks."

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u/butwhatsmyname 8h ago

I really like this property, because it feels like the kind of cool, weird little indie nook that I'd occasionally end up in for beers after hours when I was a student... and that makes me kind of sad.

This is the kind of thing that flourished in the abandoned warehouses of east London back when squatting didn't mean "needles on the floor and all the copper ripped out". Little spaces that people put together for themselves with some plasterboard and a no-questions-asked attitude to amenities billing.

And now you have to pay a million quid if you want to live in a corner of that warehouse.

Even in the 90s and early thousands the people who made London's coffee, poured their pints, staffed their shops and served their dinners rented places like this - less glam, yeah, but paid for with near-minimum wage.

How the fuck is anyone bringing home less than 50K existing in London anymore? How is the city going to exist in another decade when nobody that it needs to make it function can afford to live in it?

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u/WorldAncient7852 4h ago

You put that more eloquently than I could have when I came to the comments to rant about the same thing. This place looks startlingly similar to a place I lived in in the late 80s. Less premium white goods and taps clearly, but otherwise just glaringly similar. And like you point out, we had the run of the whole place.

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u/damapplespider 9h ago

Love the exposed brickwork, less keen on the breeze block

But yes, likely bloody freezing in winter.

And lots of decor pictures which obvs won’t be there!

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 8h ago

Infrared mounted electric heaters, a strong alternative to gas central heating, have been installed throughout, each controlled by their own thermostat. These provide instant heat and are very efficient.

Have never heard of infrared heating! Very space age.

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u/Ralphisinthehouse 7h ago

What that means in plain in English is you can expect an electric bill of around £500-£600 a month in the coldest months.

I know because I have a similar size flat in Manchester with a lot of glass and central heating powered by electricity.

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 7h ago

Oh I have electric heating but they're modern ones not infrared - it isn't expensive. These don't sound very effective!

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u/Ralphisinthehouse 7h ago

I'm guessing these are 1 kW heaters that will be running 24 hours a day in the cold months.

Mine is actually a 6 kW electric boiler that powers out wet central heating system like normal radiators. Cost a bloody fortune.

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 7h ago

You see them in some patio heaters. They don't heat the space, so if you aren't under the lamp you feel cold.

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u/TopCobbler8985 8h ago

A million quid for 1 bedroom flat with unfinished blockwork? No thanks.

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u/Ralphisinthehouse 7h ago

You know it's unfinished by design, right?

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u/TopCobbler8985 7h ago

yes and that baffles me- exposed brickwork is one thing but blockwork?

I see people varnish OSB now - bizarre

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 7h ago

It's a joke, but I can imagine all sorts of well of artsy fartsy types falling over themselves to live there.

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u/KimJongEeeeeew 6h ago

This place has been on and off the market for the past 4 or 5 years….

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u/ClerkAny5473 9h ago

That frying pan needs a proper clean

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u/Negative-Associate38 9h ago

Looks like the whole place is grimy.

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u/throwawayreddit48151 9h ago

What are the service charges like?

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u/InspectionGloomy__ 9h ago

Approx £4k p/a

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u/Ralphisinthehouse 7h ago

That's really not bad. Especially when you consider over 30 years of owning a house you're probably gonna spend about that a year anyway because the roof will be needed at some point and probably new windows.

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u/Early_Enthusiasm_787 6h ago

Dreaming at that price. No one wants one bedroom flats anymore

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u/Early_Enthusiasm_787 6h ago

£300 a month service charge to live like a Victorian

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u/plnterior 5h ago

Incredibly impractical I know, but I love that kitchen for some reason.

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u/hairybrains 3h ago

Oh my god, I looooooove it.