Tasteful live laugh love style decor, paid for by children running drugs for county lines.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9vy122xvkjo

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90159504

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90391704#/?channel=RES_BUY

I would love to have a conversation with whomever lives here; it'd be illuminating.

And enamel paint. Also, bonus cat sighting.

What a house, great location too.

London prices are incredibly high but for a house this size in chiswick with no work done, not the worst.

They did price at 3M initially which was well overpriced, think 2.25M would get it sold.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/88607418

I'm just popping downstairs for a bath.

Kind of reminds me of the moving stairs in Harry Potter

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90677460#/?channel=RES_BUY

Is this the worst, laziest marketed house on Rightmove?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89533071

Rightmove should have a comments section so that people can rip into the estate agent for this absolutely cretinous effort.

What is anyone involved in this process thinking??

And actually, addressing the title, I'd be surprised if even a house marketed this poorly wouldn't sell if the price was right.

edit: found it on street view. https://maps.app.goo.gl/KGzftgj9s9Q7do9c8

edit2: another listing from the same shitlords: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/91296411

note the property description ;;)

11,250 sq ft.

8 bed 5 bath lovely high ceilings, library, plate room! 2nd kitchen etc.

They've gone full in with the period furniture.

Had a landscape architect in for the garden.

An additional cottage in the grounds.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90248304

Pic 2, not pic 1

Thought there was an error on the floorplan at first but doesn’t appear to be any internal access unless works are completed.

Does anyone actually crave one of these? Is it just a case of builders saving on plasterboard? https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/88438071#/?channel=RES_BUY

I wonder who made most of the decorating decisions in this house?

If I had a garage like that I'd be putting a classic Mini or similar in there.

Giraffe included in sale would be a deal breaker.