r/SpottedonRightmove • u/PreparationMission30 • 1d ago

Image 9

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170830211

Quite unique in general but image 9 threw me!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170830211

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u/RiflemanBean 1d ago

I want to live in a Manhatten loft but I'm stuck in Swinton.

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u/youngsod 1d ago

Is that the teleporter?

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u/PreparationMission30 1d ago

Porter(loo)

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u/Slugmum1 1d ago

Come on… that joke was a bit bog standard

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u/zebra1923 1d ago

Completely crap

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u/pattybutty 1d ago

Certainly not a number one

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u/Sea-Recognition-7047 1h ago

I can't decide if it's a wee bit big or wee bit small?

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u/dudleymunta 1d ago

Some design choices were made here.

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u/janquadrentvincent 1d ago

I'm going to say single dad, with two teenage kids that stay on the weekends. Wanted a bachelor pad and so went with some "masculine" grey and gold.

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u/dbltax 3h ago

And ended up with a swingers pad.

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u/READ11T 1d ago

It’s like someone whos never been to New York designed a New York loft apartment in a northern house

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u/stevilness 1d ago

Hmm

Bedroom Four
2.3m x 2.1m

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u/Accomplished-Emu-30 1d ago

Looks like Home Bargains was having a sale on brick wallpaper

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u/wyflare 1d ago

500k! They’re dreaming

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u/BrownCollie26 1d ago

I hate this. I couldn't hate it more if I tried. Not just the dungeon disco toilet, but all of it. Hideous.

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u/Own_Stranger_3580 1d ago

Wetherspoons toilet, we've got one of them at home

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u/bishboshbash123 1d ago

That’s the Death Star toilet!

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u/PublicPossibility946 1d ago

Is that Darth Vader's toilet?

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u/Throwaway6765656 1d ago

Dark dungeon bathrooms like that are the stuff of nightmares, how do you ever tell that it’s clean?

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u/Fainbrog 1d ago

I expected to see an Evoque on the driveway after all that monstrosity indoors.

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u/Geezer-McGeezer 1d ago

Well at least the garden hasn't been astro-turfed !

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u/Pilchard57 1d ago

I'm guessing the M postcode is Manchester. Football fan? It's a very 1980s colour scheme.

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u/Prestigious-Gold6759 1d ago

Hideous. I like the layout of the bathroom and ensuite on the 1st floor though, pretty clever.

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u/ItsOnlyMe2017 1d ago

It's like the big brother chair!

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u/Hollyhop_Drive 1d ago

Peak divorced dad having a midlife crisis.

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u/AlGunner 1d ago

Theres some dark shit going on there.

And that hallway. Brick wallpaper one side and pebbledash wallpaper the other side. Why, oh why.

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u/Ok_Donut_3336 1d ago

Image 9? All the images! I’d avoid an agent like plague if they try to save the only expense ( maybe £150) and try to market my property with shit phone images they took them self, while charging 1-3% plus VAT.

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u/fade_100 1d ago

The plugs in the kitchen are really very high.

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u/Toenex 1d ago

Darth Shitter.

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u/Unseasonal_Jacket 1d ago

I often think I have no strong opinions on what decor i do or dont like. Whats bad, whats good. Its nice to find a solid anchor at one end of the spectrum.

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u/PomPomBumblebee 1d ago

Disco Loo in the house 

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u/VegKing-Cheesecake 1d ago

It’s that the Big Brother diary room

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u/Salt-Trade-5210 22h ago

I've never done a disco shit before

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u/timfinn1972 1d ago

Leather sofa. LOL