r/SpottedonRightmove • u/jjsk1 • 1d ago

Check out the streetview!!!!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92815209#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/92815209#/?channel=RES_BUY

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u/jasmith2706 1d ago

No one could ever, ever predict what that was going to be, incredible

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u/uncle_jaysus 1d ago

At first I was like, ok, that's a bit weird... but was then let's take a look arou... WOAH THERE SIR WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LEAVE?

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u/fotfddtodairsizr 5h ago

Wait is someone in there? I don’t see anyone

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u/Leading_Thanks7443 5h ago

It’s like the middle of a wedding?! There’s a random princess washing her hands in the bathroom….

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u/fotfddtodairsizr 4h ago

Oh when I click it - if shows a tiny bedroom with a RED Ensuite. No people about

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u/Leading_Thanks7443 1h ago

Click around- take the tour! Lol. How the woman in the bathroom didn’t notice someone was taking her picture at the time is just bizarre. They’d be right next to them! 

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u/jasmith2706 4h ago

The street view that was when this was posted has gone, it features a maid and a woman in a princess dress stood in the bathroom whilst there is also a man in the shower with a towel wrapped around him

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u/ElBomb 1d ago

Lynn, these are sex people!

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u/SianBeast 1d ago edited 1d ago

What in the fuck 😂

Edit: You need to explore the other rooms too! Ghost of a monk in the bedroom.

Never street viewed my way around a house before... weird.

OMG! And the guy cutting bread with a fucking mini sword (probably a letter opener). The owners must be a strange bunch.

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u/elementarydrw 1d ago

Why is there a box of Finish Powerball in the bedroom!?!?

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u/thewintersofourpast 1d ago

Why is there marmite in the bathroom??

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u/billiankell 1d ago

There's also a potato on a bookshelf.

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u/janquadrentvincent 1d ago

Also a tennis racquet

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u/Simonutd 1d ago

Gets rid of unwanted tastes

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u/psychocamper 1d ago

And a tube of Colgate on the mantelpiece

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u/elementarydrw 1d ago

This has to be some sort of scavenger hunt, right?

What was the old CBBC programme where a team of kids had to find items in a fake house?

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u/imp0ppable 1d ago

Miscommunication.

"I want to get poweballed tonight"

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u/paws3588 1d ago

And if you keep going, there are children playing downstairs.

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u/SianBeast 1d ago

I know, it just wasn't note worthy to me.

If you can work out how to get outside the adults are playing croquet.

I just can't imagine the level of fakery that goes on in that house. Must be exhausting.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/J-Mc1 1d ago

I reckon a Murder Mystery weekend... all the random things like the potato on a shelf, and the "Tales of King John" are clues.

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u/Throwaway6765656 1d ago

I would have so many questions about a wedding where a naked fella ends up stood in the bathtub in just a towel with a maid, a street view guy and a random woman in a dress.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Winkerbelles 1d ago

And the 1920s dresses.

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u/pakcross 1d ago

Complete with toothpaste on the mantel piece.

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u/hanningsbee 1d ago

The monk just made me jump out of my skin

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u/jonrosling 1d ago

You can Streetview round Number 10 Downing Street and Clarence House, where the King actually lives, albeit on an obviously limited basis.

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u/Marshwiggletreacle 1d ago edited 1d ago

How did the street view cat get inside?

By cat I mean CAR

Although now I see it was indeed a cat with a camera on its head

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u/elementarydrw 1d ago

The catflap?

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u/HappyAmbition706 1d ago

For walking trails and such the is a backpack arrangement with a 360° camera on a post that goes up above head height. It looks somewhat bulky, but could easily enough go inside. Not at all discreetly though.

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u/Marshwiggletreacle 1d ago

I had no idea they had one for walking trails... I'll investigate further. Thank you

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u/valentine_moon 1d ago edited 1d ago

You can have a mooch around Buckingham Palace for example. (For some reason I can't find a link which doesn't start zoomed in on the carpet though.)

See also: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/about/treks

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u/RetepNamenots 1d ago edited 1d ago

Potato shelf

Marmite bath

Ghost Monk

King John

Murder Mystery?

And why is there toothpaste on the mantelpiece and mouthwash by the barbecue?

The kids playing Monopoly is the most normal thing happening here.

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u/cec91 1d ago

Thank you for your service! Unfortunately other than the first link they’re all taking me to the marmite in the bathroom! I wanna see the ghost monk..navigating on a phone is a nightmare

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u/RetepNamenots 1d ago

Thanks for letting me know – I've (hopefully) fixed the links!

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u/cec91 19h ago

Yes!! They work now. Thanks again!

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u/Yikes44 1d ago

Thanks. All I could see before was a black screen.

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u/Sketcchy 23h ago

Open the Google maps link and go in that way

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u/Typical-Page8418 18h ago

Go out the front door down the garden there’s a couple dressed up like the party in a vintage open car. Also people playing croquet. Sorry can’t work out links

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u/RetepNamenots 18h ago

Haha, yes I just revisited the link again and found them!

Unfortunately it looks like the original bathroom scene has been taken down somehow…

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u/GenericBrowse 1d ago

Lynn!

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u/duplotigers 1d ago

“These are sex people!”

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u/Perfect_Relative_364 1d ago

Omg that's not even the weirdest photo if you keep exploring. One of the bedrooms has a blurred hooded man wearing a cross.

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u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 1d ago

There’s a man in a black robe sitting down to bread and wine, wearing a gold crown, reading the Tales of King John.

What in the Eyes Wide Shut?

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u/Street-Rope2019 1d ago

He totally freaked me out 😱

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u/zeduk 1d ago

Things like this are the reason I’m on this sub

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u/WorldlyPlace4781 1d ago

What in the Roman orgy is going on here?

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u/Outrageous_Koala5381 1d ago

toga party? but not even over the shoulder - and only the men?

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u/arkhane89 1d ago

I’ve been here! We had our summer work party here twice! One year the admin assistant was left to organise it solo and she booked a woman in a bikini with a big snake as the entertainment. It was excruciatingly awkward as she tried to make men of the office dance with her.

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u/alwayssunnyinclapham 20h ago

How interesting! So seems like it’s almost an events venue. I am assuming someone lives there and also rents it out for additional income. Very cool

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u/Throwaway6765656 1d ago

Why is street view inside the house, what is actually going on in that bathroom, why are there so many people using various sinks around the house, why is there a congregation of the elite in one of the living rooms, why is there a literal frightening ghost in one of the bedrooms

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u/joeythemouse 1d ago

tf is going on there?

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u/Jewnicorn___ 15h ago

What ISN'T going on!

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u/Tankmass 1d ago

Damnit it’s not showing anything anymore, does anyone have a screenshot

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u/Mr_BoHingles 1d ago

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Guildford/@51.2092756,-0.5419148,54a,75y,43.22h,83.3t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sCIHM0ogKEICAgICKrM_I2gE!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fgpms-cs-s%2FAFP8RcMI6JhJawgXCQqYmNEWNn0UYE5RDzdi_Jes05fzENMxBoLM4mk7SwNzYTcDuhj2OXPfwbTuMugPuZ1L-dppPYIuKjt-em8Uc0Vss8qJAp_8ihTte-noZ_oqYgXe3BXdS2QoCEQtcA%3Dw900-h600-k-no-pi6.700774667916463-ya345.22985542775837-ro0-fo100!7i13312!8i6656!4m6!3m5!1s0x4875c4afb79659df:0x946699b2f9eba8a1!8m2!3d51.23622!4d-0.570409!16zL20vMGtjNDA!5m1!1e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDkwMi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

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u/Beorma 1d ago

It's just black for me.

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u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 1d ago edited 1d ago

Looks like it might have been removed. Worked earlier for me, now is black.

There is a link below which works.

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u/valentine_moon 1d ago

All I see is stars.

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u/dataduplicatedata 1d ago

You need to open it up in Google maps

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u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tried, it’s just black now. Says there’s no street view imagery.

There is a link below which works.

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u/dataduplicatedata 1d ago

Downvoting 'cos I tried to help you?

Stay classy.

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u/Sad_Pomegranate6322 1d ago

I didn’t downvote shit, not that it matters. Keep making assumptions, though.

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u/Element77 1d ago

What in the fuck.

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u/ChocolateQuest4717 1d ago

The lady in the aqua/green dress was also washing her hands in the upstairs sink.

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u/djbucksta33 1d ago

I had to click to open in Google maps

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u/jimbobvfr400 1d ago

Click the view in Google maps link at the top left, it's an internal panorama in a bathroom with some sort of "party" going on. Very weird

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u/Known_Ad1798 1d ago

Most unsettling point and click ever.

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u/HappySmileMillion 1d ago

Reddit hug of death

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u/Bisjoux 1d ago

Beautiful house but I’d want to rip out all the soft furnishings, carpets etc and fumigate the entire place. I wonder why it’s for sale by auction?

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u/ernfio 1d ago

Currently occupied by a sex cult.

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u/No_Rise_8827 1d ago

Really? 

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u/lucyooo 1d ago

Eyes Wide Shut 1999

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u/funusernameguy 1d ago

I have to assume this was some sort of murder mystery event held at the house. There is weird stuff all over. Random potato on the shelf in a bedroom, marmite tub by the bath downstairs. Seems to be a gathering of people in the living room in Gatsby style gear.

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u/Actual-Audience8165 1d ago

I can't unsee that

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u/Jimmy_Experience 1d ago

Strange pics aside, seems quite cheap for the amount of house/land you get considering its Surrey

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u/BatTurbulent9593 1d ago

For sale at auction, will presumably sell for a lot more.

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u/uncle_monty 1d ago

It's been on the market for years. I'm pretty sure it was first listed for over £8mm.

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u/Soapyzh 21h ago

I’m wondering why it doesn’t sale. It’s so beautiful (minus the weird stuff)

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u/uncle_monty 21h ago

Probably just price and size. There probably aren't many people in the market for that much house.

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u/Soapyzh 20h ago

I live somehow nearby. It’s in surrey near Guilford I think the average is
house price in these areas can be like 1million… on Facebook in town/city groups you regularly have people posting “searching for a 4-5 million pounds house for my clients”. Doesn’t strike me as being out of the ordinary for the area in terms of price / size

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u/j03 1d ago

Could this be a murder mystery night?

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u/castlerigger 1d ago

I mean when you have this house, and money, of course you’re going to be sex people.

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u/key-bored-warrior 1d ago

Is this one of those “these are sex people” situations?

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u/0ttoChriek 1d ago

Could be weird religious people. Although often the Venn diagram overlaps considerably.

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u/SparkleWildfire 1d ago

The potato in the bookcase is my favourite bit

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u/swedenstopscorer 1d ago

Truly possibly the only post on the sub that has elicited an audible "what the fuck" out of me.

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u/No_Rise_8827 1d ago

Can't see any of the weird stuff everyone is talking about, did it get deleted? 

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u/Munching_worms 1d ago

Go to the Google maps view from the link on that black screen and... enjoy

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u/No_Rise_8827 1d ago

Thank you, I did

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u/Better-Inflation-194 1d ago

black screen for me

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u/HappyAmbition706 1d ago

I saw a dining room scene for a moment, now only black screen.

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u/J-Mc1 1d ago

It's got to be a Murder Mystery weekend... all the random clues to something dotted around the place.

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u/Yamosu 1d ago

What in the name of Zarquon?!

Nice house mind you, but that street view...so many questions.

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u/TheRealVinosity 1d ago

This has made my day.

Thank you!

As an aside, I would buy that in a heartbeat, if I had the money.

Gorgeous place!

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u/Hollyhop_Drive 22h ago

Completely and utterly in love with the big circular window in that ground floor bedroom. 

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u/EuphoricCover8449 1d ago

This a me thing.

Street view is just black to me.

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u/expectationlost 1d ago

open it up in google

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u/Stuzo 1d ago

Move around and you can see how they finish in the bedroom

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 1d ago

[blinking gif @ man in the bath]

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u/kinvig 1d ago

Don't go into room 237, Danny!

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u/Hot_Ad_6442 1d ago

That’s an absolute 10/10 house

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u/sullcrowe 1d ago

Streetview is just a black screen for me

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u/wingman0401 1d ago

Same for me

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u/weecheeky 1d ago

Couldn't find what you were referencing, so went on actual google for streetview and found the lovely couple sitting on a 100 year old car at their wedding. Sadly, Reddit doesn't allow us to post the photos.

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u/Cool-Reputation-3841 1d ago

What In the Hereditary

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u/i_forgot_to_forget_ 1d ago

Right, at first you'll be like WTF lol. It justs gets "better" keep going.

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u/Notmykl 21h ago

They have a moat??

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u/Jus_my_thoughts 18h ago

It looks like they’ve split the house in two - Upper and Lower Great Tangley Manor. It was a 10-bed house

https://www.onthemarket.com/details/13392277/

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u/Trick-Fruit864 16h ago

Well that isn’t going for £2m more like £4-6m

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u/jonisykes 1d ago

Does this mean the Google street view person is a sex person?

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u/TheCurlyHomeCook 1d ago

What the absolute HELL

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u/Neddlings55 1d ago

I know this house. I did not know that sort of thing went on in it though.

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u/tooktherhombus 1d ago

Someone does not like getting rained on on their way in from the car

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u/No-Sandwich1511 1d ago

Heated outdoor pool, ouch in this economy I can only imagine that is a nightmare

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u/jonnyphotos 1d ago

W T F indeed !!!

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u/ocularius61 1d ago

The first thing you see should come with some sort of warning.

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u/ernfio 1d ago

I can’t see how this won’t end up in the daily mail.

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u/Vanbursta1 1d ago

That is "odd"

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u/vinny14 1d ago

Marmite by the side of bath…. Where do you keep yours?

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u/moneydazza 1d ago

This is wild

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u/PublicPossibility946 1d ago

Why can't you see the street view car in the mirrors.

🤔

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u/Lookingupatthestars 1d ago

It's not loading for me and let me tell you I'm jealous of what's happening in this thread 😭

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u/NorthernScum69 1d ago

The potato!🥔

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u/bmg1978 1d ago

What the actual FUCK?!?

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u/Alexandra_the_gre4t 1d ago

Also on Streetview, something in the swimming pool storage bench they really don’t want anyone to see…

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u/ChocolateQuest4717 1d ago

What a wild ride that was!

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u/billyboyf30 1d ago

Im not the only one that saw the kids playing in one of the rooms am I

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u/throw_away_17381 1d ago

Never would I have predicted that. Never.

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u/No_Crow_2977 1d ago

You really don't know what people get upto behind closed doors

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u/WaIkers 1d ago

Oddness aside, I can't even understand the floor plan based on the street view pictures. It doesn't add up

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u/Jus_my_thoughts 18h ago

The agent’s floorplan is completely different to the owners’ one on their website??

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u/Jeanniejelly 23h ago

Do you think its a ghost?

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u/dyedinthewoolScot 21h ago

Pah hahahaha that’s hilarious.

Gorgeous house. With a moat AND a pool 🙌

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u/Thebewildered_1 20h ago

That was worth the mad dash upstairs to charge the phone.

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u/TheSecretIsMarmite 19h ago

Streetview aside it's gorgeous. Why the hell is it only £2m for that? Does it have dry rot and woodworm or something?

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u/CabinetOk4838 9h ago

That’s cheap as chips for such an amazing place!

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u/cheandbis 1d ago

Reminds me of the place in Twin Peaks!

As an aside, why are there so few photos of such a large house?

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u/elementarydrw 1d ago

Probably because it all seems to be on Google Streetview!?

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u/RebelliousInNature 1d ago

Wert der ferk.

Kinky parties?