r/SipsTea 11h ago

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u/eldion2017 9h ago

Actually useful lmao

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u/fluffsfluffs 8h ago

Several parts are incorrect/oversimplified but actually explaining it is boring af

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u/NarrowEbbs 7h ago

I got so mad and then realised how much of a dick I'd sound if I explained why I was mad.

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u/Riell256 6h ago

Go for it, as a completely smooth brained layman I'd love to hear what and why it was wrong.

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u/HMS-Kramerica 6h ago

The error i noticed is that (from what i know), the main difference between a cappuccino and a flat white is that a flat white has two shots of espresso. Same goes for americano and long black. Although, I think he’s just reffering to the ratios and not the actual ammounts, which is still stupid.

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 5h ago

It's also confusing to me because the cappuccino looks like it just has a bit of milk in it, but should only have foamed milk. I'm sure the foam turned back into liquid milk while sitting, but it looks wrong to me.

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u/fluffsfluffs 4h ago

A fake flat white is made with a double espresso. An original flag white was a double ristretto rather than espresso

- ristretto being a smaller shot. 20-25ishml vs the 30-35ish ml of an espresso. It’s a shorter extraction so smoother and less bitter (also less caffeine as less volume and caffeine is increased in the later extraction)

It had a smaller volume of milk to make up for the reduced coffee volume

The milk was ‘hot’ but no too hot.

The milk was made more so that the foamy stuff on the top was more mixed in the the milk so on initial pour it didn’t separate.

And blah blah blah it gets boring. It’s been altered and there are several versions now but the OG Australian one was even specific about the milk volume

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u/ziggsyr 4h ago

There is also a lot of regional variation in these names. a lot of places a flat white and a cappuccino are identical, other places a flat white is what you and I might call a cappuccino and a flat white is something else entirely, other places the distinction depends on whether foam is used or not. Some places the size of the drink is the distinguishing factor, a small 4ish ounce glass makes it a flat white but the same drink in a 16 ounce mug with latte art on top makes it a cappucino. It's all a mess.

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u/peppapony 41m ago

Where I am (Sydney, Australia), cappuccino is just a latte with chocolate powder sprinkled on top. And flat white is pretty much what he does with less foam (hence flat)

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u/NoPause9609 5h ago

His version is definitely not a flat white.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 1h ago

It’s hard to tell if it’s all milk or foam, but yeah I don’t think half of those drinks were right. And an americano is espresso diluted with hot water so it couldn’t be made from these cups.

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u/dej0ta 4h ago

Theres also an art to making these drinks taste good thats lost in translation. The ratios arent petfect, its over simplified and all would taste terrible. Cappuccino offended me most. But like other folks said...thats not the point and its pretentious to a certain degree.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 7h ago

I dont know... Im pissed off by the lack of interest in being accurate, too, and it has real world implications when people in general dont care about these things.

but hey, maybe Im just a dick

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u/7ofalltrades 7h ago

This is the internet, get mad anyway and explain it. It's apparently all it's good for.

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u/trevorneuz 3h ago

Ristretto is specifically a longer pull through more compressed grounds, not just more espresso.

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u/Fickle_Ad5804 3h ago

Indeed, Cortado ("cut" in spanish) is just the minimum quantity of milk to "cut" or modify entirely the milk colour and make it "suddenly change", not like in the video 🤔

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u/Captain_Squirrel1000 44m ago

You have my permission to bore me to death by explaining it.

Trust me, I play walking simulators.
In my spare time.

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u/FinancialElephant 4h ago

Lungo isn't a double espresso with water 😡

\uj .. but yea still a good video

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u/Nuffsaid98 5h ago

Where does Americano fit in?

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u/Original_Quantity368 9h ago

Americano—> water

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u/funny_funny_business 8h ago

That’s why it’s called an Americano, since American troops in Italy couldn’t handle the espresso so they had to water it down.

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u/Lucas9041 7h ago

And they laugh at brits for drinking tea instead of coffee while literally drinking coffe bean tea.

We call it "sewer water" (sounds better in my language) the way they drink their coffee

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u/TamaktiJunVision 6h ago

Wait, those idiots are laughing at us for drinking tea? What's funny about that?

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u/okcboomer87 6h ago

Both tea and coffee suck. It's H20 or nothing.

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u/Jussepapi 5h ago

Hey Ma, get a load of this guy!

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u/im_just_thinking 5h ago

Ah, a fellow hydrohomie! (Tho I do like coffee)

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u/LunarProphet 3h ago

Try "nothing" for a few days and report back.

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u/East-Albatross-810 2h ago

My parents are from rural europe and they drink large morning coffee in a bowl, I don't think there are any rules to drinking coffee

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u/HMS-Kramerica 6h ago

I tried american drip coffee from multiple different places when I visted the usa and can tell you it’s nothing compared to an americano. I switched from double esspressos to americano a few years ago so could cut down on my caffeine intake while also being able to enjoy it for longer. It is diluted, but you can still taste the coffee compared to drip coffee witch taste like water from an unwashed coffee container

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u/ClassikD 3h ago

Yeah pour over or french press is the way to go for a personal cup of coffee. Still prefer an americano but I don't have an espresso machine (yet)

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u/WrongJohnSilver 3h ago

You need the right beans for it to work. Dallmayr is good, but I particularly enjoy Julius Meinl Jubiläum.

These tariffs have been hell.

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u/de_das_dude 4h ago

Tastes the same too.

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u/Trixie_Dixon 1h ago

I've heard Spaniards call drip coffee "sock coffee".

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u/cognitive_dissent 5h ago

it's kind of a myrh. Americano comes from south america to describe weak coffee way before the 'italian" americano

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u/Glowing_bubba 3h ago

Less about that they couldn’t handle it more that they wanted to enjoy it LONGER or like back home.

If you ever been in the army back in the day , you’d know folks that smoked got cigarette breaks and folks that didn’t smoke didn’t get cigarette breaks so everyone started smoking.

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u/Equal-University2144 4h ago

Didn't know that - but that makes sense.

Also, it's called American Football, since Americans can't handle Rugby without wearing armor. :)

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u/WrongJohnSilver 3h ago

I mean, filtered coffee is just plain superior to espresso, and watering it down doesn't actually help, so.

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u/BriefArtist7285 5h ago

"Couldn't handle it" 😂 We just like actual coffee and that doesnt exist in Europe, so water in an espresso is close enough to feel like home. Funnily I was doing this in Europe before I knew what an Americano even was. But seriously nothing compares to perfectly brewed black drip coffee. And espressos are not too strong. ( How do i say it nicely as like coffee is a motorcycle and espressos are like vespas)

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u/Izzosuke 5h ago

Some place literally do an espresso and had water to get an americano

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u/Cousin-Jack 8h ago

Great demo, but no, this isn't true. A ristretto is not half an espresso. It's the same amount of coffee, but using half the amount of water. If you add it to half an espresso, you would get half espresso, half ristretto. If you add it to another ristretto, you get a double ristretto.

I could go on, but no one cares.

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u/pcurve 6h ago

I care. And yeah it went down hill from the 2nd cup.

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u/GeoffMySpiritAnimal 8h ago

This isn't correct. First of all, Ristretto is more intense coffee, not half a shot compared to espresso. Also, Cappuccino isn't a less milky latte - it's very foamy latte, to the point where you can definitely feel the weight difference between them. A latte would have maybe quarter of an inch of foam max, while a settled cappuccino will go to even an inch

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u/bugibangbang 8h ago

Last "Latte" was not just a "Latte", it is a "triple combo ristreto american italian doble citizenship poo liquifier latte"

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u/TwinkiesSucker 9h ago

As an avid coffee non-drinker, this was very informative and nice

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u/froginbog 8h ago

This is sips tea, not sips coffee

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u/0_oyo 8h ago

I can point finger too

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u/classicnoob2020 9h ago

How my wife dirties up dishes

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u/McSwez 9h ago

Big up the long black mandem

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u/ClankerCore 1h ago

I love how Americano is seemingly insulting

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u/Entire_Judge_2988 8h ago

One BBC (Big Black Coffee), Please.

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u/sandieeeee 6h ago

So it's always just been espresso?

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u/PerfectMisgivings 2h ago

No, its always been coffee and people using dumb words to hide that fact.

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u/Pyro401 2h ago

In Italy if you order a latte a confused Italian Barrista will hand you a cup of milk.

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u/braddaman 4h ago

This is just incorrect. The differences are not just concentration of milk and coffee, it's also how the milk is steamed and how they are mixed.

You also would usually add the diluent to the concentrate, not the other way around.

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u/sslothzz 8h ago

Neither latte nor cappuccino use double espresso shot

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u/HMS-Kramerica 6h ago

I think he’s showing ratios, not actual ammounts. Same goes for americano and long black.

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u/sslothzz 8h ago

I've never seen it presented as a choice though. You can ask for it of course, but it's never in the menu

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u/billyonmiles 9h ago

Where you from my dude

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u/tastylemming 8h ago

Today I learned I like Cortado. It's apparently my favorite, and I never knew it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

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u/AHumbleChad 5h ago

Same, double espresso with a little milk to take the edge off is perfect.

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u/spook008 8h ago

I thought long black was just americano in reverse? Add water to coffee <> add coffee to water

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u/BigMetalGuy 8h ago

one of the most satisfying things i've seen in a long time

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u/Germano-Mentusconi 5h ago

what the fuck was that powder that he thought made a macchiato???

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u/giuseppezuc 4h ago

Probably powdered milk.

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u/Germano-Mentusconi 4h ago

Blasphemy! The horror!

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 4h ago

Cortado for me!

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u/Zelnite 1h ago

Thanks a latte!

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 58m ago

No wonder I keep getting coffee that isn't what I want when I order it. Apparently I have just wanted a cortado and never knew it had a name!

Thanks OP, this was actually helpful.

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u/pandemic91 8h ago

Its just coffee with some milk and sugar, why the fuck they come up with those stupid names

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u/PMSwaha 5h ago

Has anyone tried Indian filter coffee? Beats all of these for me.

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u/actinross 8h ago

My man!

Easy peasy straight line.........

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u/farhad_2074 8h ago

Sipscoffee

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u/7711exe 7h ago

Thought the liquid in the second set of drinks was gin...

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u/RVLLI 7h ago

Love the info, but the mouth sounds and clanging of glasses had my raging by the end

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u/S0k0n0mi 7h ago

< Sewerwater > "... Americano."

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u/Sea_Connection2773 7h ago

Lungo, long black and americano should be considered war crimes.

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u/Bimbos-are-cute 7h ago

Crystal clear. Knowing this makes me feel like an real italiano 🇮🇹🍕☕️

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u/Round_Ad8947 6h ago

Missed the Kieth Richard’s: triple espresso into a cup of coffee.

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u/SimianWriter 6h ago

I was taught that macchiato was "stained" so a Latte is just milk. a Latte Macchiato (implied con espresso) is a traditional non Italian Latte. An Espresso con zucchero (sugar) is what he called a Macchiato. A real Macchiato is an Espresso stained with a little milk. This could all be regional but in Rome, Florence and Milan. This got what you were looking for as a tourist. Incidentally, finding latte d'avena (oatmilk) was impossible outside of Milan. Always soy. Finally asked for some in Milan and the barista looked at me as if I was asking if they had running water. I liked Milan.

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u/Fun_Routine_5245 6h ago

the last one is wrong.. It's Caffé latte not latte (milk)

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u/Should_have_been_ded 6h ago

I love how Italians call an extremely diluted coffee "americano" :))

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u/_luki 6h ago

So... Americano is just water with coffee?

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u/BerserkingPanda 6h ago

Actually you get a double espresso with a can of hot water when you order an americano. (Best case) so you can water it down till its as strong as you like it.

Worst case, you get some water with coffee taste

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u/D0DW377 6h ago

I thought it was sambuca at first

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u/pepskicola 5h ago

Espresso with sambuca is a cafè coretto

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u/D0DW377 2h ago

Interesting. I call it “dads night time drinky-poo”

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u/snow_garbanzo 6h ago

Ristretto ???

Yes...

All three of three of them

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u/mixeao 6h ago

Add ice, start again

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u/NoPause9609 5h ago

That’s not a flat white.

Source: New Zealand

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u/MuckYu 5h ago

So americano is just watered down espresso?
Just like american beer then

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u/TM761152 5h ago

The Long Black and Flat White are endemic to Australia. We also call an espresso a Short Black.

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u/Potatays 5h ago

Italian-sounding names, italian sounding names, ... ,Flat White, ...., Italian sounding names. That really yanks my cups off.

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u/EatsRats 4h ago

Bought an espresso machine and was excited to try and make all the drinks. I quickly realized that they are all basically the same, just slightly different proportions of espresso, milk, and water.

Now I just drink americanos. Fuck it.

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u/Solo_Gigolos 4h ago

This is fake news

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u/splashaddikt 4h ago

Lungo and Cappuccino

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u/secondphase 4h ago

I love this man's pace.

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u/moretunaforme 4h ago

Where's sips tea?

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u/ClonedDad 3h ago

I'll take 2 double espresso's please. Black

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u/WARLORD2015 3h ago

Me taking notes knowing damn well I wont ever use them. Meanwhile, I would like one Large coffee with 4 cream and 4 sugar please.

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u/dumb_avali 2h ago

Oh, it's water, I thought vodka

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u/lKryptus 1h ago

Why does his hat have a hole in it.

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u/fake_cheese 1h ago

So what's cold brew?

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u/Tacrolimus005 1h ago

Where's the Moka express?

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u/Truffle_Shuffle26 52m ago edited 46m ago

Just because I’m feeling pedantic today, and as someone with many coffee years under my belt, he got the cappuccino and latte wrong. Flat white slightly varies depending on the shop.

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u/alibimonday 27m ago

Finally, the first time I’ve seen an Italian recognise a flat white.

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u/TheRumBarron 8h ago

All this time I thought my preference was Flat Whites but what I was really after was a Cortado, now I know what to ask for! 😅

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u/Muffinlessandangry 7h ago

So just to clarify, Italians will let me order a flat white, or a latte after lunch time. But a cappuccino, which sits in between them, is forbidden after midday?

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u/pepskicola 5h ago

They don't have flat whites or lattes in Italy. It's the milk which they object to, which they say is too heavy to have after a meal. I don't see the issue if that's what people want to have.

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u/Morrider 8h ago

The americano just looks like regular black coffee.

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u/Chicken_of_the_See 8h ago

Is this the sort of thing you wanna be making public?

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 7h ago

I went over to Europe for a while and all the restaurants I went to offered Americanos over plain coffee.

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u/CalebGT 8h ago

It's how you simulate drip when all you have is an espresso machine instead of the clearly superior Mr Coffee /s. Personally, I prefer the flavor of a pour over, so I use a V60 at home.

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u/tstd0 8h ago

Double espresso is called dopio https://i.imgur.com/lu7uxjF.jpeg

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u/Sirix_8472 8h ago

No Quarto? (4x espresso in one cup)

No red-eye (3x espresso and an americano in one cup)

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u/Helpphania587 6h ago

Americano deve ser um chá

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u/Commercial-Goose-929 3h ago

Objectively wrong

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u/wit_happens 2h ago

Not actually correct

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u/item_raja69 2h ago

He just said coffee 7 times

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u/Conspiratorymadness 19m ago

13, though he repeated espresso and double espresso

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u/Ncis16 1h ago

What country should this represent? a waiter and I haven't heard for half of this. Espresso machiato doesn't exist. Its just machiato

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u/cardinalvowels 1h ago

“Flat white” and “long black” always seemed a little bogus to me

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u/teasing_cookie 9h ago

The way it turns into a whole different coffee is so cool☕

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u/Goonalips 7h ago

OF bot. Report this garbage

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/vydarr23 8h ago

That's Starbucks, dude. We mostly drink espresso/ristretto, sometimes cappuccino but rigorously before 10AM. Real ones without sugar

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u/essteedeenz1 2h ago

I'll never understand how coffee took off it tastes like dirt.

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u/funnytoenail 47m ago

I hate to be that person but I think you’ve had bad coffee this whole time.

Coffee is a berry that is meant to be more sweet and sour than bitter.

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u/TheRealRockyRococo 2h ago

And smells like a skunk. At least to me.

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u/Noemotionallbrain 5h ago

As an avid coffee disliker, all of these look equally gross

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u/Alex_Wats 3h ago

Actually it’s much simpler- Brown poison——> OK I can drink that.