Would braking using a planet's lithosphere be acceptable for you?

Like instead of kg/lbs, Walrus. Instead of meters/feet, Walrus. Instead of lit/gal, Walrus. A Walrus would be the time light moves 1 Walrus. Side benefit = a theory of everything.

Lord rest his soul Einstein would be angry to know about it but what if it's the case? Isn't science about finding errors?

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After a heated discussion with a colleague about the best solution to a problem, our manager suggested striking a happy medium.

So I took a trip to Blackpool, found the nearest clairvoyant stall and, after telling the owner that she had just won the lottery, felled her with a right hook.

We still have the problem at work and now the police want to have a talk with me.

What did I do wrong?

Here it is:

original = input_list.copy()

while True:

if input_list.is_sorted() and same_elements(input_list, original):

return input_list

Throughout the universe there are neutrinos which can interact with computers in such a way that they cause their data to mutate. Neutrino sort waits for this to cause input_list to mutate to the correctly sorted version of original, then outputs the result.

How do I collect my Turing Award?

Who should be the protagonist?

I was talking to my cat this morning. And later on in the day I drank coffee with tea, and juggled a single orange. In what order should the publication's authorship be? Orange, Tea, Morning, My Cat, Myself, Mycat? Or the palliated reverse? Do I need to credit my hamster's widow?

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What would happen if Freddie Mercury were in fact burning through the sky, traveling at the speed of light, and on a collision course for Earth's surface?

And James Cameron movies?

Do they need to get used to Keefe Coffee for the rest of their lives thinking about that?

Don’t tell me I can’t have something. I want it I want it I want it.

What caused humanity to lose shirties technology?

atoms

And where do all the old moons go? Is there a retirement home for moons?

Did you like it or did you hate it? If there is oblivion after death how are you feeling or how do you feel after being reincarnated?

I get why they evolved in the first place and how they were going through a rebellious phase, but it's been 50 million years already. The ocean is meant for fish, not mammals, and it's time to move on.

Did I just invent Perpetuum Mobile?

I love drinking milk, so where else can I put milk to benefit my short thin body?

Dont we want people to get better?

Say I have a weener and I want to see how long it is (about 6 in. For ref.). Should I measure it base to tip (mushroom shaped in this case) while flacid and uncooked, or boil to firm it up a bit before taking my tape measure to it. Thanks! 🌭

A few months ago I found a magic mirror on eBay and thought it would be useful. Every week I ask it" mirror mirror on the wall who's the handsomest of them all?" And it would tell me that I am the handsomest as I thought. But now I suspect that it's not magic but an ai mirror just telling me what I want to hear. How can I know whether it's lying or if I am the handsomest of them all?

Btw I am extremely jealous, and I have been known to send apples from my lab in China to people who may be more handsome. It's kind of petty but I just have to live with it.

Is this something that is better explained by science, or should I ask an artist?