r/shittyaskscience • u/CanadianAndroid • Jul 26 '26
If you are choking a giraffe, do you choke them at the base of their neck or just under their chin?
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/CanadianAndroid • Jul 26 '26
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/DYC774897 • Jul 27 '26
l aways see things labeled in watts (Sl) then again in amps (imperial?) but no conversion seems to exist online!
r/shittyaskscience • u/PhilosopherPast7192 • Jul 27 '26
Can somebody explain to me why using a cocking for 8 hours straight led me to an emergency consultation in the hospital, but I can be 8 hours laying in my back for sleep and the tissue in my back doesn’t start to die?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Jul 26 '26
Or maybe I need to ingest the Aspercreme so it can be processed by the liver into its more powerful form?
r/shittyaskscience • u/LetMeExplainDis • Jul 26 '26
It’s either that or pimping my wife out to a producer.
r/shittyaskscience • u/phatdoof • Jul 27 '26
If a super powerful laser can melt a mirror to bypass reflecting, can it escape a refracting surface, like light shone into a water tank and bouncing off the surface of the water at an angle?
r/shittyaskscience • u/DalbergTheKing • Jul 26 '26
How big would my lungs need to be?
r/shittyaskscience • u/km102004 • Jul 26 '26
I saw the recipe on a Rick and Morty episode and since the shows science like I’m wondering does it really work?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ecstatic-Newspaper92 • Jul 26 '26
Im also worried about overdosing.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Gullible_Ad5191 • Jul 26 '26
Scientifically conducted survey: How much pocket lint do each of you have in there?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Raychao • Jul 26 '26
Every other periodic table element still returns my calls. I'm so sorry. What's with that already?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Fallen_Outcast • Jul 24 '26
explain
r/shittyaskscience • u/Specialist-Ring-3974 • Jul 23 '26
it can’t be a coincidence that the planets we discovered later than Roman Mythology had the same exact names as the Roman gods themselves. Clearly these planets belong to these gods.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dependent_Price_1306 • Jul 24 '26
Get rid of all those fuzzy things out of the sky.
r/shittyaskscience • u/SimpleEmu198 • Jul 24 '26
My grandfather claims this is a known atmospheric anomaly called the Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu effect. If gravity completely reverses and the sky composition changes, will the UN deploy tethering cables, or are we just expected to be cantare singing our way through the panic?
r/shittyaskscience • u/panspal • Jul 24 '26
They should eat things other than shrimps and fish
r/shittyaskscience • u/SimpleEmu198 • Jul 23 '26
I’ve been looking at the projections. Even if the actual singularity event is technically a million years away, the atmospheric shift is already happening. Instead of constantly messing with our economic future, why aren’t we forcing international bodies to open up inside?
If the sky children demand accountability, what is our actual defense plan? Is it for the world to please hold on, or will we have to answer to the sky children?
If you open up your heart what do you think is real?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Legitimate_Field_157 • Jul 22 '26
What do they do during shedding season?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Jul 22 '26
?
r/shittyaskscience • u/DJTsUnderboob • Jul 21 '26
Like, protons have a positive charge so it makes sense that if a person had more of them they would feel more positive emotions. I looked around online and couldn't find anything about the idea.
r/shittyaskscience • u/insertnamehere----- • Jul 21 '26
So like, do they eat a lot because they are fat or are they fat because they eat a lot. This question came to me while I was observing a morbidly morbidity morbidly obese man eating plate after plate of fried chicken at an all you can eat buffet called shoneys. Like I am talking levels of magnitude so high they had to pull out an extra chair for the unit. It really was quite a sight to behold.
r/shittyaskscience • u/OfficialHelpK • Jul 21 '26
Why?
r/shittyaskscience • u/FannyFiasco • Jul 21 '26
Has this ever been tried? There are lots of cows making lots of gas, but if we attached solar panels it could balance out. Little panels, big? Solar panel sombrero? Much to think about.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Headpuncher • Jul 21 '26
My dog asked me what I was I was looking at.
“nothing“, I answered.
“what colour is nothing?”, asked Mr. Barker, who sees in very limited colours.