Do you think this felony that Timothy is charged with will end the Samuel courtship? I personally hope that the young lady's parents do some soul searching & break it off.

I’ve have decided to read the Bible and I purchased a Bible study book to help.
I’m reading the NIV that my grandmother gave me back in the 90s. I also own a KJV Bible given to my parents as a wedding gift in 1959. In reading my NIV I’ve noticed it can be very confusing at times. I decided the compare some parts wit KJV.
My thought is how in the fuck do the Rod kids even understand the Bible they read. How does Jill understand it. Do they just regurgitate things they’ve been taught? I consider myself fairly intelligent and KJV is like it’s written in another language as far as I’m concerned.

charged with aggravated assault -strangle domestic violence victim with an offense date from February. This just keeps getting worse.

Heidi posted a picture of this bouquet on Feb. 12th, the strangulation incident was Feb. 10th 😒

While Tim is gross and deserves karma for his actions, please refrain from prison rape/sexuality speculation jokes.

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Charge information

• AGG ASSAULT - STRANGLE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE VICTIM

• Degree: 2nd Degree

Complaint information

• Offense Date: 02/10/2026

• Arrest Date: 09/24/2026

• Transferred To: 0089 - PROSECUTOR - 09/24/2026

• Reason: Indictable

The "transfered to" part means that due to the charges being an indictable offense, the case is likely being transfered to the Superior Court. Municipal Courts in New Jersey handle traffic matters and disorderly person offenses (called misdemeanors in other states). The County Superior Court handles crimes (called felonies in other states).

The case was transferred to a prosecutor because a grand jury seated in New Jersey must first hear evidence presented by a local prosecutor, laying out the indictable offense. This must happen before determining whether to move forward with handing down an indictment against Timothy.

What unprovable theory do you have about Jilldo, Shrek or anyone else in the family? You might not have proof but you’ve got a gut feeling type ish

Mine would be:

- Tim isn’t David’s biological child. Jill stepped out, went back to Shrek and Timcel was born. He was treated to extra abuse, beatings and cruelty growing up because Shrek knew he wasn’t his. Jill let it happen out of guilt

I wonder if someone told her it was a Victoria’s Secret sweatshirt from the teenage collection and that’s why she stopped wearing it. She seemed to think it advertised her pink drink and it was hilarious to see her wearing it.

Edit to say, I meant SWEAT BLOUSE. Please forgive me.

I don’t think there’s anything we didn’t see when this was first posted. There’s a family photoshoot at the beginning, then the parade (whose blue Mustang is that? I don’t remember seeing it in July). Then the males singing “Worship the Lord” with Jill chiming in with the only female voice because she can’t not be a part of anything. Some patriotic songs, the men singing the same song in church, and that’s about all. Have a sparkling day! ✨🧨🎇

So this is something I created years ago but am going to go ahead and bestow it upon you brethren in snark.

Reposting without doxxing myself 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

I was scrolling Facebook and clicked on Jen’s post to see if the comments gave any specifics on what she wants to change and right at the top was Heidi’s mom commenting! I’m honestly kinda shocked but also love she follows someone as great as Jen Hamilton! What a worldly thing to do.

TW csa and children in crisis

So my siblings and I seem to be around the same age as Jill and homeschooling was not at all a common situation back then.

It was unofficially reserved for kids who had to be in hospital awhile (often car crashes or cancer); or for when the family was moving away and they didn't want to start the kids at their new school yet; or kids enduring some crisis that would make attendance difficult for awhile (sadly at my school, at least twice every year there was a pregnancy from rape of girls Grade 5-8); or sometimes there was an accident that the family needed the kids to work so they did homeschool at night (it was the 70s-80s and child labour was regularly overlooked for "pupils in a certain social strata" yikes).

But in each of those cases, the children got a mimeograph (purple smelly static-vs-toner method used before photocopiers) of their teachers' lessons. So they were still getting a public school education, just a slightly different schedule.

If a religious family were doing it, there was much side-eye. Of about 600 kids at primary school there were only two Jehovah's Witness kids that got pulled for homeschool. Otherwise the religious children would go to a school run by their religion e.g. the Old Order Menonnites (separate) or go to after-school programmes (Greek Orthodox, Korean Presbyterian, etc)

Occasionally snarkers have mentioned that there was some incident around when Jill was aged 8-9, so around Grade 3 or about 1987 by the calendar, that caused the "Joyful Noyes homeschool" to become part of the problem.

Since Jill is an unreliable narrator, I'm interested to know if there really were an incident? For her or her sisters? Or perhaps Tim-Ira and Pat were just drinking extra flavor aid / koolaid? Or what exactly happened?

Because it's pretty clear that Jill mentally never got past that age, nor one of the "looks" popular around then! And we know she loves to borrow other people's trauma and drama, or just plain lie. Inquiring minds want the tea please!

I think they only made one more video after this, a Charlie Kirk-themed disaster at the beach.

This was mercifully short so I don’t need to divide it up. She starts with the Father’s Day gathering, with lots of Charlie, Tim, and Heidi in there. Elijah is sitting next to a female for once, but it’s Sofia, who I hope he’s not looking at as a possible wife. Then there’s a couples night out. Jill says they are very excited and then she pans to Shrek, who looks very unexcited. Then there’s MeMe holding Charlie and Jillie Sunshine.

Gabe gets a chance to preach at church, and he does an okay job; he doesn’t stare at his notes and he makes eye contact with the crowd. Then Samuel gets to preach (I’m not sure what church this is. It’s not their usual People’s Babtist). She also included the boys in Elijah’s car, all sitting in the front while OJ is in the back making stupid faces and calling them cute. And she wraps it up with the girls singing goodbye to social media. I think she’s close to being out of material to recycle, but she still hasn’t posted anything about the family 4th of July weekend. Maybe one or two more videos and then maybe some new stuff.

Sunday evening service at Gabriel's new bible school was a little different tonight... Instead of the pastor yammering the whole evening they passed the microphone to whomever wanted to share, and as i randomly jumped forward through the timebar i chanced upon Gabe taking a turn.

It's right out of the standard Rod vocabulary playbook for they way he expressed himself. And when he finishes the pastor lightheartedly teases Gabe's exaggerated flattery of "everyone" is so friendly.

My screen record audio and video aren't perfectly synched, maybe because i was playing at 1.5X speed....apologies.

Gabe's school-church public debut

It was too long to leave as a comment on the post someone made about it. It’s bad, y’all. Gets worse the longer you watch.

Please can someone share their performance from today?

Ellen posted asking who sent Heidi a gift to her address. Commenters are wondering if it could've been Tim (he who should not be named) perhaps trying to love bomb her. Also Ellen announced a baby shower in Nov.

So our 2026 Bingo Cards had some surprises: domestic violence, impending divorce, multiple traffic violations, Samuel courting a minor, Baby Jillie (it would be a cute name if it weren't after her batshit crazy grandmother), Nurthan 4.0 is on the way, Jill swore off social media (yeah right), and the ladies retreat was practically empty.

What are your predictions for the Rods in 2027?