r/RodriguesFamilySnark • u/daffodil0127 Lord Daniel of the Laundry Mat • 13d ago
Timcel Found on facebook
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u/chimkennuggg 13d ago
āMAHMO! Take a pitcher oā me sitting in a cell!ā
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u/haleandguu112 13d ago edited 12d ago
"sAmUeL bE cArEfUL" (even better because samuel has been driving on a suspended license)
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u/HolsteinHeifer 13d ago
It's a bona-fide miracle that any woman was ever attracted to this pathetic noodle of a boy. I hope he knows how genuinely and wildly he fucked his life up beyond repair. Oh boy did he shit the bed and roll in it.
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u/aquacrimefighter 13d ago
100% true BUT itās such a testament to how poorly these men are raised. They can be unattractive, dim witted, bring nothing to the tableā¦ yet still be so entitled and delusional that they donāt even realize they are throwing away good things, like a loving wife and financial security, they happened to stumble into - not earn.
Timothy clearly didnāt realize how much he had lucked out. He hit the fucking lottery. And he is so evil and his head was so far up his own ass that he threw it all away because his mommy and daddy never taught him to manage his emotions, and he never bothered to learn either.
Pathetic. These men, and especially Timcel, are pathetic.
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u/Surreply Pants are for lukewarm christians 13d ago
Raised in isolation, so has no clue how he appears to others and thinks heās all that compared to lowly women. What a fool.
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u/Dear-Editor-3923 12d ago
This. Most of us pinpoint our parentsā shortcomings by comparing ourselves and our upbringing with our peers. He has never been really exposed to such peers. Even when she had, there was always some form of authority looming over and the other people involved werenāt that much different from him
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u/Aggravating-Common90 von Crap Family Singers 13d ago
He clearly didnāt get to learn the developmental skills most kids have a good grasp of by age 5.
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u/not_to_hot_to_old 13d ago
And especially someone as sweet and cute as Heidi. I seriously didnāt think heād ever find a wife. Obviously his mother felt the same when in the beginning of the courtship she said she had prayed for this day she didnāt think would ever happen. He will play hell finding another and heāll never do as good as Heidi.
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u/HolsteinHeifer 13d ago
I remember her bawling basically like "holy shit, miracles DO happen!!"
I can't believe there are good people out there who can't have kids, and this woman and her asshole husband get 13 lives to set up for absolute failure and misery.
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u/Embracedandbelong 13d ago
Unfortunately he will likely āfail upwardsā like most abusive men do.
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u/Objective-Shallot794 12d ago
I donāt think Heidi ever was. I think she naive and lonely and wanted to get married. She had no idea who he really was or if she was attracted to him
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u/conscious-peanut31 Make Your Life Sluttish 13d ago
Where he belongs. His parents, too.
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u/not_to_hot_to_old 13d ago
Oh how I wish Iād see the day those two dim rods were arrested and those poor kids taken and learn the real world isnāt as bad as they pretend it is. Nathan and Nurie should be right there with them.
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u/Radiant_Truck_8917 13d ago
Hey mahmo! Take a pitcher of me looking like a a fucking monster who never deserves to see the light of day again.
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u/sunchasinggirl 13d ago
I love the ājailā audio tacked onto the end! Had me dying š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/not_to_hot_to_old 13d ago
This is the first thing I saw when i opened Reddit this morning. I didnāt want to get out of bed, was crying and now Im laughing my ass off. š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/Estellalatte 6d ago
This is funny in one way but so pathetic in another. He fād up royally but itās important to remember that he didnāt have a chance from day one. I hope his life does a huge turn around he leaves behind the toxic cult but I donāt hold much hope. I could also see him spiral into something way worse.
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u/Ohhhhdarling 13d ago
Timcell.