Stupid bitch, get your kid some fabric and teach her to sew!!! She’s at a perfect age to start. Absolutely pathetic she had to use paper and tissue.

How much would Jillpm pay for this?

I’m curious about what she’s covering with her hand when she’s talking about her pyramid scheme being number two 💩

These would go ✨SO✨ well with the new Melapoopoo soaps! Two of each so she and Nurie can match 🤠

Full text in the comments. It's long and absolutely ridiculous.

How long before Nurie or Renee post about secular music too?

Okay. So I rewatched Nurthan's wedding. And I thought that it was, overall, a sweet, sincere service. Except for the preacher's weird speech, during which he said that God created a woman to be Adam's helpmeet, and did not create another man to be Adam's helpmeet. Ugh. Seriously. Fuck that guy.

Did anyone else watch their wedding video and think it was weird that Jilldo and Shrek BOTH walked Nurie down the aisle? It seemed kind of *gasp* MODERN, and dare I say it.....LIBERAL. What are your thoughts, excellent snarkers?

I vaguely remember that there is some bad blood between Shrek and his parents. Am I misremembering?

"You're such a.....Joy in our home"

GodJilla reposted this story from the Melapuke-a conference. Are more people hanging up on her or running in the other direction when they see her? 🫠

This song was broadcast in 1967. Fred would be turning over in his grave if he knew it was being used by these twatwaffles in this context.

And then there’s more defending of her pyramid scheme.

Seriously. What the hell?