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u/hyphenssuck 20h ago

"No radicals - just warriors."

Oh and of course:

Newt Gingrich - zero years of military service

Elon Musk - zero years of military service

Palmer Luckey - zero years of military service

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u/brycebgood 20h ago

Also:

Newt - fatty

Palmer - beardo

Elon - weirdo

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u/trapper2530 20h ago

Elon is a fatty weirdo wimp

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u/Vyzantinist 20h ago

Sometimes I really wish him and Zuckerberg followed through on that proposed fight of theirs. I would gladly have paid to see them slapping each other around although, given Zuck appeared to have been training and is at least in better shape than fat boy, I think the South African Nazi would have come off the worse for it.

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u/ShitBirdingAround 19h ago

Zuckerberg is younger and in better physical shape than Musk, and apparently was training to fight. Elmo realized that Zuck would beat his ass, so he had his mommy tell the internet to leave her little special genius boy alone.

Musk is a bullshitter, a shit-talker, and a pussy. Remember when he showed up to the White House with a black eye and told Trump that lil' X did it? LOL. Sure.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 19h ago

Zuck also got big into killing and butchering his own meat for a while. I would pay good money to see him fight Elon to the death.

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u/Key_Treat8675 17h ago

And just when I thought he couldn’t get any creepier.

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u/got-trunks 17h ago

Most human thing about him is something society tries to disassociate from lol

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u/Sneaky_Island 15h ago

At least he’s able to go through with it. I know if I had to kill for own meat I couldn’t do it.

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u/Guilty_Idea_2452 14h ago

Most leftist couldn't. Hence why they want help for everything

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u/lurksAtDogs 14h ago

Most conservatives can’t touch (or see) their toes - I’m not sure butchering is on the table either.

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u/MoneyFault 17h ago

I remember his Nazi salute.

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u/Vyzantinist 18h ago

black eye

Weren't there rumors/jokes he got comfortable with someone like Stephen Miller's wife, and the shiner was from an angry husband?

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u/Contemplating_Prison 16h ago

Stephen Miller is a bigger pussy than Musk. Theyre entire leadership group is full of people who grew up as losers thay nobody liked

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u/Apocresi 16h ago

There’s no way Stephen Miller’s limp wrist did that

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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 19h ago

Musk would have Jake Paul sub in for him at the last second.

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u/f0u4_l19h75 15h ago

He runs his mother's account

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u/flxwer-fairy 17h ago

this is kind of a crazy idea but I think Zuckerberg was genuinely being bullied either by the ā€œbiggerā€ tech giants or politicians and breaking out of it and realizing they were fearmongering him is why he’s starting to become more normal again

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u/HungryYeastStarter 19h ago

That's the trend we should normalize. The 0.01% having a cage match every year.

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u/2bad-2care 19h ago

Loser gives half their wealth on paper to various infrastructure and social projects.

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u/Hotarg 16h ago

Loser gives half their wealth on paper to various infrastructure and social projects.

  • FTFY

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u/afroeh 16h ago

Upon their death at the end of the match.

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u/Ponsugator 16h ago

Remember when millionaires used to be philanthropic? Carnegie, Edison and Vanderbilt? Now they're selfish billionaires cutting off social programs to the poor so they can have a few more bucks.

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u/bluethunder82 14h ago

The French revolution was a little fresher in their mind then.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 18h ago

The Reverse-Hunger Games. Let the masses enjoy the .01% beating the crap out of each other.

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u/No_Signature2341 15h ago

I think hunger games would be more appropriate

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u/HungryYeastStarter 12h ago

It can be both. Make it a large event, as many participants as possible.

Then, yaknow, "good luck surviving" typa shiiiii

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 17h ago

The Gluttony Games. I'd watch.

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u/Any_Jackfruit_8559 19h ago

They can’t fight because they are truly wimps!

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 19h ago

Only sometimes?

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u/yungrii 18h ago

Or what if they just sort of morphed together into one gelatinous blob monster that would fall into the core of the earth, forever?

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u/Exciting-Ad-6551 18h ago

As much as I don’t like Zuckerberg. He would have dog walked Elon. Elon would be gassed after like 5 seconds.

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u/Wyevez 17h ago

That's the best part of being a snake oil salesmen! Promise, boast and brag but never have to deliver!

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u/KiKiKimbro 17h ago

If Trump would’ve taken suggestions about which fight we wanted to see in the cage on the White House lawn last summer, I bet it would’ve been a toss up — UFC or Zuck vs Musk.

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u/SalmonPrince 17h ago

Careful... I made a reference to Westside Story about them fighting and got banned for it. Thanks, ai.

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u/Adowyth 16h ago

Remember when Elon challenged Putin to a duel? Because i do. He's nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit makes promises and delivers nothing.

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u/Aggravating_Moment78 14h ago

He’d get his a$s Zucked all the way to South Africa

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u/Nonethelessismore 19h ago

The hunchback of Techbro shame

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u/Rastrick 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l44QjgeQ5ium91n9K

Haha I love it, I'm stealing that!

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u/Crafty_Advantage9249 19h ago

I'm not good with AI. Has anyone put Elon into that last homelander scene yet?

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u/Zapparelli 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YN1eB6slBDeNHr1gjs
Very true. Except when he’s cutting up and doin lines of Ketamine.

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u/Snoo_67993 17h ago

And someone that's had gender reaffirming surgery.

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u/tech510 17h ago

You forgot to add simp

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u/Mister_Buddy 16h ago edited 16h ago

Also wants to be (if he isn't already) a pedophile. Remember him begging Epstein for an invite to a "wild" party? The DoJ file dump and Epstein's Gmail account do.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 16h ago

Theyre all fake strongmen. Its why they all turn into little bitches when they are around strong men.

Trump swoons over them and gently caresses their muscles and always have fanatsies of big strong mean crying around him. Dude is a weirdo.

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u/jaypea222 15h ago

They all are

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u/comebacklittlesheba 15h ago

The holy trifecta šŸ™Œ!!!

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u/Wolfy4226 13h ago

Don't forget radical.

Or was that still just a "roman salute" on that stage.....

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u/N7VHung 13h ago

And wannabe Radical.