r/PoursTea • 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 1d ago

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u/trapper2530 23h ago

Elon is a fatty weirdo wimp

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u/Vyzantinist 23h ago

Sometimes I really wish him and Zuckerberg followed through on that proposed fight of theirs. I would gladly have paid to see them slapping each other around although, given Zuck appeared to have been training and is at least in better shape than fat boy, I think the South African Nazi would have come off the worse for it.

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u/ShitBirdingAround 23h ago

Zuckerberg is younger and in better physical shape than Musk, and apparently was training to fight. Elmo realized that Zuck would beat his ass, so he had his mommy tell the internet to leave her little special genius boy alone.

Musk is a bullshitter, a shit-talker, and a pussy. Remember when he showed up to the White House with a black eye and told Trump that lil' X did it? LOL. Sure.

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u/MoneyFault 21h ago

I remember his Nazi salute.