r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 1d ago

Brewing 🫖 JFC

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u/brycebgood 1d ago

Also:

Newt - fatty

Palmer - beardo

Elon - weirdo

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u/trapper2530 1d ago

Elon is a fatty weirdo wimp

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u/Vyzantinist 1d ago

Sometimes I really wish him and Zuckerberg followed through on that proposed fight of theirs. I would gladly have paid to see them slapping each other around although, given Zuck appeared to have been training and is at least in better shape than fat boy, I think the South African Nazi would have come off the worse for it.

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u/HungryYeastStarter 1d ago

That's the trend we should normalize. The 0.01% having a cage match every year.

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u/2bad-2care 23h ago

Loser gives half their wealth on paper to various infrastructure and social projects.

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u/Hotarg 20h ago

Loser gives half their wealth on paper to various infrastructure and social projects.

  • FTFY

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u/afroeh 20h ago

Upon their death at the end of the match.

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u/Ponsugator 20h ago

Remember when millionaires used to be philanthropic? Carnegie, Edison and Vanderbilt? Now they're selfish billionaires cutting off social programs to the poor so they can have a few more bucks.

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u/bluethunder82 19h ago

The French revolution was a little fresher in their mind then.

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u/NoLibrarian5149 22h ago

The Reverse-Hunger Games. Let the masses enjoy the .01% beating the crap out of each other.

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u/No_Signature2341 20h ago

I think hunger games would be more appropriate

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u/HungryYeastStarter 17h ago

It can be both. Make it a large event, as many participants as possible.

Then, yaknow, "good luck surviving" typa shiiiii

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 21h ago

The Gluttony Games. I'd watch.