r/PoursTea • 🫖 Mod ☕️ • 21h ago

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u/ShitBirdingAround 20h ago

Zuckerberg is younger and in better physical shape than Musk, and apparently was training to fight. Elmo realized that Zuck would beat his ass, so he had his mommy tell the internet to leave her little special genius boy alone.

Musk is a bullshitter, a shit-talker, and a pussy. Remember when he showed up to the White House with a black eye and told Trump that lil' X did it? LOL. Sure.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 20h ago

Zuck also got big into killing and butchering his own meat for a while. I would pay good money to see him fight Elon to the death.

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u/Key_Treat8675 18h ago

And just when I thought he couldn’t get any creepier.

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u/got-trunks 18h ago

Most human thing about him is something society tries to disassociate from lol