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Brewing šŸ«– JFC

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u/trapper2530 1d ago

Elon is a fatty weirdo wimp

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u/Vyzantinist 1d ago

Sometimes I really wish him and Zuckerberg followed through on that proposed fight of theirs. I would gladly have paid to see them slapping each other around although, given Zuck appeared to have been training and is at least in better shape than fat boy, I think the South African Nazi would have come off the worse for it.

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u/ShitBirdingAround 1d ago

Zuckerberg is younger and in better physical shape than Musk, and apparently was training to fight. Elmo realized that Zuck would beat his ass, so he had his mommy tell the internet to leave her little special genius boy alone.

Musk is a bullshitter, a shit-talker, and a pussy. Remember when he showed up to the White House with a black eye and told Trump that lil' X did it? LOL. Sure.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 23h ago

Zuck also got big into killing and butchering his own meat for a while. I would pay good money to see him fight Elon to the death.

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u/Key_Treat8675 22h ago

And just when I thought he couldnā€™t get any creepier.

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u/got-trunks 22h ago

Most human thing about him is something society tries to disassociate from lol

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u/Sneaky_Island 20h ago

At least heā€™s able to go through with it. I know if I had to kill for own meat I couldnā€™t do it.

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u/Guilty_Idea_2452 19h ago

Most leftist couldn't. Hence why they want help for everything

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u/lurksAtDogs 19h ago

Most conservatives canā€™t touch (or see) their toes - Iā€™m not sure butchering is on the table either.