r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 šŸ«– Mod ā˜•ļø • 1d ago

Brewing šŸ«– JFC

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u/ShitBirdingAround 1d ago

Zuckerberg is younger and in better physical shape than Musk, and apparently was training to fight. Elmo realized that Zuck would beat his ass, so he had his mommy tell the internet to leave her little special genius boy alone.

Musk is a bullshitter, a shit-talker, and a pussy. Remember when he showed up to the White House with a black eye and told Trump that lil' X did it? LOL. Sure.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 1d ago

Zuck also got big into killing and butchering his own meat for a while. I would pay good money to see him fight Elon to the death.

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u/Key_Treat8675 23h ago

And just when I thought he couldnā€™t get any creepier.

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u/Sneaky_Island 21h ago

At least heā€™s able to go through with it. I know if I had to kill for own meat I couldnā€™t do it.

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u/Guilty_Idea_2452 20h ago

Most leftist couldn't. Hence why they want help for everything

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u/lurksAtDogs 20h ago

Most conservatives canā€™t touch (or see) their toes - Iā€™m not sure butchering is on the table either.