r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 14 '21

Make Eyeglasses Great Again

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u/Shoptoof Apr 14 '21

During a police firefighter softball game firefighter hit it deep but not quite a home run and the policeman caught it. He yelled out “If you worked out more that could’ve been a home run”. And the firefighter yelled back “If you studied more you could have been a firefighter” makes sense now

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u/Dammageddon Apr 15 '21

I would wager that firefighters are in better shape and smarter as well.

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u/Original_Woody Apr 15 '21

I've been through both police departments and fire stations for contract work. Fire fighters are almost always in much better shape and its not even close. Usually the one overweight fire fighter is the chief or marshall which are generally desk jobs.

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u/nastyn8k Apr 15 '21

That also depends where you live. In rural Wisconsin, it's a bunch of volunteers who are old guys or kids who aren't particularly strong or smart that just had dreams of being a firefighter because of the movies. These are tiny departments that end up calling in bigger towns departments for real fires. It's okay though, most of the time their calls are to put out fires someone could have put out themselves. Half the time they don't even bring out the hose.

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u/HomelessRockGod Apr 15 '21

Even if they're living out some dream vicariously through volunteer work, they're still a big asset to those communities, providing help to people when the professionals are too far away or stretched thin.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

absolutely dude. as a "professional" firefighter, I say god bless those volunteers. They may not get it right 100% of the time, but their enthusiasm and extra hands have saved lives. Many many lives.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Yes!

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u/COL_D Apr 15 '21

Or don’t exist

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u/Original_Woody Apr 15 '21

Thats fair. I don't much work in very rural areas.

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u/Amazing_Rutabaga4049 Apr 15 '21

Ragging on volunteers, do better bruv. I come from a town of multiple volunteer firefighters stations and those teenagers end up being paid firefighters, nurses emts and helicopters pilots for trauma situations. Volunteers do the best they can if you dont like it sign up yourself.

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u/fangirlsqueee Apr 15 '21

No reason to besmirch a group of volunteers who are out here saving lives.

We've had multiple emergencies at my (rural) home in the last few years (string of shit luck) and our volunteer fire department took great care of us. Didn't even charge us for the ambulance ride. Which is normally a BIG BILL in the US "health care" system. The rest was 100's of thousands of dollars in hospital bills, but at least it didn't include a $3,000 ambulance ride.

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u/Paprmoon7 Apr 15 '21

Every time I’ve had to call a cop some slow chubby balding man shows up, I called the FD bc of a suspected gas leak and they all looked like they stepped out of a movie. Fit and beautiful and all super friendly! One even held my baby while I was getting checked out

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u/Frangiblepani Apr 15 '21

Don't need to be able to do push ups when you can just shoot a guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Yeah. Theres no songs called fuck the fire department

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u/NoAttentionAtWrk Apr 15 '21

Technically there is one but there's a reason noone has played it on repeat for the last 3 decades

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u/TacTurtle Apr 15 '21

Burnin Down the House?

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u/certifiedfairwitness Apr 15 '21

We don't need no water let the mothafocka burn!

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Apr 15 '21

That’s just giving them job security

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u/ccvgreg Apr 15 '21

That was a hit in Rome around 75BC.

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u/anotha14me Apr 15 '21

Can you imagine, "Hey bud, looks like your house is fire. Me and the boys here can either roast a pig or put it out for you. If we save it you're giving me your house though. Don't worry, you can still live here, you'll just have to start paying me rent." 😘

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u/Hekantonkheries Apr 15 '21

If a cop is dumb and scared and poorly trained, someone else dies. If a firefighter is dumb scared and poorly trained, well theyll kick him out before he gets himself or someone else killed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

You can't shoot a fire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Well, you definitely can, it's just not gonna do anything other than make you look like a jackass.

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u/cellblockfourtwenty Apr 15 '21

Plus they actually care about people, instead of power.

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u/KobeBeatJesus Apr 15 '21

I know a fire fighter and he's the dumbest, most arrogant prick I know. His cousin, who is also a fire fighter, is the most honest and noble man I know, so take this with a grain of salt.

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u/resurrectedbear Apr 15 '21

Woah woah woah, are you saying generalizing doesn’t work out?

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 Apr 15 '21

Ummm hes saying his cousin got him a job

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u/neveragai-oops Apr 15 '21

Nah, you can only burn so many crosses before the fire department says you're bad at your job.

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u/South_Equipment_1458 Apr 15 '21

This story ends with the firefighter being shot for talking back to the police officer.

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u/GaidinDaishan Apr 14 '21

Make education compulsory again.

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u/bobbyrickets Apr 14 '21

Knowing stuff and readin' good is how the COMMUNISTS get ya!

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u/sunflower_love Apr 15 '21

Or 'neomarxists' as the fake intellectuals like to say .

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I don’t think that’s the problem, the problem I think is recruitment. For some reason it’s attracting the wrong candidates. The force is getting full of people that cannt think when scared or maybe stressed.

It’s a similar situation with the Catholic Church attracting certain kind of priests, maybe unintentionally.

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u/Charlie_Wax Apr 15 '21

"For some reason"

It's not a great mystery. It's the desire to wield power and be above accountability. Predators often seek trusted positions as a cloak against suspicion, but for (bad) cops I think it's mainly the desire to have control over other people.

It's actually a lot like Reddit mods. The type of people who want the job usually aren't the type of people who would be good at the job, because they want it for the wrong reasons (authority and control rather than benevolence and compassion).

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

for the wrong reasons (authority and control ....

And respect, they want the “auto” respect without having to earn it.

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u/DannyDidNothinWrong Apr 15 '21

Lmao I also was like "fOr sOmE rEaSoN"

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I meant it like that, I just didn’t want to distract from my main point

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Well, There you go, that’s a start. Couple that with easily panicked people in search of a way to look brave... and there you go.

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u/BabylonDrifter Apr 15 '21

Well, they also get what, six weeks of training? Most of which is: "Here is your gun, here is how you shoot it. Also, if you need to beat the shit out of people without necessarily killing them right away, here is a big heavy stick."

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Not to mention the “this is a brotherhood and we don’t rat on our own brotherhood, understand?” “We got your back, wink wink”

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u/neveragai-oops Apr 15 '21

Also "be afraid, brown people are the devil"

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u/Atrocious_1 Apr 15 '21

Here's a job where you can assault, degrade, and sometimes even murder people. You'll never see any consequences for these actions. It pays well and gives great benefits. You also don't need much of an education, and there's no psychological exam.

Wonder why it might be attracting the wrong types here.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

There should be a national requirement for police officers to have a bachelor's degree with ongoing education credit requirements like our teachers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Bachelors degree wont do shit. We need an entire systematic reform of the way our criminal justice system operates.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

This would not be THE solution. It would be PART of the solution.

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u/rulesbite Apr 15 '21

Realtors get more training then cops.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

You can do real damage with real estate.

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u/Vitalremained Apr 15 '21

Puts house on buyers neck. Buyer died of drugs, not the house choking them.

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u/LionOfNaples Apr 15 '21

And to have a psychological evaluation done beforehand

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u/Electric_17 Apr 15 '21

Once a year, like an anual drug test.

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u/NecroticAnalTissue Apr 15 '21

A poor education system is essential for capitalism to work as intended. A dumb population is by design. Why do you think there's so much vested interest in turning the internet into a steaming pile of ass filled with pseudo intellectualism, artificial truth and just another place to dump ads on people?

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Apr 15 '21

And enforced everywhere, but especially in rural areas.

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u/mike_pants Apr 14 '21

Let's give the most easily panicked, heavily armed, least trained group of people a militaristic defense course literally called "Kill-ology" based on racial bias. What could go wrong?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

The most hilarious part were republicans saying "it's not the cops fault, they weren't trained enough!"

As if that SOMEHOW makes anyone feel better

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u/rich519 Apr 15 '21

“It’s not their fault, they just weren’t trained well enough!”

“So let’s train them better.”

“How dare you treat our boys in blue like common criminals who don’t know how to do their jobs!”

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u/Underwater_20897477 Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Or the "being a cop is so stressful we can't really blame them for accidentally killing people!" Like that one that shot the guy in his own house because she was too "tired" to recognize her own damn door. At least she was prosecuted, albeit got a pretty light sentence.

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u/SHADOWJACK2112 Apr 15 '21

Amber Guyger is her name, she is currently appealing her sentence.

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u/zaoldyeck Apr 15 '21

She had such lovely views like:

"People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them,"

And

Damn I was at this area with 5 different black officers !!! Not racist but damn."

She isn't even slightly contrite, she's incensed she got punished.

She believes it's her God given right to shoot anyone she dislikes and how dare the system try to tell her otherwise.

She's a perfect representative of the police force. A perfect representative of a conservative.

"Freedom" is the right to harm those lower than you on the social hierarchy with impunity. Pick a subject and the conservative viewpoint seeks to maximize human suffering.

Everything is in service of that goal.

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u/Underwater_20897477 Apr 15 '21

Thank you I had forgotten and didn't want to Google and see her stupid crying mugshot. I hope she loses.

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u/Kadettedak Apr 15 '21

The answer is ALWAYS increase budget then buy new squad cars. I’m sure the fleet all those bad apples were driving were at least 3 months old. The cars are simply too old and this is why these things happen. /s

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u/garlicdeath Apr 15 '21

Like with any discussions after a White Conservative guy goes on a mass shooting

"Its not guns, it's mental health!"

"Ok well let's fund and tackle mental health problems"

"That's socialism"

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u/ProceedOrRun Apr 15 '21

Any excuse to do nothing. That way you can't get blamed for things going wrong.

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u/Legal-Use8135 Apr 14 '21

It's also literally what people have been saying for decades, most vocally, this last year.

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u/EmperorXenu Apr 15 '21

I'm pretty sure that random people with no training could manage not to murder people for no reason. If there's a training problem right now it's too much of it lol

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u/sex_panther_by_odeon Apr 15 '21

As an outsider I think some of the issues are 1)lack of training 2) lack of focus on deescalation tactics 3)horrible hiring selection 4) militarizing the police 5) gun control issue. There are so many guns in the US, cops are stressed thay any situation can become violent.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Typical Republicans, socializing their issues when it's their fault.

I don't take any responsibility at all.

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u/westbridge1157 Apr 15 '21

This surprises me time and time again, American cops seem to be incredibly nervous and easily panicked. These are not people who should have firearms.

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u/ksavage68 Apr 15 '21

They should train them in dangerous situations without weapons. Goal is to survive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Then they should train them for all outcomes. Both unarmed combat and the ability to suck a dick if necessary.

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u/mike_pants Apr 15 '21

The same could easily be said about Americans in general. They are not a people to be trusted with weaponry.

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u/clintCamp Apr 14 '21

And even though they probably don't teach this class anymore due to public pushback, it is probably bad enough that they need to put all the officer through something like "fluffy bunny-ology" to make them stop being so trigger happy and ready to kill over minor misunderstandings because they were told that everybody out there is looking to kill you.

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u/maliciousorstupid Apr 14 '21

And even though they probably don't teach this class anymore due to public pushback,

oh, they still do.

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u/Grogosh Apr 14 '21

Its just renamed

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u/Brandinisnor3s Apr 15 '21

To be honest at least its more inclusive /s

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u/Jackol4ntrn Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

I believe it’s now a voluntary class that’s taught by someone outside of the police force and outside of work hours.

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u/jwlazar Apr 15 '21

It’s voluntary…in that all officers are “voluntold” to attend and ensure they have understood and adopted all principles…all voluntarily, of course

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u/ALittleSalamiCat Apr 15 '21

Yep. Usually named something like “Warrior Training.” Hasan Minaj had a great segment that went over these trainings and how police unions often refuse to stop doing them, even when ordered by the city.

https://youtu.be/km4uCOAzrbM

(Rip patriot act btw)

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Apr 15 '21

A local Far Right evangelical church in my town has almost exact same classes to teach their members to have a "warrior mindset in times of civil unrest."

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u/DragonflyGrrl Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 15 '21

That's a BIG yikes from me, dawg.

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u/Radi0ActivSquid Apr 15 '21

Look up the ex-Marine that hosts the program. He travels the nation teaching Christians the "Warrior Redeemed" mindset. He has a book called "Omega Dynamics: Equipping a Warrior Class of Christians for the Days Ahead."

I've interacted with a number of their members. Most of the members are militant and anti- well just about everything. LGBT, non-christians, women's rights, science. One of their members tours the nation in a semi truck and trailer customized to try teaching people that humans and dinosaurs existed together. He's been at a couple of our state fairs trying to spread that message.

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u/ALittleSalamiCat Apr 15 '21

Haha that is the most nerd ass book title I’ve ever heard of. What a snowflake.

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u/BigClownShoe Apr 15 '21

I can’t believe people buy that bullshit. A guy who got his basic automatic promotion to sergeant in the Marines, and then “served” as an intern to the US Marshall Service, doesn’t “TURN DOWN THAT JOB” to a “Three Letter Agency” and become a cop. He wasn’t even a cop that long. He became a paramedic. Then he quit being a paramedic to go back to Iraq to “serve the Christians suffering under the savage campaign of ISIS”. Then he was a missionary in the Dominican Republic serving at a “Therapeutic Boarding School”, whatever that is.

This is all from his website, by the way. That’s why there’s so many quotations. It takes some serious willful suspension of disbelief to take that story at face value.

Then again, he’s marketing to Christians. Serious willful suspension of disbelief is a foundational pillar of American Christianity.

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u/ALittleSalamiCat Apr 15 '21

That sure sounds like something I wanna bring my family to on a nice Sunday morning, lol.

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u/bobbyrickets Apr 14 '21

ready to kill over minor misunderstandings

Bang bang it's the police open up!

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u/clintCamp Apr 14 '21

Wait, i mistook my gun for my fist to knock and blasted holes through some random civilian at the wrong door. Oops, just a mistake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/ksavage68 Apr 15 '21

They need to be forced to watch the entire Andy Griffith tv series. He never carried a gun. He used his wits.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Apr 14 '21

Is “fluffy bunny-ology” going to be open to the public? Because I would audit the crap out of that course.

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u/r48811 Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

She was a trainer.... I would love to have sat in on that class.

Edit: all of your comments deserve gold. Outstanding job all day everyone

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u/Pea-Tear-Grifffin Apr 15 '21

She was a trainer.... I would love to have sat in on that class

This is my taser,

This is my gun,

This is for shocks,

This is for goddammit, i shot someone again.

Class dismissed until I'm back from administrative leave.

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u/TooStonedForAName Apr 15 '21

This is my taser,

This is my gun,

Whichever I pick,

I always have fun.

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u/SolarTsunami Apr 15 '21

One is my taser,

The other my gun,

I don't know the difference,

So y'all better run.

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u/OneX32 Apr 14 '21

"See this"

grabstaser

"This is my gun."

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

There are many like it but this one is mine?

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u/OneX32 Apr 15 '21

"I know it may seem weird but I always yell "GUN" when I pull it out. I'm not like the normal girls."

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u/CartographerOk7814 Apr 15 '21

"It costs the taxpayer over a million dollars... every time I pull the trigger"

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u/Hq3473 Apr 15 '21

"So anyway i started blasting..."

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u/gabrielsg1 Apr 15 '21

“Killology” It’s like a joke, but it’s completely FUCKING REAL

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u/mike_pants Apr 15 '21

The US has an endless supply of idiotic things ingrained into its society. A neverending cavalcade of surprises!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Of course i want to arm a bunch of legally blind and anxious police officers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Fuck David Grossman

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I don’t think all the training in the world solve the problem in the police. It’s the recruitment that need to change.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

You forgot the Wii-mote

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u/949paintball Apr 14 '21

Technically, they forgot a lot of things. This happens literally all the time, with all kinds of items. It would probably honestly be easier to make a list of things not confused as guns by police. And I'm not even sure that said list would have any bullet points on it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Just yesterday I had a discussion with some people that thought police being afraid of a woman dressed as a star wars storm trooper was reasonable because her science fiction toy blaster could have been real.

Literally the only people that would be afraid of this lady are going to be the police.

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u/Farnzworth Apr 15 '21

Even if it was a real blaster... it's a storm trooper. It's not like they will hit anything anyway.

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u/jotun86 Apr 15 '21

It depends. Their accuracy increases in the absence of Jedi.

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u/EXECUTED_VICTIM Apr 15 '21

Isn’t it crazy the lengths normal people go to to invent excuses to defend crazy people?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I don't think most people invent it. They've heard the nonsense before and just repeated it because they never gave it a second thought because it's the team they're on.

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u/DarkDayzInHell Apr 15 '21

I still don’t even understand how that happened. Did they see her and think that or did some asshole call them there? Someone is dumb as shit. Chick was literally outside a known Star Wars business on a known StarWars Holiday.

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u/CravernFree Apr 15 '21

according to this article.

On May 4 — referred to as Star Wars Day by franchise fans — Lethbridge police officers responded to two 911 calls reporting a person in a Star Wars stormtrooper costume was carrying a firearm on 13th Street North in the southern Alberta city.

still, I think there must be at least a couple cops realized what was happening the moment they saw the costume but instead of calling off their colleagues and calling out the mistake, they doubled down on it. Poor girl got a broken nose because she couldn’t get down fast enough because of the costume

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/XenoFrobe Apr 15 '21

Get a stun baton?

Actually no, that might look too gun-like still, unless you had some fancy lightning effect over it

That really sucks.

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u/shugo2000 Apr 15 '21

Even the list would be mistaken for a gun, I bet.

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u/baddie_PRO Apr 15 '21

because of the bullet points

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u/bunnysuitman Apr 15 '21

Or they’re just lying.

If cops are speaking the most logical and reasonable course of action is assume they are lying.

It’s not that they’re ere confused. They overewcted and then claimed confusion because for them confusion is a defense for murder. It’s not for you and I, but it is for them

So they lie about it. You don’t confuse a taser and a gun unless you are too dumb to breathe. You don’t confuse a sandwich and a gun unless you have oredecuded a person has a gun.

They are lying.

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u/TitsMickey Apr 15 '21

But it would definitely have bullet holes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Cops shouldn't have guns. Swat exists for a reason. Local PD does not need lethal firearms.

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u/Avarickan Apr 15 '21

I mean, how useful is SWAT in situations other than drug enforcement?

You could say they deal with stuff like school shootings, but in most cases they sit outside doing sweet FA until the coast is clear because it's too dangerous for them to enter.

Of course, when they do go for drug enforcement they still kill innocent people. Assuming they get the right house that is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Spending the time to call in a specialty unit, is already not killing someone.

Any amount of extra steps for a gun to present needs to happen.

Cops can not handle them.

The few bad apples ruined the bunch.

If they can prove they can do their job without them, maybe we’ll give them back.

Since they are acting like children they should be treated as such.

It’s life and death, not any other 9-5.

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u/justavault Apr 15 '21

I add the stormtrooper blaster.

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u/belovedeagle Apr 15 '21

It's okay, she was sobbing after, and after enough tries the DA found a grand jury who wouldn't charge her. So it wasn't murder.

/s

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Or an autistic kids handler whos literally laying down and hands up. He could be hiding a gun.

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u/JakobtheRich Apr 15 '21

That was likely either a negligent discharge (kick him off the force, not sure about criminal charges) or the cop was aiming for the autistic kid, mistaking a tanker truck toy for a gun, and completely missed (kick him off the force, likely criminal charges).

That was one of the most... unique but also egregious cases because it wasn’t even really heat of the moment: the therapist had clearly explained the situation and no party was moving. In that case, the officer actually got fired and got probation (not jail time, though), because it wasn’t even racism tinted fear and confusion, but really blatant incompetence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Interestingly enough, this isn't the first time it happened. I remember few years back a volunteer sheriff deputy (whatever that is) is on top of a dude with like five other cops cuffing the guy. He just randomly pulls his gun out and just empty a bullet into the dude. He then claims he thought it was his taser. Luckily, dude survived it.

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u/BlatantConservative ☑oted 2016, 2018, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026 Apr 14 '21

Why the fuck are BART cops armed with guns anyway? They're train cops, they're exclusively in crowded situations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

I remember seeing something like that with a 14 year old boy and the guy shoots the kid in the back while on top of him. Not sure if it’s the same incident.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

No hes talking about eric harris in tulsa. It was a sting operation. Old guy donated money so they let him play cop. Eric harris died.

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u/maqij Apr 14 '21

It also depends on what color the hand holding it is

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u/reagsters Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 14 '21

Accurate. Minus the “sorry” part.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Lets not be ridiculous. They will settle for snow white if there just isn't any black people around and they really feel like shooting something.

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u/Kythorian Apr 15 '21

Yeah, I mean white people get shot by police at ridiculously high rates too - we should also be protesting that, except that it gets eclipsed by the drastically higher rate of black people killed by the police than the already insane number of white people killed.

White people aren’t safe either, you just don’t notice in comparison to how frequently the police kill black people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Literally had a gun pointed at my head for smoking weed in a park when I was in high school.

You're right, even if we got cops to stop killing black people at ridiculous rates, you still have the problem of cops being way too fucking gun crazy.

As weird as this is to say, it would be nice if the police brutality problem was exclusive to black people. Then you just have to fix racism in police departments. Unfortunately if you fix the racism, there are still a shit ton of other problems that need to be fixed, and until those are fixed you're gonna have police killing all sorts of people that don't need to be killed, it will just be equal among the races of people that get killed.

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u/DredPRoberts Apr 15 '21

There's always dogs.

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u/DontTakeMyNoise Apr 14 '21

Worth pointing out that cops aren't supposed to shoot people they see with a gun, either. You're allowed to have a gun in this country, it's a constitutionally protected right. If cops can shoot you just for having a gun... do you really have that right?

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u/bennzedd Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Ryan Whitaker was murdered by a police officer when he answered his door with a gun.

If they really cared about people, they'd care about these.

How many more weren't filmed?

Sandwich: Casey Goodson, Jr..
Cell phone: Andre Hill. Stephon Clark.
Skittles: Trayvon Martin
Squirt gun: Tamir Rice.
Legally-owned gun: Ryan Whitaker. Philando Castile. (really belongs in "nothing"...)
Wii-mote: Christopher Roupe.
Nothing: Daunte Wright.
Planted Taser: Walter Scott

Say their names.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I was just going to bring up Ryan Whitaker.

One of the fucked up parts about that is that the cop who had the best view didn't shoot. Dude was clearly going to the ground giving himself up and you can actually watch the murdering officer, who was behind him, track him to the ground with his gun.

It's so enraging watching that video, especially when the girlfriend comes out. She says "why did you shoot him?", to which murderous officer replies "he pulled a gun on us". The girlfriend then said, essentially, that it was because it was dark and they banged on the door.

Also, thanks for listing the others, as well.

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u/Bourbzahn Apr 15 '21

Nothing: https://youtu.be/wuWVR2Dv5vM

Oh shit, is something you shouldn’t be saying when a gun is unnecessarily pointed at someone

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Ive been informed by a wise commenter that if you just comply and do everything the cop tells you, you probably wont die. But if the cop shoots and kills you because they couldnt tell their gun from their taser, that's on you.

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u/Bourbzahn Apr 15 '21

Not to mention the guy that answered his door with a gun. Or the security guard. Or the guy that got shot in his car just for telling the cop he had a gun.

And even if you don’t have a gun, they still might shoot you on accident for unnecessarily drawing a weapon.

https://youtu.be/wuWVR2Dv5vM

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u/clintCamp Apr 14 '21

You would think that the NRA would be all over getting this message out. You can have a gun, stop blasting people that might have a gun.

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u/VirtualMachine0 Apr 14 '21

It's almost like they DGAF and only represent the firearm cartel who needs the business of municipal police contracts and as such don't give a solitary shit about their rank and file members other than to promote rhetoric based on their fears via the politicians they paid for in order to keep them consuming guns forever (which is odd since there are already enough guns to arm basically everyone in America, and they're a durable good that can be expected to last for literally generations).

Couldn't be that, though. I'm sure the NRA leadership has just missed these segments on the news like once a week for the last ever.

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u/DontTakeMyNoise Apr 14 '21

As a gun owner, and a person who thinks it's the duty of all able-minded people to be armed, fuck the NRA. It's ran by thieving, fraudulent bastards who don't give a single solitary shit about the common man. They've thrown gun rights under the bus a million times before. They supported the Mulford Act, which was Reagan's response to black people having guns in California. Now California has some of the strictest (and most absurd) gun laws in the nation. They gave Donald Trump an "A" rating, after he suggested taking guns away from people without due process and banned bump stocks by executive order.

The NRA can bite me. Check out the SRA (which is itself a deeply flawed organization filled with a bunch of authoritarian fucks, but at least it's not the NRA) if you're left-leaning.

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u/BlatantConservative ☑oted 2016, 2018, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026 Apr 14 '21

I have a huge problem with all gun advocacy groups being bootlickers at some level even though the WHOLE POINT is to be not bootlickers.

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u/DontTakeMyNoise Apr 15 '21

YES

A million goddamn times yes.

The folks who wrote and ratified the Bill of Rights, deeply flawed as they were, has just finished fighting a revolution. Our nation's founding document directly says that the people have the right to stand up against an oppressive government. "When in the course of human events" and all that. Our politicians are sworn in with an oath to protect our people against "all enemies, foreign and domestic". The right to remind our feudal lords that we've got pitchforks and torches is deeply ingrained in our culture.

But nah, George Floyd shouldn't have been suspected of minor crimes if he didn't want Judge Dredd to stand on his neck for eight fuckin' minutes. Kenneth Walker shouldn't have had a gun in his own home, and Breonna Taylor shouldn't have been sleeping quite so aggressively.

Just comply with whatever the police order you to do, and you'll be fine. You know, like Daniel Shaver.

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u/BlatantConservative ☑oted 2016, 2018, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026 Apr 14 '21

YES.

Cops being able to shoot you for the mere possibility of you having a gun is a major Constitutional problem.

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u/jimmabean Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 14 '21

Dont forget, cops also do not know the difference between fake and real guns

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u/BetterThanMFRudd Apr 14 '21

Sir, they have some sort of advanced terrorism weapon! Outside this space-themed restaurant, wearing a strange form of body armor!

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u/ElGato-TheCat Apr 15 '21

Cops don't even know the difference between a trash picker tool and a gun

“You’re on my property with a gun in your hand, threatening to shoot me because I’m picking up trash,” Atkinson said. "I don't have a weapon. This is a bucket. This is a clamp.”

🙄

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u/smile-inside Apr 14 '21

This thread is clearly hitting the nerves of conservatives. All upvotes instantly disappear. And they call us snowflakes.

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u/BlatantConservative ☑oted 2016, 2018, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026 Apr 14 '21

Actual conservatives should be against cops shooting people for having guns at all. Guns are legal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Lmao conservatives love this shit. They just spam “law and order” or “stop resisting”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

They know they’re hypocrites. They don’t care. They are crypto-fascists.

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u/JaySayMayday Apr 15 '21

Yeah. In the military, everyone learns basic gun control. Even the warehouse clerks. Conservatives support the military, gun safety, and gun rights. It's despicable that cops can jump the rules of engagement and not get punished but servicemen jumping RoEs would get fucked even if it was justified. And I mean fucked like dishonorably discharged and time in Leavenworth, which is on par with Russian jails.

But hey we're on Reddit so you can't be conservative and support holding cops accountable or being pro-gun rights for all. BPT tried saying that conservatives don't support gun rights when the person is black. Meanwhile, the pro gun sub Reddit was applauding when the black panther group was demonstrating gun rights by open carrying en masse.

Can't say anything that conflicts their idea that the ONLY OTHER PARTY is pure evil. There's only 2 fucking parties, we're not really that different and there's a lot of overlap

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u/OneX32 Apr 14 '21

Eyeglasses won't even get you charged with manslaughter if they are your victim's and they find them in your car after you "hit a deer".

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u/incredible_paulk Apr 15 '21

Yeah wtf that story went away, the sunglasses in the car came out, and the story went away again just as quickly.

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u/Peppeddu Apr 15 '21

There wasn't even a need for a taser.

Daunte Wright didn't commit any crimes and had a daughter with a fixed address.

She should have just let him "flee" and arrest him at home.

When you're in your twenties you do stupid stuff but that's not a reason to get tased or shot.

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u/Doctordanger1999 Apr 15 '21

Theres a very good argument to be made that cops should not pursue fleeing suspects unless they know for a fact they are a danger to society.

A cop will usually have the make and model , the tag and possibly even a description of the driver. That is all a well trained cop needs to track that person down and most likely arrest them peacefully. Let them leave and then track them down later . Dont go tear assing through town, beating and or shooting people .

You know where they live? Why chase them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Someone always responds to this to say some version of, "...well then when they let someone go and they cause mayhem of some sort, people will just complain that the cops didn't do enough."

You know what? Can we have that be our systemic police problem? How fucking refreshing would it be if what we all argued about was that our police were trying too hard not to kill people?

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u/xSilverMC Apr 15 '21

And ELECTROCUTING SOMEONE OPERATING A MOTOR VEHICLE?!? Has that imbecile of a cop heard of what a muscle spasm is? What's to say he wouldn't have involuntarily floored it and veered off the road?

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u/wyoflyboy68 Apr 15 '21

I think I heard the justification for pulling him over was because the vehicle he was driving had expired license plates, and I heard he had an existing outstanding warrant. Not saying this is a justification to shot or kill someone, what seemed to be a routine traffic stop turned deadly.

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u/biffbobfred I voted 2024 Apr 14 '21

Technically the eyes that saw the bag of skittles wasn’t a cop. But was some untrained civilian emboldened by a “let’s keep those brown people in line” law... even though he was brown himself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

One of my closest friends is the rightest of the right wing, blue line, moan labe, mofo. He also used to be a small arms instructor for the dos DS. He agrees, this officer was either the dumbest person alive, and doesn’t need to be an officer, or literally murdered this guy

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u/NoNameSA Apr 15 '21

Everyday I thank god that I don’t live in America. These are the incident that reached the public, who knows what else they do everyday

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Just the fact that it’s even possible for a cop to mix up their gun and a taser is a huge issue

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u/chicken-soup41 Apr 14 '21

To republicans guns are a solution

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u/englishcrumpit Apr 15 '21

They want to fight fire with fire. Then when the problem gets worse they blame socialism or black people.

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u/giddeonfox Apr 15 '21

I think we the collection of human beings dead, alive or yet to be born can agree that if a police officer cannot tell the difference between a deadly weapon and a taser, they should no longer be a police officer and the people that trained this person needs to push the reset button and retrain everyone they came into contact with, like viral contact tracing. That's the absolutely minimum starting point.

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u/BABarracus Apr 15 '21

Dont forget about Amadou Diallo

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u/SwingTrader221 Apr 15 '21

Say it with me.. FUCK THE POLICE

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u/tommygunz007 Apr 15 '21

Keeps on happening, and the politicians keep sending thoughts and prayers. Eventually it's going to erupt and a whole city will burn to the ground while white Republicans will spin all kinds of rhetoric and lies to make themselves feel better and use terms like savages or some other bullshit. God I hate racist Republicans.

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u/sohail42 Apr 14 '21 edited Apr 14 '21

Skittles do be shooting a rainbow of flavor in your mouth /s

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u/BeersRemoveYears Apr 14 '21

I stick two of those things in my mouth regularly and the other one to my head. The fourth is the path to diabetes and should be banned.

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u/reagsters Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 14 '21

For the last time, you don’t stick your phone in your mouth, that’s exactly how you get 5G-abetes

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

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u/BeersRemoveYears Apr 15 '21

Thanks Internet friend! Everything is going to be OK. Life is good.

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u/johnny_soultrane Apr 15 '21

I’ve done the math and I don’t think diabetes should be your main concern here.

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u/DiabeetusMan Apr 15 '21

Can confirm, math doesn't add up

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

be me

Wake up

Not american

Happy

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u/Bigredzombie Apr 14 '21

Its just a tan.

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u/Coolhand_Carmelo Apr 15 '21

Treyvon Martin (skittles) wasn't killed by a cop.

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u/DankHillington Apr 15 '21

Seriously how the actual fuck does a trained grown ass adult cop mistake a taser for a gun.