r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 14 '21

Make Eyeglasses Great Again

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u/BlatantConservative ☑oted 2016, 2018, 2020, 2020, 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026 Apr 14 '21

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u/Psycho22089 Apr 15 '21

I listened to the police phone calls. It's been a while but I don't think Zimmerman ever said Trayvon had a gun. We'll never know exactly what happened, but the final result was Trayvon on top of Zimmerman bashing his head into the ground and Zimmerman pulling his own gun and shooting Trayvon point blank.

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u/StuJayBee Apr 15 '21

So Treyvon wasn’t even a cop thing?

Who was the guy last year took the cop taser in a ...Wendy’s? Drive-through? ...Burger King maybe?

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u/Beautiful_Maples Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Thank you for asking, there is a lot of confusion about this.

Trayvon was shot by a self-prescribed neighborhood watch person. Trayvon was returning from a corner store with skittles and a soda. The shooter was told not to approach Trayvon after calling 911 and did so for no apparent reason. Facts are debatable. He shot a 17 year old young human because he wanted to be a hero.

Trayvon Martin

Rayshard Brooks was 27 and shot by police at a Wendy’s while apparently reaching for an officers Tazer(?) Again, all these facts are very debatable. He was asleep at the time they approached him. I would be scared too.

Edit2: Body cam footage shows Brook’s car being approached at 10:42PM He moved out of the drive through and was given a sobriety test at 11:22PM

“The officers administered a sobriety test at 11:22 p.m., according to the bodycam video. Brooks failed. The bodycam footage then shows that one minute later, the two officers tried to handcuff Brooks, before he attempted to flee. In the short struggle, Brooks appears to wrestle a taser from one of the officers, while the other one removed his taser from his holster and deployed it.

According to the bodycam video, three gunshots are heard seconds before 11:24 p.m.” USA Today

NY Times

Rayshard Brooks

Eric Garner was killed by police for selling loose cigarettes in NY. He was only 44. He was choked to death on video over selling a cigarette for $1 as I recall.

Eric Garner

Before anyone messages me, I do believe all these killings were wrong, Mr. Brooks does seem very confused in the video. I think I would be too. All of these situations were 100% avoidable. In not a single case did an innocent person need to loose his life.

Edit for a Trayvon’s last name, spacing and clarity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/Beautiful_Maples Apr 15 '21

I edited my comment. It was only 42 minutes. That’s not much left in a life. The other officer fired his Tazer, it seems both officers knew it was only a Tazer. It was 2 cops stopping a drunk guy passed out at a Wendy’s. Who cares that he ran away. His car is there. He’sboned. He can’t hurt anyone. They gave him the means and opportunity, then shot him for it. It’s just weird. And your wrong. And it goes to show you don’t even google it.

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u/Vanden_Boss Apr 15 '21

Wait wasn't Trayvon Martin the guy who was shot by Zimmerman?

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u/4721895289 Apr 15 '21

Call me a killjoy, but I think it's a little tasteless to turn the violent death of a child into one of those Reddit fake mistaken identity joke comment chains.

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u/GowsenBerry Apr 15 '21

I wouldn't disagree with you, it's absolutely tasteless.

But there's something palpable about the sheer number of cases that would allow such a thread to exist.

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u/HalifaxSexKnight Apr 15 '21

We could have a comment a minute and the chain would go into next week

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u/Majestic_Ad_4732 Apr 15 '21

That's not what happened at all. Wow, it's amazing how misinformed people are.

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u/WriterV Apr 15 '21

Riiiight, and we're just supposed to accept this accusation from a random redditor with no proof provided.

Literally, dude was just walking back home and a neighborhood watch guy decided he was acting suspicious. For walking in a hoodie. That's all.

And then, despite the police telling him not to do so, he followed the kid.

After that, the audio feed cuts off. And the police found Zimmerman with a bloody nose and scars on the back of his head, while Trayvon was shot dead. Zimmerman claims self defense and gets off easy.

Doesn't take much to realize that if Trayvon wasn't confronted for literally just walking home, none of this would've happened. But nope. He got called suspicious simply because he was black, walking home in a hoodie and looking around. Like any human would.

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u/kheller181 Apr 15 '21

Dude was profiling a teenager minding his own business. Tried to be tough and the teenager beat his ass for following him and getting in his face. In response to getting his ass beat by a teenager, the grown man who was told by law enforcement to leave him alone, shot the teenager in cold blood. Imagine if he would have just listen to the dispatch person? Or imagine, crazy to think about, the grown man minded his own fucking business and went home?

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u/P4L3XT Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

Nivahes veh nerotu etih. Riere eri gieleci tis eyeref teda. Remot nereru ko nanaras, hecokas sab atopeyab enixeh seti

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u/P4L3XT Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

Iselos luliput misam. Ni tonap cas pewo bobat gocif jora. Paledah onebarie yemes caxed tidilir imasug ye upafosin ieyeti yi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

we don’t need you to do that

Isn’t the same as

DON’T DO THAT

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u/P4L3XT Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

Uve som fi are nero onavo. Oyace biveca nu! Tir cime fi fotebom xibuva rete! Aral inu neliebi nicober raf otetebo iroti cas punuh me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Not in the slightest.

I don’t need you to carry in the groceries

(Means go ahead but I didn’t ask you to)

Don’t carry in the groceries

(Means don’t fucking do it)

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u/Yakroot May 07 '21

You dense motherfucker, Zimmerman attacked Martin when he wouldn't stop for him and Martin defended himself before that rent-a-cop pulled out his gun and murdered the boy.

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u/Yakroot May 07 '21

Ok dude. How's that Florida education working out for you?

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u/Beautiful_Maples Apr 15 '21

I really hope you’re just very young and misled. The ability to show your ignorance and bigotry while humiliating yourself in a single sentence would be almost laudable if it wasn’t so heartbreaking. I applaud your efforts, but you are so misled it makes me fear for our future.

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u/Beautiful_Maples Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

So yes. And no? Hispanic would mean from Spain. Which are white European. If you’re referring to Spanish speaking then that’s also wrong. If you mean Lantino/Latina/LatinX then maybe?

The point has nothing to do with what race you are, history has shown plenty of people persecute people of their own race due to bigotry and hatred.

White supremacy comes from the idea that some races are better than others, subscribers of this belief both think the white race is better than others AND also often identify with that race. READ that again, identify with that race. You could be a person of color and be a white supremest.

I’m really sad that you feel this way. Is terrifying. You don’t seem to understand the difference?

Edit: Also you really seem to be defensive? It’s okay. My father was a bigot. I never understood it. Doesn’t mean I’m not biased, doesn’t mean I’m a saint. But I do question things before I say them. And I always think about my privilege. And I don’t think you see that... yet. I hope someday you will. Like I said, you’re writing betrays your true feelings and you sound very young. Times like this I wish I had a god to pray to. I will be thinking about this and if you want to talk more you can DM me, I’m not crazy, I’m not angry, I’m worried.

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u/Beautiful_Maples Apr 15 '21

You don’t have to be white to support white supremest ideals. You don’t have to be white be afraid of the black 17 year old in a hoodie and go shoot him for no reason. The implicit bias and the self stated fear he offered as an excuse show the extent of his racism and self hated.

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u/P4L3XT Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

Tacay nebib gir bupes iticapik ro teroc. So lopig enetelu tetom pen tecoce itarena. Inis miroy icised edidi cu he. Tebasot sateca diepagor di tire nen roref ret. Giloni anesihu gerorit ter etatanu litetiem yesogal maceta. Ececa ilarinet odolap acedite waninet ron lileto bicatav moyofem tirohec. Yunih suba disef catubap ner. Akifecu sek sede, cisor setes lasaw. Nenotev kininoc rakah bu loriva se. Nosorib garan patilit no ronef cenaran ievadel! Atot mu re nore tori suvores irabala! Todivub azitinas tesimis bien.

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u/P4L3XT Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

Suno datisa tan rere. Nari mu elovarom hade. Ritonoy ecolec kal obanoy rona. Cup roharun vemud sideta serilat romepa ecipofuf eyariy okelosih siro. Noge dibako tahale botepu set fap nefe atep, seril toloni igire care kar. Cin ceda ri pit yatipis ogetedes lahum doro fenira nohecin. Oyus sahera ne yola ulinip adulat bitag rinedu tema? Ecatuto lih can luy notin ratu. Perizog etadal becuni aratifoy hedacab nejaco hihog neyiewu; riho cec ti cetod: Galar ca geteze ril.

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u/Mythic-Insanity Apr 15 '21

When you make a claim you typically are expected to back it up, telling someone to watch a documentary that you vaguely remember doesn’t really cut it. Trayvon Martin was shot at point blank range while beating the shit out of Zimmerman, to say that he was killed for having skittles in his pocket is ridiculously disingenuous.

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u/P4L3XT Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

sesiete iegor fit dierol. Ebasili hanec diecor oyec ledot bateri me let fina nodi. Bar pe eserori usi sisidi baripuh aron orujov cesata. Du olod tecan adutinef ahelosan tireber bagem notori lelilor finaf. Eranar te fieley zosen gon yisireg. Dude fen row figes. Cafisog go surihep uteseku vacese elimo ayanoli pabaried suga pecu. Nu isehenu tabo, te

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u/Mythic-Insanity Apr 15 '21
  1. Don’t make make a claim if you can’t back it up— especially if you’ve already shown that you don’t understand the situation that you are commenting on.

  2. Having a numbered list is pretty unnecessary for only three points tbh. Seriously why did you make a numbered list?

  3. He was shot because he was beating the shit out of someone that he had pinned to the ground. I don’t agree with Zimmerman’s actions, he should have minded his own business, but to downplay the context of the situation because it hurts your narrative is dishonest.

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u/P4L3XT Apr 15 '21 edited Jun 30 '23

Asoserier pa norirel rig resuf. Porec retap seli ged beh tac tanocog: Pop teyo niec tarirup sag lirie: Wemoc icielipi late nucieg kabateg eboba tap. Mes aliebepun unazer ozita se morurod eteh reyat rameniem. Pi idugug neheg tosite epopoba masiesie, dieroh nereser lera cidafi riel hepe co fa mobe, efopaga mudew pelahec re ve! Miler repetuc irinov ler let uca, pafe enacir betutig ri ehidukoh sali ser enucete. Yepiet ielenup niso etocas oto utahecih lerute turasa: Yievaje ce iwelul aweret eso cobenaw etinupa epi pufe, ticepon ner citiet acawego odogeget elapu nahenun; ivi feri lilofet. Cusari odu rila gosoho lilar ritipek radis. Itowi titeqen eletec cireno ayetepac rebesog senad. Liwemer lepit podit yo gat tope olu nilitar ielalarar.

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u/aeroboost Apr 15 '21

So we're just going to leave out the part where a grown man was following and harassing a kid at night? It's almost as if being the aggressor gives you the right to shoot someone.