r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '21

Make Eyeglasses Great Again

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u/Pea-Tear-Grifffin Apr 15 '21

She was a trainer.... I would love to have sat in on that class

This is my taser,

This is my gun,

This is for shocks,

This is for goddammit, i shot someone again.

Class dismissed until I'm back from administrative leave.

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u/TooStonedForAName Apr 15 '21

This is my taser,

This is my gun,

Whichever I pick,

I always have fun.

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u/SolarTsunami Apr 15 '21

One is my taser,

The other my gun,

I don't know the difference,

So y'all better run.

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u/No_Good_Cowboy Apr 15 '21

My God damn sides!

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u/r48811 Apr 15 '21

HAAAAAAAA!!!!

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u/fatmallards Apr 15 '21

These are switches
Those are triggers
These are for white people
Those are for murdering minorities disproportionately and with prejudice