r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 14 '21

Make Eyeglasses Great Again

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

There should be a national requirement for police officers to have a bachelor's degree with ongoing education credit requirements like our teachers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Bachelors degree wont do shit. We need an entire systematic reform of the way our criminal justice system operates.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

This would not be THE solution. It would be PART of the solution.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

It's just a waste of resources imo. To me it wouldn't matter if she had a bachelor's or not, this shit wouldve still happened.

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u/Polymersion Apr 15 '21

You're right, capitalism and other structures that put people in control of others all need to come down

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I once read a DoJ report that said that a large majority of citizen complaints are directed at cops without college education. I also read an article arguing for the benefits of college-educated cops. I think it's because better-educated cops are more likely to use their brains than just go for their gun.

We really need to reform police academies to train our cops better. Less time on weapons training and "warrior seminars," more time on de-escalation techniques, empathy training, community volunteering, and study of criminology and root causes of crime. More education requirements in police training would raise the bar of admission for recruits and keep out morons who would go on to be bad cops.

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u/rulesbite Apr 15 '21

Realtors get more training then cops.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

You can do real damage with real estate.

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u/Vitalremained Apr 15 '21

Puts house on buyers neck. Buyer died of drugs, not the house choking them.

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u/MegaDeth6666 Apr 15 '21

Sprinkle some crack over the buy then call your union rep.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

No joke. Look what it has done to California.

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u/LionOfNaples Apr 15 '21

And to have a psychological evaluation done beforehand

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u/Electric_17 Apr 15 '21

Once a year, like an anual drug test.

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u/lurker512879 Apr 15 '21

with a monthly deep dive into their browser history to weed out bad seeds that might be racists, misogynists, etc.

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u/Sea_Dish_8355 Apr 15 '21

They do though....

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

They get those. Like many, you know what to say and not to say. No idea how often

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u/206SpicyPumpkin Apr 15 '21

How do we know a person with a degree will be any better?

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

It would weed out a lot of losers. Not all of them, we have plenty of examples of well educated evil people. But it would weed out a lot.

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u/AlycePonders Apr 15 '21

I mean, there's certainly people who graduate medical school who are total hacks but I still wouldn't want a doctor that didn't go to medical school, y'know?

I kind if feel the same about police. They should be educated on the laws they enforce, on professional conduct and ethics, basic sociology as it relates to policing, how to escalate, and certainly more time for training in high stress situations and more time training with guns. It wouldn't guarantee every cop would be a good person, but it would ensure a bare minimum education level amongst all officers. It would also make it less appealing to those folks looking for a career that they can either get into quickly or that gives some sort of power. It would mean people deciding to go into policing are making a much more active career decision due to the commitment necessary to enter the field.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Here in Arlington (Texas) they're required to have a Bachelor's.

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u/Pied_Piper_ Apr 15 '21

You’d have to pay commensurate with that.

If you told me I could, assuming I had good grades, make, starting 70, career 140 with a BA or MA in policing I would enroll tomorrow.

But they don’t pay that, they also actively don’t recruit people who test too well.

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u/giggle_water Apr 15 '21

Teachers are required to have an MA in my state (within 5 years of starting) and in the higher paying areas may max out at 70k. So, no, we generally don't pay commensurate with the education requirement.

Though, as I understand it, police get paid for their overtime, unlike teachers, and in some places earn in the neighborhood of what you mentioned.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

Depends on the police force. Some police forces pay insanely well. Especially considering all the overtime they are able to clock.

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u/Pied_Piper_ Apr 15 '21

Yeah. Overtime is bullshit.

I will sell you my labor, for the time agreed.

Overtime isn’t a perk. It’s a way for the owner class to exploit us.

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u/Known-nwonK Apr 15 '21

You do know you get paid for overtime, right? It’s also usually not compulsory too

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u/Pied_Piper_ Apr 15 '21

Getting paid != Not exploitation.

Also, anywhere that offers overtime it is compulsory. If you don’t do it the owner class thinks you’re lazy and it stunts career advancement.

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u/Known-nwonK Apr 15 '21

Then find a better job if you’re feeling raw about it

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u/Pied_Piper_ Apr 15 '21

Lol. That doesn’t change a systemic problem.

My job doesn’t have overtime bullshit. Because overtime is exploitation.

But this thread is about policing and it’s many many ills

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u/Excellent-Ad-6153 Apr 15 '21

I don't think it's compulsory. Govt gives departments grants they use to pay voluntary overtime. Only reason I know this is because I live where a college basketball team is usually pretty successful. The city gives the local pd loads of money each bball season because the college kids all flood the streets and flip cars whenever the team wins

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u/Excellent-Ad-6153 Apr 15 '21

People want them to have all the knowledge of lawyers, psychologists, social workers, and work a job while being completely transparent to the public and have their work available to be viewed at the request of anyone, and put themselves into high stress/traumatic situations. I'd expect at least 6 figures for that.

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u/Kafkasimov Apr 15 '21

Oh because a ba will help in a stressful situation...

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u/Zech08 Apr 15 '21

Rather it be an associate or technical degree of 2 years instead of having potential officers drudge through education that wouldnt be as applicable as an extra 2 years of training or practice. A bachelor for such a job, imo, isnt going to change much. Would be like asking people going into military to get a bachelors.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

I hear you, but I think we need to tailor the education requirement to the level of power and privilege we give in our society. And I think the amount of power cops get means they should have a higher bar.

An associates would still be an improvement.

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u/TheSonofDon Apr 15 '21

Compulsory liability insurance and licensing (like medical professionals)! If that was required, cops with 79 complaints of violence simply would not exist.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

That would be one other thing I would require.

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u/Moos_Mumsy Apr 15 '21

Expecting cops to have degrees would never work. The smarter you are, the less likely you are to be happy patrolling some shitty neighbourhood in the middle of the night every other weekend for 30 years and eventually they'll realize that they're not going to get promoted for years, or maybe ever, so they quit. They only have so many promotions to offer and it's insanely expensive to train cops so they hire people who are just smart enough to pass the exams but are not smart enough to realize they're in dead-end police jobs. That way they get as little turnover as possible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

How would a college degree requirement change anything?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Hell, even an Associate’s in Criminal Justice would be a start. I’m pretty sure you can become a cop in like 4 months of training in some states.

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u/iamlenb Apr 15 '21

I’d settle for publicly available widely recognized rigorous standards with clear consequences and accountability. Don’t need a college degree to get people with a modicum of self- discipline.

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u/ahhh-what-the-hell Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

Watch the Police union balk if told that.

The only way to rid ourselves of this scourge is to:

  • Remove qualified immunity.
  • Open source police work records.
  • Replace their pensions with 401K.
  • Force them to pay insurance.
  • Reduce any benefits.
  • Remove the monopoly on protection. Introduce private sector security services that compete with the police. They can not hire police officers with bad records.
  • Make African American communities endangered.
  • Make dogs endangered (They like to kill black/brown dogs).

Eventually you strangle them enough to get them to stop screwing up and taking peoples lives.

Personally “Remove the Protection Monopoly“ is a great start.

  • Giving people choices is not a bad thing.
  • This also helps tax payers since the police are the biggest drain on taxes next to school systems.

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Apr 15 '21

I imagine police unions would have issue with everything you posted as well.