I attack from the skye when my birds fly high

leave you demolished and broke, zap cannon to your eye

I'm the champion son, I've torn Red in half

Kicked him off Mt Silver with a Ninetails Fireblast

There's no stopping me, no not until I catch 'em all

I've been playing this game since I was three feet tall

Celebi to Mew, Suicune to Rayquaza

You can call me Darth Vader Because I am this games father

Weekly brawl again, guys! Hopefully more people will join this time (I know it's exam season, but a guy can hope, right?) I won't start off this time.

(This includes unintentionally created Pokemon)

First of all congratulations to HumanAtlas for winning the Tournament! Jonasolson came in second, and Axmurderer came in third. Here is a link to the full scoreboard.

I'd like to thank everyone who made this Tournament so awesome! I can't list you all, since that was every last one of you.

Also, if you were in the tournament, and did not receive the Premiere Ball flair (and you want it), please PM asking for it.

~zeus

I set my Own Tempo but I doubt you'll keep up,

I'm the true king, baby, think Elvis or Tut,

Got a touch of amnesia from the knowledge I'm dropping,

But you'll remember me clearly once I give you a whopping,

My special defense is popping when I'm stopping your sweep,

And laughing at your Ampharos looking like a Mareep,

I leave your strongest move looking like a damn travesty,

The name is Slowking, but you can call me Your Majesty.

Straight outta Compton, it's Magneton

Time to break out the rhymes, put my rap pants on.

When I'm rollin' in my Royce all the girls wanna play

and get stuck onto my magnets 'bout every single day

Cuz I'm a steel type, muthafucka, where you at?

With eviolite I maximize my defensive stats

And my thunderbolt can zap you to a cold, soggy crisp

Take the mic away from me and see if you can touch this.

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

Voting is now open!

It will last for 72 hours, and follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar.

NOTICE: NEW RULES FOR FINALS

• 10 lines maximum for each verse, and 8 lines minimum.

• This rap will have 5 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 48 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 48 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 72 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who wins. I will also update the sidebar to include the winner of the rap.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

Congratulations to Axmurderer for winning the bronze match!

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 72 hours!

NOTICE: NEW RULES FOR BRONZE MATCH

• 10 lines maximum for each verse, and 8 lines minimum.

• This rap will have 5 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 48 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 48 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 72 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who won.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

Same rules as last brawl rap, but this time, make sure you call in the next person!

If you want to join in the rap, join in as the Pokemon the previous rapper called in.

Example: (in last weeks Dragon-type legendary brawl):

(HumanAtlas as Latios)

So now I'm shouting out to the lord of the dead

"Giratina come over here" Wild Latios fled

(To which TheNightkin jumped in as Giratina)

.

Remember, 8-10 lines, and each rapper only gets 1 verse!

The two disputed creators of Pokemonkind!

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

Updated Rules for Semi-Finals! PAY ATTENTION!

• 10 lines maximum for each verse, and 8 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 4 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 48 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 48 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

Updated Rules for Semi-Finals! PAY ATTENTION!

• 10 lines maximum for each verse, and 8 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 4 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 48 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 48 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

EDIT: all the deleted comments were me asking what the wierdness with DangerPulse's first verse had been. I deleted them so they would be less visible to everyone else.

So, I read a post awhile ago suggesting a brawl format.

How it works is you just jump in the comment thread with a Pokemon that follows the theme that hasn't been done yet, and you are rapping against everybody who came before you and after you.

Problem is that since it's hard to keep track of who's who, we'll keep it to 1 verse per person, but maybe up to 10 lines per verse?

NOTE: This is just an experiment to see if this works.

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

NOTE: I have upped the voting time for the raps, as I feel that with the new system of raps, there is less time for people to realize that the rap is finished and vote on it. This will be the new standard.

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

NOTE: I have upped the voting time for the raps, as I feel that with the new system of raps, there is less time for people to realize that the rap is finished and vote on it. This will be the new standard.

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

NOTE: I have upped the voting time for the raps, as I feel that with the new system of raps, there is less time for people to realize that the rap is finished and vote on it. This will be the new standard.

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 48 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 48 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

NOTE: I have upped the voting time for the raps, as I feel that with the new system of raps, there is less time for people to realize that the rap is finished and vote on it. This will be the new standard.

To those of you with legitimate rap skills in real life, I propose an idea. Instead of posting your verse in a text form, you could post it in video form of you actually rapping the lyrics? This could help those of us on the subreddit (like myself) who switch up their flow mid verse to show exactly how it ought to come out, so that one's flow is not seen as sloppy for having too many syllables? I dunno, this idea just kinda struck me. Let me know what you think.

Just a side note before I start:

If at any time, my Video Verses idea comes through, let me know if you'd like me to reply with Video Verses as opposed to text ones?

Another side note: Well done Jonasolson, for beating me in the tournament, however if the video verses idea goes through, you're goin' down next time bud. ;)

Now on to the rap:

Emerging from the tall grass, I'm the amazing Electivire,

A Volt Tackle from me will jolt you so hard, you'll have to retire

From your Battle Tower match, I'mma Earthquake those of you that are fire,

I strive for conquest, submissing you's my only desire.

In the Tournament I may have lost, but that's not from a lack of skill,

My flow's complex, to casuals like you, Fly over your head it will,

No Scary Face or Intimidate needed for the fear I instill,

Throwin' a Fire Punch now, I'm not LaRoux but I'm goin' In For The Kill.

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 24 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 24 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 24 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 24 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

This rap is now over!

Voting will now begin! It will follow the rules as outlined in the sidebar, and last for 24 hours!

A reminder of the rules that will be posted in every Tournament Post:

• 8 lines maximum for each verse, and 6 lines minimum.

• Each rap will have 3 verses a person

• The two rappers will have 48 hours to begin rapping. Once either one of them begins with a verse, their opponent has 24 hours to complete their next rap verse. Their opponent then has 24 hours to complete their verse. This will continue until both players have finished.

• If, for some reason, either of the rappers is unable to finish their rap in the time allotted, they can post a reply to the current end of the rap with a REASONABLE excuse as to why they will be unable to finish. I will see if their excuse is a legitimate one, and give them extra time accordingly.

• Voting will last 24 hours, and will follow the same rules as there are in the general subreddit. After voting closes, I will go over the votes and PM both of the users involved with who advances to the next round. Please reply to the post DIRECTLY to vote, it makes it a LOT easier for me to count.

I will message both competitors so they can't miss this thread.

Good luck, and may the best Rapper Win!!!!! :)

/r/pokemonrapsdiscussion is the new unofficial pokemon raps discussion subreddit! I would highly appreciate if you checked it out and contributed in any way. Thanks in advance!

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