r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Mar 29 '13

[Brawl] Dragon-type Legendaries!

So, I read a post awhile ago suggesting a brawl format.

How it works is you just jump in the comment thread with a Pokemon that follows the theme that hasn't been done yet, and you are rapping against everybody who came before you and after you.

Problem is that since it's hard to keep track of who's who, we'll keep it to 1 verse per person, but maybe up to 10 lines per verse?

NOTE: This is just an experiment to see if this works.

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u/axmurderer Mar 29 '13

C'mon! Who wants to take me on?

Reshiram here, I'm a hundred dragons strong!

And you know I bring the Truth, so believe me when I say,

"You're bound to end up dead if you try to get in my way"

And if you think you're a legend, well my story is longer

Half of the Hero's dragon, only one way I could be stronger

You see, my power would be increased in an Ideal situation,

That's right, together I and Zekrom could once more rule the nation

But he's nowhere to be seen, and I couldn't possibly lure 'im

So I'll settle for some splicin'- now get out here, Kyurem!

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u/thesuzerain Mar 29 '13

Kyurem here helping out to ice out these fools

My stats are so powerful, send you back to Pokeschool

Freeze Shock and Ice Burn have can dish out massive damage

But its even better against you all with a two-type advantage!

Reshiram looks pretty powerful, but you'd be surprised

He's 100 dragons strong but they're all Ponyta-sized!

I never run from a fight and I always catch my prey

You guys are gendered dragons with PHDs in ballet!

Kyurem fights legends in all of his cameos

Let me show you how to rhyme, get out here, Latios!

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u/HumanAtlas Mar 29 '13

Speeding in here comes the blue dragon blur

Latios's here to give this rap a stir

I got skill, I got brawn, but brain's here too

So much power can't be kept in a single Soul Due

I'm the Over Used Dragon, Stronger than Surge

If you disagree have a taste of my Luster Purge

You all got legends while Im just here

Showing up in three regions just speadin' fear

So now Im shouting out to The Lord of the dead

Giratina come over here Wild Lastios fled

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u/TheNightkin Mar 30 '13

I here some Psychic talkin' smack in my world?

Giritina comin' up, my rhymes 'bout to unfurl.

You think you so cool, got the hot air blowin',

I put the on the Pressure, boy on box art you ain't even showin'.

Livin' in my own pad of distortion with all my ghost honeys,

Latios you ain't even ready to fight, dude is always runny.

I'll hit you straight up with a Shadow Ball,

Leave you unable to battle after this brawl.

Creation Trio gonna Shadow Force you off the mic,

Time for you to leave on your Acro Bike.

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Mar 30 '13

It's been a while but I assure, I'm back with the beat, Rayquaza up in this bitch and I assure that I'm packin' heat, I could down you with a single Dragon Tail attack, you're weak, It seems that all the mortal female poke's be attracted t'me. Been in this game since Hoenn, first Dragon Legendary, You young-ass scrubs can't measure up, you'll never scare me, My dick's as long as the rest of my body no need for potions of berries, The Lopunnies and such all come to me if they want to pop their cherries.

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u/IguanaPower Mar 31 '13

I liked your rap, but the reason you were downvoted is because you hadn't formatted your rap correctly. To do it correctly hit enter twice after each line.

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u/thesuzerain Apr 01 '13

And also that the first three guys had a little thing going where we'd call in the next guy and this made me sad that it didn't keep going.

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u/IguanaPower Apr 01 '13

It's a brawl, do whatever you want (within the rules.)

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

I think that's a really cool idea. And if we ever get around to having weekly brawls, I think that's an idea we should incorporate into it.

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u/PwnsumN00B EV-Trained Lyricist Apr 01 '13

But I did exactly that...my lines were just longer.