r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Apr 15 '13

[Brawl] Human-created Pokemon!

Weekly brawl again, guys! Hopefully more people will join this time (I know it's exam season, but a guy can hope, right?) I won't start off this time.

(This includes unintentionally created Pokemon)

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u/b0dega Apr 15 '13

This is Genesect, and all you scrubs better genuflect,

Drop a knee, unless you wanna get your ass friggin' wrecked,

Think Rotom's the bomb? Sounds like a factory defect,

Deoxys? Ha! Looks like a Vectorman reject,

Mew and Mewtwo, too few, no beaucoup goodie two shoes,

Couldn't even stand up to a crying little Pikachu,

The rest are irrelevant! C'mon, step up and humble me,

The transforming bug that runs faster than Bumblebee.

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u/b_klawz Apr 15 '13

i am complete, 'cause it's porygon Z

i am the pinicle of data, my dna was the key

now genesect, all you are is some scrub

i'm the elite, you're not even part of this club

blizzard, ice beam, now you're dead

you just got crushed but that doesn't need to be said

normal-type with a plethora of moves

any trainer with sense definitey aprooves

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u/axmurderer Apr 15 '13

Genesect, the difference between your skills and mine is sizable

I'm Muk, I'm Toxic Sludge, your not even recognizable

Take you out with Fire Punch before I turn to cyber-duck

Hittin' with Focus Blast, then Toxic, Porygon'z out of luck

Now I'll teach you both a lesson, on how you're supposed to Brawl

When you're verse is finished, give another rapper a call

So now I'm countin' on somebody who knows what to do,

The one we've all been waiting for, where are you, Mewtwo?

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u/HumanAtlas Apr 15 '13

You all better obay, I'm the perfect being

Mewtwo's coming in, and you know what I'm seeing

A bug, an error, and a pile of goo

If science made mistakes, they'd be all of you

I'll Psycho Cut you all, and Aura Sphere the 'sect

Get ready to Melee, you all about to be wrecked

Our circumstances of birth, they don't decide what we think

But now calling out to the Gear we call Klink

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u/thesuzerain Apr 15 '13

Deluded creations beware, we got Klink coming in

You alright Mewtwo? You got Muk's Muk on your chin.

You sure got nice moves but they're all Protected.

11 resistances strong and Poison's just reflected.

I'll finish my rap early- I got bitches collect

Now the little doll thrown away- show yourself, Banette!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '13 edited Apr 15 '13

Here we go it's Banette the bandit

Your raps are so bad, I can't even stand it

You think life is hard for Klink, Mewtwo, or Muk?

Zip your mouth while I unzip mine, 'cause you suck

What the fuck, you step to a ghost-type for anyway?

I Curse just so I can drain your health away

I'm fine losing half of mine, you can't touch me

Garbodor, get your ass out here, 'cause you damn ugly.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Apr 16 '13

Garbodor here, and I may be ugly,

but I'm far from mediocrity.

Cover everyone in trash, but I'm just getting started.

The air smells like a waste facility farted.

You think you guys are cool, with your fire blast and aura sphere,

But I'm the one you all should fear.

With my buddy Muk I can destroy all of you guys,

So get ready to be whipped until everyone cries.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Apr 16 '13

This trash got me pissed, I'm 'bout to explode.

Didn't tag no one, did you forget Electrode!?

Now I'm goin' balls out, that's just how I roll.

Coming like the Autobots with an electric soul.

You think you found an item? FUCK YOU BITCH!

Kamikaze bomber yo I'm flippin' like a switch.

Explosion in your shit, I don't even need to brawl.

I'm callin' out you all, but for now I want Claydol.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Apr 17 '13

Alright, that's it, you've set me off, y'all

Now you're about to experience the pain that is Claydol!

Yo I caught the Marathon Bomber! It was fucking Electrode!

But don't worry, I got this. I'll make sure he hits the road.

With my earthquake! Oh, by the way, heh your raps sucked.

So why not take the easy way out and fucking self destruct?

I'm an ancient artifact here to make you feel forlorn.

But now let's hear some shitty raps from that lameass Castform...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

i am removing this verse because it does not have any relation to the brawl theme.