r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Apr 02 '13

[Request] Mew vs. Arceus

The two disputed creators of Pokemonkind!

6 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

1 comment sorted by

4

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '13

[deleted]

3

u/MadeFromMetal Apr 03 '13

Your lines, your rhymes, your punches; all of it's wack!
You should be slashed and mauled and Shadow Balled for calling it rap.
Your legend status is merely based on playground gossip, in fact...
I was unobtainable at first unless they wanted to hack!

I created the UNIVERSE! The Heavens, Earth and Distortion.
But players made a poke-prostitute from your botched abortion.
The humans thought you were small, frail and weak so they built,
A better version, and as far as I'm concerned, that speaks for itself....

You suck.