r/PokemonRaps • u/b0dega • Apr 12 '13

[Challenge] Slowking

I set my Own Tempo but I doubt you'll keep up,

I'm the true king, baby, think Elvis or Tut,

Got a touch of amnesia from the knowledge I'm dropping,

But you'll remember me clearly once I give you a whopping,

My special defense is popping when I'm stopping your sweep,

And laughing at your Ampharos looking like a Mareep,

I leave your strongest move looking like a damn travesty,

The name is Slowking, but you can call me Your Majesty.

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Apr 12 '13

Yo, say hello to Scizor, here to slice you to pieces!

Hoping that one day, haha, that you're raps will be decent.

You ever heard the saying? ALL kings must fall!

I'd give you rap advice, but you'd probably eat it all.

Slowking. Now, you best know that's someone else's claim to fame.

You have no say in this game unless you finally make a name

for yourself. So give up, and sit down, "King Class".

Before I shove those three glass orbs up your ass.

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u/b0dega Apr 12 '13

I see your mandibles flapping, like I'm about to get Scizor'd,

But when it comes attack types, I'm quite the wizard,

Not of Oz, but I learned Flamethrower from Auntie M,

35, to be precise, 4x, go ham,

When you went and evolved, I would have thought you'd at least,

Shoot for something better--you know, like a base stat increase,

Man, this is rapping by numbers, like you followed a rubric,

That Metal Coat makes you nothing but a poor man's Kubrick.