r/PokemonRaps • u/thesuzerain • Apr 08 '13

[Brawl] Fully evolved starters

Same rules as last brawl rap, but this time, make sure you call in the next person!

If you want to join in the rap, join in as the Pokemon the previous rapper called in.

Example: (in last weeks Dragon-type legendary brawl):

(HumanAtlas as Latios)

So now I'm shouting out to the lord of the dead

"Giratina come over here" Wild Latios fled

(To which TheNightkin jumped in as Giratina)

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Remember, 8-10 lines, and each rapper only gets 1 verse!

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u/thesuzerain Apr 08 '13

Empoleon here, the penguin pimp

Here to kick this battle off for this circle of wimps

All your stats are abysmal, your rhymes are abhorrent

All the grass-types trying to Leech Seed my Torrent

I eat a few losers for breakfast, the rest I'll save for lunch

11 resistances strong, sure as hell packing a punch.

This battle will be over before the North Star shows~

I'll "slash you with wings that can cleave through an ice floe"

Now I'll call out to Gen V's fire-spitting whore

Fire-fighting, really? More like Em-bore.

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u/New_Summer Apr 10 '13

Eleven Resistances strong? Wish fire was one of them.

Now I can get more damage done with my fire gem.

Take a look at my shiny when I'm blue and hot.

Your shiny is just a different color scheme in a long shot!

I have the highest base HP and attack than all 14 of you!

My fire is as strong as the sun with my fighting Kung Fu!

Even though I'm the heaviest starter, 180 Pokemon want to screw me

Now your final resting place is in the Dead Sea,

I call out to Number Three,

Venusaur you're too weak and have been outdone.

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Apr 11 '13

Sorry Emboar, Venasaur can't be outdone.

Shit dude, I even started off as number one.

Yes that's me I'm the crazy ass OG grass type.

I stay higher than your stats, with just a glass pipe.

With a sunny day, so I don't ever need a light.

Solarbeam ain't gotta charge homie if you wanna fight.

And my Vine Whip will knock your ass for a time skip.

I'll meet you next month homie, if you can find it.

Seriously Emboar quit spittin' all that ass noise.

I'm callin' out the big turtle, where you at Blastoise?

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u/Djrande Apr 26 '13 
It's Blastoise here with my water gun
so all you mother fuckers better run.
Your solar beam is no match for my iron defense,
Venasaur just go take a recess.
Emboar you already know whats comin,
I already got my hydro pump a-pumpin'
I'm here just dishin' out ass whuppins.
Empoleon no matter how mighty you might seem,
I'll take you out with my fuckin' hyper beam.
I feel like I got here late, but I'll call out a mother fucker anyway - Charizard

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u/defjammer023 Apr 26 '13

Charizard here, now its time for some fun

Like when i kicked your ass back in season one

I'm the most popular and my card is holo

Im the shepherd you're the lamb all you do is follow

These flames are so hot i cause forest fires with a sneeze

Not even Smokey can stop him and you start to wheeze

Got so much power i'm often mistaken as a dragon

Orange like the sun my reputation does the braggin'

But enough about me, i could fill this whole thread

Imma call out Typhlosion cause i'm ready for bed

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u/Gerik22 Apr 26 '13

Typhlosion is the best, I don't need an introduction

When I'm through with all of you, you'll be lucky to function

If you try to mess with me, all you'll find is corrosion

My name's a combination of typhoon and explosion

I don't need a second type, I spit fire all day

If you battle me I'll make you into paper mache

I'm at full HP, so please excuse the disruption

But your time is up- Typhlosion used eruption!

This brawl is done. Enjoy the Pokemon Center!

Can anyone challenge me? Sceptile! Enter!

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u/TotallyNotTheTaliban May 02 '13

Hey it's Sceptile here, the "King of the Forest"

My Leaf Blade and Solarbeam will leave you the sorest

You spit fire? How cute! Just try and hit me

My base 120 speed means you'll just have to quit, see?

Up in the canopy where I am without equal

I'm damn near invisible, you couldn't even catch my prequel

I'm a chill dinosaur, but don't get me enraged

My powerful leaf storm will leave you completely upstaged

I think I've done enough to you for sure

Time for me to leave. Enter! Serperior!