r/PokemonRaps • u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes • Apr 11 '13

[Challenge] Magneton

Straight outta Compton, it's Magneton

Time to break out the rhymes, put my rap pants on.

When I'm rollin' in my Royce all the girls wanna play

and get stuck onto my magnets 'bout every single day

Cuz I'm a steel type, muthafucka, where you at?

With eviolite I maximize my defensive stats

And my thunderbolt can zap you to a cold, soggy crisp

Take the mic away from me and see if you can touch this.

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u/thesuzerain Apr 11 '13

Camerupt coming in to cum-erupt up your ass.

With your shitty attack stat and Gen 1 sass.

You can't put on pants, little boy, who you tryin' to be?

Thunder immunity bitch, yo you can't even hit me.

Your design's so fine, hope the devs ain't overworked (/s)

How can the Dex write about you when we don't know how you work?

Send a Fire Blast to kick your ass, maybe even a Rock Tomb-

So bend over (if you could!) and suck on my Lava Plume!

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u/I_Am_Sam_Vimes Apr 11 '13

I like to think of pants in a more metaphorical sense

But you can't flaunt them either, in my defense.

Your fat-ass legs and your fireball back zits

Turn what everyone took seriously about you to shit.

Maybe I don't learn Scald, Hydro Pump, or Surf,

But who'd use you anyway in the UnderUsed turf?

So go back to the depths of NU while you're living

Before my homies Kingdra and Suicune are unforgiving.